An amusing tale... and why I'm going to quit smoking....
 

Lastnight I was tossing stuff around in my bathroom trying to start packing for Atlanta and I flicked my smoke in the commode (or so I thought.... it had landed on the seat)... 2 minutes later, I drop my "draws" to take a piss and I feel a stinging sensation... I figured a spider bit me, and then I started seeing smoke... My ass was on fire. I have a small second degree burn on my left ass cheek now. :helpme :321GFY

dumbass :1orglaugh

damn!!! are you alright? you serious about quitting?

OUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!

haha! You started your ass on fire? That's more than a good enough reason to stop smoking. :1orglaugh

Hmmm, that would probably make me stop smoking. But I'll continue until that happens to me!

jDoG

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That shouldn't be as funny as it is....http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/haha.gif

I'm sorry, hon, I know that's gotta hurt.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I know I should just turn the other cheek and tell you to feel better... but that was funny.

lool

hope your ok I'm sure all the partying in atlanta will help ease the pain...lol

lol that's realy funny

ROFL

:1orglaugh Now at least you'll watch where you sit.

Sorry about your booty honey.

If I see you at the convention in Florida I'll kiss it and make it all better :Graucho

rofl.. well if it makes you actually quit then it's worth the pain right?

:mad: It is 11:15pm and I'm at the office and let me tell you...........................sitting on a 2nd degree burn does NOT feel good......... whaaaaa, whine, cry..........



ok, I feel better........... drink up. :glugglug

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You made my night tonight.

Thank you so much.

Hope your ass feels better. :thumbsup

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I'm a good sport when it comes to making fun of myself.... I love that pic and it fits!

ohhhhhhhhh thats gotta suck ! pics ?:Graucho

http://www.tamegoeswild.com/thedaily...4/smoking2.jpg

You're a beautiful girl. How in the world can you put that poison crap into your body?????

Fuck, doesn't anyone read what cigs do to you?

Might as well stick your mouth on the tailpipe of your car everyday too.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/725000...27103_tray.jpg

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http://www.micropathlabs.com/lung%20cancer.jpg

http://www.cancer-info.com/badlung.jpg

With all due respect, do you think smokers actually light up a cig and think it's doing any good to their body? Pics of lungs, etc is not going to stop anyone.


I'm sure I would look younger if I had never started in the first place, but that is all " I wish I had " crap, not what I can do now.

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Ahaha... sweet, now I have great ammo for this weekend!

want someone to kiss it and make it better? :Graucho

that's funny - i hope you're ok?

Wow! That will definitely stop you from smoking again for some time! I hope you're ok though. :winkwink:

you must stop smoking right away :)

What a way to realize you have to stop smoking! :1orglaugh

me i guit smoking 'a wek ago cuse i have problems wit hart 'a wek ago i had 'a small infarct so i dont smok at all and you have to guit smoking i's not good at all smok :( :(