Tell your embarassing boner stories...
 

What's the most embarassing boner you've ever had? Was it in your PE class while you were wearing sweat pants? How about when you were sitting next to you friend's girlfriend while she was wearing a tiny skirt?

Let's hear em! I know we all have had some embarassing ones! :1orglaugh

I'm lucky.. my penis is very small so no one even notices.

Always a bright side! :Graucho

:1orglaugh

Getting out of a jacuzzi with a boner and having people look at me like wtf? :Graucho

Hahahah! I hope you weren't wearing speedos! :1orglaugh

gfy isn't for schoolkids - please leave

haha no I hate those tight things :1orglaugh

whew im not the only one lol :)

but no actualy, got drunk and fell asleep on my parents couch once and somehow got partialy depands
had morning wood all night i guess while a strew of people made fun of me but i was too drunk to wake up lol

last time I checked it actually was so what happened?

Apparently it is. No matter what biz thread I start (or anybody for that manner), nobody seems to give a shit. The only thing to get conversation started around here is to dumb it down a bit.

Don't you know an experiment when you see one? I thought for sure that you would.

I'm a girl, so I have no embarassing boner stories. The closest we get to boners is when our nipples get hard, and that's barely embarassing.

agreed, thats more like a huge turn on for me :Graucho

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i went camping with family and friends...fell asleep on the couch... woke up with pitched tent...while everyone's in the room having breakfast, and a few sitting next to me watching TV - it was pretty bad

thus why it's not really embarassing. some girls are prudes and freak out about it, but I'm a tease - so I love it that much more.
edit: and since I pierced my left nipple, it's always hard. I love it

you cockteaser

you love it

Back when I was in high school in PE Class... there was this hot latina who was in front of me during stretches and exercises. She would always tease me. Thing is after stretches we would always run a lap. The last person who ran the lap had to run it again...

I know, glad there is nobody in the room otherwise I would have another embarising moment :Graucho

oooh! That's naughty!

I once wear a pants that's so tight, it definitley
define the features!:1orglaugh

want to look for a room? :Graucho

a room where? you need to icq me!!

:winkwink:

in the swimming pool

:winkwink: ? I don't see any icq's popping up!!

Lets drag this back on topic..

One time my dog had a boner, and I was playing red rocket with him, and then...

Experiment? I thought you were serious. I was going to masturbate to this thread. Foiled again.

That's what video conferencing is for... I'm down to watch you masturbate. :Graucho