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05-06-2004, 02:16 AM

What's the most embarassing boner you've ever had? Was it in your PE class while you were wearing sweat pants? How about when you were sitting next to you friend's girlfriend while she was wearing a tiny skirt?

Let's hear em! I know we all have had some embarassing ones!

EviLGuY · 05-06-2004, 02:16 AM

I'm lucky.. my penis is very small so no one even notices.

Always a bright side!

Johny Traffic · 05-06-2004, 02:17 AM

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I'm lucky.. my penis is very small so no one even notices.

Roald · 05-06-2004, 02:18 AM

Getting out of a jacuzzi with a boner and having people look at me like wtf?

05-06-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
Getting out of a jacuzzi with a boner and having people look at me like wtf?

Hahahah! I hope you weren't wearing speedos!

SleazyDream · 05-06-2004, 02:20 AM

gfy isn't for schoolkids - please leave

Roald · 05-06-2004, 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
Hahahah! I hope you weren't wearing speedos!

haha no I hate those tight things

justfreemovies · 05-06-2004, 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
I'm lucky.. my penis is very small so no one even notices.

Always a bright side!

whew im not the only one lol

but no actualy, got drunk and fell asleep on my parents couch once and somehow got partialy depands
had morning wood all night i guess while a strew of people made fun of me but i was too drunk to wake up lol

Roald · 05-06-2004, 02:24 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
gfy isn't for schoolkids - please leave

last time I checked it actually was so what happened?

05-06-2004, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
gfy isn't for schoolkids - please leave

Apparently it is. No matter what biz thread I start (or anybody for that manner), nobody seems to give a shit. The only thing to get conversation started around here is to dumb it down a bit.

Don't you know an experiment when you see one? I thought for sure that you would.

boardersweetie · 05-06-2004, 02:33 AM

I'm a girl, so I have no embarassing boner stories. The closest we get to boners is when our nipples get hard, and that's barely embarassing.

Roald · 05-06-2004, 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
I'm a girl, so I have no embarassing boner stories. The closest we get to boners is when our nipples get hard, and that's barely embarassing.

agreed, thats more like a huge turn on for me

abyss_al · 05-06-2004, 02:37 AM

i went camping with family and friends...fell asleep on the couch... woke up with pitched tent...while everyone's in the room having breakfast, and a few sitting next to me watching TV - it was pretty bad

boardersweetie · 05-06-2004, 02:40 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
agreed, thats more like a huge turn on for me

thus why it's not really embarassing. some girls are prudes and freak out about it, but I'm a tease - so I love it that much more.
edit: and since I pierced my left nipple, it's always hard. I love it

Roald · 05-06-2004, 02:43 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
thus why it's not really embarassing. some girls are prudes and freak out about it, but I'm a tease - so I love it that much more.
edit: and since I pierced my left nipple, it's always hard. I love it

you cockteaser

boardersweetie · 05-06-2004, 02:43 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
you cockteaser

you love it

zzgundamnzz · 05-06-2004, 02:50 AM

Back when I was in high school in PE Class... there was this hot latina who was in front of me during stretches and exercises. She would always tease me. Thing is after stretches we would always run a lap. The last person who ran the lap had to run it again...

Roald · 05-06-2004, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
you love it

I know, glad there is nobody in the room otherwise I would have another embarising moment

boardersweetie · 05-06-2004, 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
I know, glad there is nobody in the room otherwise I would have another embarising moment

oooh! That's naughty!

Mr. Marks · 05-06-2004, 02:58 AM

I once wear a pants that's so tight, it definitley
define the features!

Roald · 05-06-2004, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
oooh! That's naughty!

want to look for a room?

boardersweetie · 05-06-2004, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
want to look for a room?

a room where? you need to icq me!!

Roald · 05-06-2004, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
a room where? you need to icq me!!

johnbosh · 05-06-2004, 03:05 AM

in the swimming pool

boardersweetie · 05-06-2004, 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe

? I don't see any icq's popping up!!

EviLGuY · 05-06-2004, 03:07 AM

Lets drag this back on topic..

One time my dog had a boner, and I was playing red rocket with him, and then...

Trixie · 05-06-2004, 03:07 AM

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Originally posted by shermsshack
Apparently it is. No matter what biz thread I start (or anybody for that manner), nobody seems to give a shit. The only thing to get conversation started around here is to dumb it down a bit.

Don't you know an experiment when you see one? I thought for sure that you would.

Experiment? I thought you were serious. I was going to masturbate to this thread. Foiled again.

05-06-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by Trixie
Experiment? I thought you were serious. I was going to masturbate to this thread. Foiled again.

That's what video conferencing is for... I'm down to watch you masturbate.

05-06-2004, 02:16 AM	#1
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zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	Back when I was in high school in PE Class... there was this hot latina who was in front of me during stretches and exercises. She would always tease me. Thing is after stretches we would always run a lap. The last person who ran the lap had to run it again... __________________

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	I'm lucky.. my penis is very small so no one even notices. Always a bright side!

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boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	I'm a girl, so I have no embarassing boner stories. The closest we get to boners is when our nipples get hard, and that's barely embarassing.

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Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	I once wear a pants that's so tight, it definitley define the features!

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05-06-2004, 03:07 AM	#26
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Lets drag this back on topic.. One time my dog had a boner, and I was playing red rocket with him, and then...