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DVTimes · 05-06-2004, 03:29 PM

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

Lykos · 05-06-2004, 04:28 PM

Not bad at all

JohnV · 05-06-2004, 04:29 PM

Not side splitting funny, but pretty funny none-the-less

marko13 · 05-06-2004, 04:40 PM

this is coldblood joke

SlickRick · 05-06-2004, 04:48 PM

Funny one

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pure energy · 05-07-2004, 12:09 AM

Good one!

Illicit · 05-07-2004, 12:10 AM

cute

Lace · 05-07-2004, 12:12 AM

5/10

KDizzla · 05-07-2004, 01:12 AM

They can be awful tight.

reynold · 05-07-2004, 01:32 AM

Not bad!

newsdude · 05-07-2004, 03:09 AM

Hilarious!

05-07-2004, 04:43 AM

EviLGuY · 05-07-2004, 05:13 AM

I must have lost my sense of humour someplace.. that didn't do it for me.

johnbosh · 05-07-2004, 05:14 AM

TheMob · 05-07-2004, 05:18 AM

tight joke

kowntafit · 05-07-2004, 05:54 AM

Nice 'clean' joke.

jhauser · 05-07-2004, 07:35 AM

lol

Firehorse · 05-07-2004, 08:59 AM

Jill_J · 05-09-2004, 03:26 AM

chemicaleyes · 05-09-2004, 03:30 AM

Goose · 05-09-2004, 03:32 AM

lol funny...

macker · 05-09-2004, 03:32 AM

TheFrog · 05-09-2004, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JohnV
Not side splitting funny, but pretty funny none-the-less

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DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,544	joke. A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!" __________________ The Affiliate Program

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