$25.00 Contest - Ask a GFY n00b ANYTHING!
 

Think low post counts equate to little experience, or industry knowledge? Do you ignore GFY n00bs because they haven't reached elite post count levels?

I challenge all GFY'ers to ask me anything for the next 4 hours, if I can't answer something I will pay you $25 via paypal at midnight TONIGHT!

Bring it on.

whats my last name

when will sobe stfu?

How much money have you made off adult business in the last three years, and do you declare it all on your taxes?

why do women use me for sex?

Duh! Obviously your last name is Izzz

how to send pre qualified traffic to a sponsor's paysite?

Why aint i less handsome and more rich?

how high is up?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

A/S/L?

I did. Please answer me before midnight.

My crystal ball says if you are a man (woman?) of your word, you will be at least a few hundred dollars poorer in the morning.

Why do people even when they know they are wrong still act as if theyre right.

To avoid self incrimination, (big brother is always watching), I will only say that over the last 3 years I have made more than $60,000 but less than $600,000.

And yes, I declare ALL my income on my taxes :Graucho

Dude, I do that all the time, and I don't even know why! :)

If you declare it all, why can't you be more specific in the amount stated? Say, net figure. Is it between 40,000$ and 100,000$ for the sum of the last three years?

Dont dude me.

Because you are a sexy bitch!!!!!!

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Pardon me. I didn't mean to dude you without permission. *curtsey* :)

In what spa does juicy wax his back?

Pre qualify it before you send :)

is that 'ready for the world' in your sig?

If a man farts in a forrest and no where is there to hear it, will a tree fall ?

Probably because you use words like aint, that kinda talk aint gonna get you nowhere

up isn't measured by distance.

Yes, but he has other people to pick it up.

What was the first domain name I registered.

Age/Sex/Location

Excuse my english. I rarely use the word aint but in this sentence it seemed the best solution.

2nd question, how should i have it asked then? Give me the correct sentence.

yes. next question.

Why am I not less handsome and more rich?

easy :1orglaugh
A jar has 4 amoebas in it to start. Amoebas split their cells in two ( therefore doubling in size) once every minute. The jar will be completely filled in 10 minutes. How long would it take to fill the same sized jar if had 8 amoebas in it to start?

Because they would rather be right than happy :)

Hmm...ok.

Ahahaha

no.

No spa, he has his girls wax it for him.

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You bet! That's been my theme song ever since I was a kid

:1orglaugh

nope, but thanks for the laugh

how can i make the *bling* like you?

Only spend 1/2 of what you make :)

1) Explain the Pythagorean theorem and give an example where the knowledge is used to solve a problem in an everyday situation.

2) Explain the concept of marginal thinking and give an example of something created in the business world based on the concept.

3) In the month of May, you have budgeted $700 to spend on a specific advertising stream. You decided that each weekend day,(Saturday and Sunday), you want to spend twice as much as each weekday. How much do you budget each weekday and thus each weekend day?

4) A baseball team has nine starting players batting. In what situation can they all finish a game and all nine have the same batting averages they had before the game started.

That?s $100 bucks! Send it to a charity of your choice!
Knock yourself out. Pretty easy,
My old high school MENSA exam

great thread ! :1orglaugh

How long till you run out of money for paying up ? or will you risk your gfy rep and fuck everyone over ?

Why do you only hear about Google Adwords and Overture when talking PPC? What ever happened to findwhat and kanoodle?

Who's going to win the Stanley Cup? Should I keep or sell my Yahoo shares?

Let's build up squares on the sides of a right triangle. Pythagoras' Theorem then claims that the sum of (the areas of) two small squares equals (the area of) the large one.

In algebraic terms, a2 + b2 = c2 where c is the hypotenuse while a and b are the sides of the triangle.

Problems in oriental tile designs can be solved using this theorm.



The concept of marginal thinking is a persons earnings usually increase with age, what are some reasons that people generally choose to go on to college when they are younger instead of waiting.

Dairy farms were created from this concept.

I would spend all $700 on a 2 week banner spot here on GFY.


In a very long game that doesn't conclude until all players finish the game and all nine have the same batting averages they had before the game started.

1. I won't run out of money, this is a game I can't lose

2. what rep, I'm brand new! :1orglaugh

Because Overture & Adwords are both PPCs, it would only make sense to talk about them in that context.

They're still around, just not as popular anymore.

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