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Old 05-06-2004, 05:43 AM   #1
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WebmasterAccess - I went to jail

we all decided to hit up buckhead after the CJ dinner, and I decide to piss behind some random ATM....

within 10 minutes I am the back of a cop car with cuffs on....

that was at 1:30am, i just got home from jail...it is 8:42am



thanks to everyone who came down and visited, and gave me money to get bail, it turnsd out it was almost $700 though..WHICH IS FUCKED!

i owe a shitload of people a night on the town on me!
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:44 AM   #2
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:44 AM   #3
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Wow, that sucks. Glad you got out.


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Old 05-06-2004, 05:44 AM   #4
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u got busted for pissin in public ur a fucking homo! RUn u fucking ******! run next time. stupid fatass
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:45 AM   #5
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haha, great. did you meet some nice guys to have fun with during the night?
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:46 AM   #6
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Thats hilarious. Did you learn your lesson?
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:48 AM   #7
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I bet next time you will hold it in, instead of pissing in public
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:50 AM   #8
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:59 AM   #9
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Thats hilarious. Did you learn your lesson?
Here's a pic.

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Old 05-06-2004, 06:00 AM   #10
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Old 05-06-2004, 06:04 AM   #11
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Old 05-06-2004, 06:10 AM   #14
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Old 05-06-2004, 06:55 AM   #15
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That sucks.

Let''s see who spends the most hours in the clink this trip. This could become a new convention contest.

Nice meeting you last night man.......I'm just glad it was at the dinner party and not during the prison love session.
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:02 AM   #16
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:05 AM   #17
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:06 AM   #18
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:14 AM   #19
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bad luck, you get nailed so hard just because of that?
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:16 AM   #20
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:18 AM   #21
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What are you? A neanderthal?
Pissing in public is NASTY!
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:22 AM   #22
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It wasn't in public....It was behind an ATM.

It would have been worse if he wass Dutch. They seem to be too stupid to know what an out house is intended for.



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Old 05-06-2004, 07:22 AM   #23
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:12 AM   #24
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how come after every webmaster get together we hear about a peeing incident?
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:18 AM   #25
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:23 AM   #26
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dont worry about it i went to the states they charged 25c to take a piss i recon you could got away with it 2800 times before you get busted so thats about even lol.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:23 AM   #27
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we all decided to hit up buckhead after the CJ dinner, and I decide to piss behind some random ATM....

within 10 minutes I am the back of a cop car with cuffs on....

that was at 1:30am, i just got home from jail...it is 8:42am



thanks to everyone who came down and visited, and gave me money to get bail, it turnsd out it was almost $700 though..WHICH IS FUCKED!

i owe a shitload of people a night on the town on me!
notice he left out key elements to this story

me sayin "hey man, you sure you should do that right here? there cops right the fuck over there"
him sayin "aww man atl cops are cool"

we walk across the street, boom hes in cuffs. next thing i know i got this lady cop tellin me if i dont move along ill be joining him.

so we go to the police station to find out we cant bail him out, i smooth talk the cop on duty into lettin us see him and hit him with some cash

o btw i got your lighter bro, hit me up on icq 16267082 9
or instant message me "brand0n"
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:38 AM   #28
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notice he left out key elements to this story

me sayin "hey man, you sure you should do that right here? there cops right the fuck over there"
him sayin "aww man atl cops are cool"

we walk across the street, boom hes in cuffs. next thing i know i got this lady cop tellin me if i dont move along ill be joining him.

so we go to the police station to find out we cant bail him out, i smooth talk the cop on duty into lettin us see him and hit him with some cash

o btw i got your lighter bro, hit me up on icq 16267082 9
or instant message me "brand0n"
the truth comes out

lesson learned..don't piss where the cops can see you
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:42 AM   #29
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someone did that in dublin but ON the machine .. they got a 500 fine plus they where made to sit outside the machine with cameras and lights on them for 24 hours with a sign say i pissed on this machine and im sorry haha it was great people all stopped to look and laugh
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:44 AM   #30
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It wasn't in public....It was behind an ATM.

It would have been worse if he wass Dutch. They seem to be too stupid to know what an out house is intended for.



I worked as a carpenter before I got into this and I was on a few jobs sites where all they had was those damn portable toilets. I chose to piss anywhere but in the portable. The wreaking smell in there is HORRIFIC! You only go in there if your ass is about to explode from eating white castle.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:59 AM   #33
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$700???
For peeing?
That's messed up!
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:06 AM   #35
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how come after every webmaster get together we hear about a peeing incident?
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:09 AM   #36
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wow, peeing behind an ATM isn't so bad.... im surprised they took you to jail for that.
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:09 AM   #37
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I have to take a leak right now.

Anyone know where there's a phone booth near the hotel?
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