fuckin telemarketer on the phone.. how do i fuck with him? - GoFuckYourself.com

TheMob · 05-03-2004, 05:09 AM

Anyone have that link to the page where the dude fucks with the telemarketer and gets him all confused?

xenigo · 05-03-2004, 05:17 AM

Tell him you have a long distance service of your own you'd love to sell him, and tell him about the great features.

If he doesn't want your long distance, you can try upselling him to one of your porn sites. Just explain he needs to type in your link code correctly, or he won't see the "full benefits" of the site.

OzMan84 · 05-03-2004, 05:20 AM

ahahahahahah

dav555add · 05-03-2004, 05:20 AM

Listen for 45 seconds then tell him you are very interested and are going to sign up...
Then tell him you need to go to the restrooms real quick, and ask if he/she can hold on the phone, then just leave them there, they'll usually wait a few minutes before hanging up

TheMob · 05-03-2004, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Tell him you have a long distance service of your own you'd love to sell him, and tell him about the great features.

If he doesn't want your long distance, you can try upselling him to one of your porn sites. Just explain he needs to type in your link code correctly, or he won't see the "full benefits" of the site.

hehe, that's great

Jace · 05-03-2004, 05:23 AM

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Originally posted by dav555add
Listen for 45 seconds then tell him you are very interested and are going to sign up...
Then tell him you need to go to the restrooms real quick, and ask if he/she can hold on the phone, then just leave them there, they'll usually wait a few minutes before hanging up

make sure and tune your cable to the music channel that has elevator music, and leave the phone by it

titmowse · 05-03-2004, 06:22 AM

tell them to remove you from their list and that you will be boycotting the company they represent. leave the telemarketer out of it. he/she is just trying to make a living.

Basic_man · 05-03-2004, 06:26 AM

I don't even talk to them !

Praguer · 05-03-2004, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
...... leave the telemarketer out of it. he/she is just trying to make a living.

Good point

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Tell him you have a long distance service of your own you'd love to sell him, and tell him about the great features. If he doesn't want your long distance, you can try upselling him to one of your porn sites. Just explain he needs to type in your link code correctly, or he won't see the "full benefits" of the site.