fuckin telemarketer on the phone.. how do i fuck with him?
 

Anyone have that link to the page where the dude fucks with the telemarketer and gets him all confused?

Tell him you have a long distance service of your own you'd love to sell him, and tell him about the great features.

If he doesn't want your long distance, you can try upselling him to one of your porn sites. Just explain he needs to type in your link code correctly, or he won't see the "full benefits" of the site.

ahahahahahah

Listen for 45 seconds then tell him you are very interested and are going to sign up...
Then tell him you need to go to the restrooms real quick, and ask if he/she can hold on the phone, then just leave them there, they'll usually wait a few minutes before hanging up :2 cents:

hehe, that's great :)

make sure and tune your cable to the music channel that has elevator music, and leave the phone by it

tell them to remove you from their list and that you will be boycotting the company they represent. leave the telemarketer out of it. he/she is just trying to make a living.

I don't even talk to them ! :Graucho

Good point