What name would scar a kid growing up?
 

I've heard some bad names in my time, but what are some really bad, scarring names that you've heard people name their children?

Herbert or Lacy

Dick

Retarded Joe

Tofu

My sister named her kid Luigi and we are not italian! :1orglaugh

Even better...they are moving to NC. They are gonna love that name down there. :thumbsup

i'm gonna name my first born tofu!


i hear that chicks dig that name:thumbsup

Gallon.

elmer

????

you know someone named gallon? wow

How about that guy in the Sopranos credits with the last name Weiner.

Dweezil.

Its true. Childhood was kinda hard, but now I get more pussy than a kitty-litter box! :Graucho

forrest

Englebert

quincy

thats actually a cool name IMHO

humperdink........


yo, that guy got alot of ass in his day:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Moon Unit :1orglaugh

Gaylord

Guido

Ahmet
Diva
(sorry, had to get the other Zappa kids in this thread ;-))

Beat me to it.

Stu Pidass

chaz :1orglaugh

I have a friend with the last name Weiner .. and initials BJ .. no shit .. :1orglaugh

Phil McCrackin

Heywood Jablowme

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Latrina :helpme

otto

:)

A friend name her son with that name. Her reasoning was that in preschool he would have a problem writing it if he was left handed.

Ilojio, had a boyfriend named that back in middle school

adolf

peter

:321GFY

Gonzo

ashley
bilbo
grendle
yoko
steve
kirk
dingo
penis
fatass
ugly
stupid
dogface

dumb-faggit
Mike

I know no one will believe this, but I swear to god on a stack of bibles it's true.

My grandparents' best friends' last name is Head. They have one son named Barry. He married a woman named Jean and they had a daughter. For health reasons, they knew this would be the only child they could have, so they decided to name her after both of them. They took their first name initials. Just the letters- she doesn't have any full first or middle names. Just those two damn letters.


So her name is BJ Head.

No shit.

She's about 23 or 24 now and I've always wondered how they could have possibly done something like that to her. Could they *really* not know what that meant???

Elvis

atleast she wont have to makeup a name when she enters the biz

adolf
wilber
jesus- if they arent hispanic


my buddy's middle name is Nuebert. that would be a crappy name.

gertrude
angus

I'll one up ya. This is true as well. Our librarian back in high school was named Mrs. Head and her husbands name was Richard. You put it together.

-Tony

Damn, I thought otto was bad. At least they could of given her a real name like Elizabeth Jessica Head and just call her BJ...:(

Harold & Belvidere

Hubert

My son's name is Scorpio

In highschool, one of my best friend's name was Harley Davidson Bingenheimer...

A friend of mine had a cousin named Buttercup Petals Murphy. And my husband said he knew a chick that had twins and she named them Oranjelo and Lemonjelo (pronounced or-ON-jel-oh and leh-MON-jel-oh). Yep, you guessed it. After Orange Jello and Lemon Jello. :helpme

Oh yeah, and my grandparent's neighbor is named Richard Head, and YES, everyone calls him Dick. It's even listed in the phone book as Head, Dick.