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$25.00 Contest - Ask a GFY n00b ANYTHING!
Think low post counts equate to little experience, or industry knowledge? Do you ignore GFY n00bs because they haven't reached elite post count levels?
I challenge all GFY'ers to ask me anything for the next 4 hours, if I can't answer something I will pay you $25 via paypal at midnight TONIGHT! Bring it on.
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If u touch it, I will cum
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when will sobe stfu?
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Reach for those stars!
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How much money have you made off adult business in the last three years, and do you declare it all on your taxes?
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So Fucking Banned
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why do women use me for sex?
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how to send pre qualified traffic to a sponsor's paysite?
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Why aint i less handsome and more rich?
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how high is up?
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I need a beer
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Does the pope shit in the woods?
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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A/S/L?
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Reach for those stars!
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My crystal ball says if you are a man (woman?) of your word, you will be at least a few hundred dollars poorer in the morning.
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Why do people even when they know they are wrong still act as if theyre right.
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Reach for those stars!
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Reach for those stars!
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Reach for those stars!
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If u touch it, I will cum
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In what spa does juicy wax his back?
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is that 'ready for the world' in your sig?
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If a man farts in a forrest and no where is there to hear it, will a tree fall ?
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What was the first domain name I registered.
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2nd question, how should i have it asked then? Give me the correct sentence. |
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![]() A jar has 4 amoebas in it to start. Amoebas split their cells in two ( therefore doubling in size) once every minute. The jar will be completely filled in 10 minutes. How long would it take to fill the same sized jar if had 8 amoebas in it to start?
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how can i make the *bling* like you?
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1) Explain the Pythagorean theorem and give an example where the knowledge is used to solve a problem in an everyday situation.
2) Explain the concept of marginal thinking and give an example of something created in the business world based on the concept. 3) In the month of May, you have budgeted $700 to spend on a specific advertising stream. You decided that each weekend day,(Saturday and Sunday), you want to spend twice as much as each weekday. How much do you budget each weekday and thus each weekend day? 4) A baseball team has nine starting players batting. In what situation can they all finish a game and all nine have the same batting averages they had before the game started. That?s $100 bucks! Send it to a charity of your choice! Knock yourself out. Pretty easy, My old high school MENSA exam |
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wtf ?
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great thread !
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Why do you only hear about Google Adwords and Overture when talking PPC? What ever happened to findwhat and kanoodle?
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So Fucking Banned
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Who's going to win the Stanley Cup? Should I keep or sell my Yahoo shares?
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They're still around, just not as popular anymore.
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Are this any good?
http://piksaldesign.com/dcflash/dc1.html http://piksaldesign.com/dcflash/dc3.html
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