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MrIzzz · 05-04-2004, 08:08 PM

I've heard some bad names in my time, but what are some really bad, scarring names that you've heard people name their children?

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 05-04-2004, 08:09 PM

Herbert or Lacy

ace0r · 05-04-2004, 08:10 PM

Nismo · 05-04-2004, 08:10 PM

Retarded Joe

Tofu · 05-04-2004, 08:11 PM

suesheboy · 05-04-2004, 08:11 PM

My sister named her kid Luigi and we are not italian!

Even better...they are moving to NC. They are gonna love that name down there.

MrIzzz · 05-04-2004, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
Tofu

i'm gonna name my first born tofu!

i hear that chicks dig that name

Vitasoy · 05-04-2004, 08:14 PM

Gallon.

Dawgy · 05-04-2004, 08:14 PM

elmer

MrIzzz · 05-04-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Gallon.

????

you know someone named gallon? wow

warlock5 · 05-04-2004, 08:15 PM

How about that guy in the Sopranos credits with the last name Weiner.

psyko514 · 05-04-2004, 08:18 PM

Dweezil.

Tofu · 05-04-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i'm gonna name my first born tofu!

i hear that chicks dig that name

Its true. Childhood was kinda hard, but now I get more pussy than a kitty-litter box!

beergood · 05-04-2004, 08:19 PM

forrest

Spunky · 05-04-2004, 08:20 PM

Englebert

jackson · 05-04-2004, 08:22 PM

quincy

Tofu · 05-04-2004, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by jackson
quincy

thats actually a cool name IMHO

MrIzzz · 05-04-2004, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Englebert

humperdink........

yo, that guy got alot of ass in his day

erehwon · 05-04-2004, 09:05 PM

Moon Unit

fiftyfingers · 05-04-2004, 09:07 PM

Gaylord

Illicit · 05-04-2004, 09:07 PM

Guido

SykkBoy · 05-04-2004, 09:08 PM

Ahmet
Diva
(sorry, had to get the other Zappa kids in this thread ;-))

KaLi · 05-04-2004, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by fiftyfingers
Gaylord

Beat me to it.

Mr.Fiction · 05-04-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by fiftyfingers
Gaylord

asuna · 05-04-2004, 09:12 PM

Stu Pidass

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-04-2004, 09:12 PM

chaz

Butrflied · 05-04-2004, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by warlock5
How about that guy in the Sopranos credits with the last name Weiner.

I have a friend with the last name Weiner .. and initials BJ .. no shit ..

Illicit · 05-04-2004, 09:12 PM

Phil McCrackin

Heywood Jablowme

asuna · 05-04-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
Stu Pidass

NinjaSteve · 05-04-2004, 09:16 PM

Latrina

SureFire · 05-04-2004, 09:18 PM

otto

A friend name her son with that name. Her reasoning was that in preschool he would have a problem writing it if he was left handed.

Oh Sheila · 05-04-2004, 09:19 PM

Ilojio, had a boyfriend named that back in middle school

AffiliateForums · 05-04-2004, 09:20 PM

adolf

peter

Lace · 05-04-2004, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
Herbert or Lacy

EddiePulp · 05-04-2004, 09:23 PM

Gonzo

bringer · 05-04-2004, 09:29 PM

ashley
bilbo
grendle
yoko
steve
kirk
dingo
penis
fatass
ugly
stupid
dogface

steve90 · 05-04-2004, 09:29 PM

dumb-faggit
Mike

Holly · 05-04-2004, 09:29 PM

I know no one will believe this, but I swear to god on a stack of bibles it's true.

My grandparents' best friends' last name is Head. They have one son named Barry. He married a woman named Jean and they had a daughter. For health reasons, they knew this would be the only child they could have, so they decided to name her after both of them. They took their first name initials. Just the letters- she doesn't have any full first or middle names. Just those two damn letters.

So her name is BJ Head.

No shit.

She's about 23 or 24 now and I've always wondered how they could have possibly done something like that to her. Could they *really* not know what that meant???

emmanuelle · 05-04-2004, 09:30 PM

Elvis

bringer · 05-04-2004, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
So her name is BJ Head.

No shit.

She's about 23 or 24 now and I've always wondered how they could have possibly done something like that to her. Could they *really* not know what that meant???

atleast she wont have to makeup a name when she enters the biz

bcooter · 05-04-2004, 09:34 PM

adolf
wilber
jesus- if they arent hispanic

my buddy's middle name is Nuebert. that would be a crappy name.

xxxoutsourcing · 05-04-2004, 09:39 PM

gertrude
angus

TonyL · 05-04-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
I know no one will believe this, but I swear to god on a stack of bibles it's true.

My grandparents' best friends' last name is Head. They have one son named Barry. He married a woman named Jean and they had a daughter. For health reasons, they knew this would be the only child they could have, so they decided to name her after both of them. They took their first name initials. Just the letters- she doesn't have any full first or middle names. Just those two damn letters.

So her name is BJ Head.

I'll one up ya. This is true as well. Our librarian back in high school was named Mrs. Head and her husbands name was Richard. You put it together.

-Tony

SureFire · 05-04-2004, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
I know no one will believe this, but I swear to god on a stack of bibles it's true.

My grandparents' best friends' last name is Head. They have one son named Barry. He married a woman named Jean and they had a daughter. For health reasons, they knew this would be the only child they could have, so they decided to name her after both of them. They took their first name initials. Just the letters- she doesn't have any full first or middle names. Just those two damn letters.

So her name is BJ Head.

No shit.

She's about 23 or 24 now and I've always wondered how they could have possibly done something like that to her. Could they *really* not know what that meant???

Damn, I thought otto was bad. At least they could of given her a real name like Elizabeth Jessica Head and just call her BJ...

dunefield · 05-04-2004, 09:44 PM

Harold & Belvidere

VicMartin · 05-04-2004, 10:12 PM

Hubert

Boogie3 · 05-04-2004, 10:13 PM

My son's name is Scorpio

SykkBoy · 05-04-2004, 10:16 PM

In highschool, one of my best friend's name was Harley Davidson Bingenheimer...

tootie · 05-04-2004, 10:17 PM

A friend of mine had a cousin named Buttercup Petals Murphy. And my husband said he knew a chick that had twins and she named them Oranjelo and Lemonjelo (pronounced or-ON-jel-oh and leh-MON-jel-oh). Yep, you guessed it. After Orange Jello and Lemon Jello.

tootie · 05-04-2004, 10:18 PM

Oh yeah, and my grandparent's neighbor is named Richard Head, and YES, everyone calls him Dick. It's even listed in the phone book as Head, Dick.

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