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scoobydookc 05-06-2004 07:48 PM

I won't be able to sleep tonight
 
The book of Exodus

31:14
Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

31:15
Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

defileth loosely translates to thou shalt not cuss.....

i feel the long black cloud hovering over me now, I knew I shouldn't have taken that summer job as a kid...

think of all the sports fans who lost by a missed field goal and couldn't resist... population control?

... maybe i need a new religion that fits my needs :\ any suggestions?

newsdude 05-06-2004 07:53 PM

Choice between leaving porn or changing your religion. And here you are asking for any other religion which will suit you best. :1orglaugh

dirtyone 05-06-2004 07:55 PM

You could join my new religion

Church of All that is Sacred and Holy

scoobydookc 05-06-2004 07:56 PM

how much do you have to put in the plate for that religion? :(

dirtyone 05-06-2004 08:08 PM

As much as your heart tells you... just make you check payable to C. A. S. H

tootie 05-06-2004 08:16 PM

Try Unity. They're very accepting.

Jamdin 05-06-2004 08:16 PM

I won't sleep very good tonight either but I will want to sleep through tomorrow afternoon and night

BigG 05-06-2004 08:23 PM

any suggestions?
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Hide! God told me that he wants to kick your ass so you should stay out of sight! Good luck!

brickbat 05-06-2004 08:30 PM

So do any other nursery rhymes or fairy tales scare you? :winkwink:

Seriously, consider Atheism! I sleep like a puppy PLUS no guilt or big scarey books to read.<br><Br>

Lykos 05-06-2004 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone
As much as your heart tells you... just make you check payable to C. A. S. H
Haha:1orglaugh

montel 05-06-2004 09:12 PM

blah blah. that is BS dont worry about it.


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