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05-05-2004, 01:10 PM
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An amusing tale... and why I'm going to quit smoking....
Lastnight I was tossing stuff around in my bathroom trying to start packing for Atlanta and I flicked my smoke in the commode (or so I thought.... it had landed on the seat)... 2 minutes later, I drop my "draws" to take a piss and I feel a stinging sensation... I figured a spider bit me, and then I started seeing smoke... My ass was on fire. I have a small second degree burn on my left ass cheek now.
 
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05-05-2004, 01:10 PM
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05-05-2004, 01:10 PM
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damn!!! are you alright? you serious about quitting?
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05-05-2004, 01:11 PM
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OUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!
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05-05-2004, 01:11 PM
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haha! You started your ass on fire? That's more than a good enough reason to stop smoking.
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05-05-2004, 01:11 PM
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Hmmm, that would probably make me stop smoking. But I'll continue until that happens to me!
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05-05-2004, 01:12 PM
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05-05-2004, 01:12 PM
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That shouldn't be as funny as it is....
 I'm sorry, hon, I know that's gotta hurt.
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05-05-2004, 01:14 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I know I should just turn the other cheek and tell you to feel better... but that was funny. |
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05-05-2004, 01:14 PM
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lool
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05-05-2004, 01:31 PM
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hope your ok I'm sure all the partying in atlanta will help ease the pain...lol
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05-05-2004, 01:32 PM
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lol that's realy funny
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05-05-2004, 01:38 PM
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ROFL
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05-05-2004, 01:41 PM
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Now at least you'll watch where you sit.
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05-05-2004, 01:45 PM
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rofl.. well if it makes you actually quit then it's worth the pain right?
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05-05-2004, 08:16 PM
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 It is 11:15pm and I'm at the office and let me tell you...........................sitting on a 2nd degree burn does NOT feel good......... whaaaaa, whine, cry.......... ok, I feel better........... drink up. 
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05-05-2004, 08:35 PM
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05-05-2004, 08:37 PM
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You made my night tonight. Thank you so much. Hope your ass feels better. 
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I'm a good sport when it comes to making fun of myself.... I love that pic and it fits!
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05-05-2004, 08:42 PM
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ohhhhhhhhh thats gotta suck ! pics ?
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05-05-2004, 08:47 PM
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 You're a beautiful girl. How in the world can you put that poison crap into your body????? Fuck, doesn't anyone read what cigs do to you? Might as well stick your mouth on the tailpipe of your car everyday too.  =  
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05-05-2004, 08:53 PM
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I'm sure I would look younger if I had never started in the first place, but that is all " I wish I had " crap, not what I can do now.
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05-05-2004, 08:55 PM
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05-05-2004, 08:55 PM
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Ahaha... sweet, now I have great ammo for this weekend!
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05-05-2004, 09:06 PM
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want someone to kiss it and make it better?
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05-05-2004, 09:10 PM
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that's funny - i hope you're ok?
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05-05-2004, 09:17 PM
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Wow! That will definitely stop you from smoking again for some time! I hope you're ok though.
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05-05-2004, 09:22 PM
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you must stop smoking right away
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05-06-2004, 12:55 AM
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What a way to realize you have to stop smoking!
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05-06-2004, 01:39 AM
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me i guit smoking 'a wek ago cuse i have problems wit hart 'a wek ago i had 'a small infarct so i dont smok at all and you have to guit smoking i's not good at all smok
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