College Student - Will Provide Economical Full/Part Time Summer work to .... - GoFuckYourself.com

matty · 05-02-2004, 12:29 PM

Alright listen up.

I've gotta get a job for the summer and quite frankly, i'd just like to work from home rather than go to a job at radio shack or whatever. What is more important to me however is my resume... Im a computer science major, a junior in college, and i dont want to market myself upon graduating with stocking shelves at radio shack or throwing out the trash at Circuit City. So anyone who is interested in hiring me must be a real company that i could hahahahaha down on my resume as computer consulting or web design work or whatever i dont care... Anyway, if you are still interested....

--> Here's what I have to offer ...

I will provide full time or part time work at a very minimal hourly wage. Also I will work not as an employee but as an independant contractor which means you dont have to pay employment tax.

I've been an webmaster building sites since i was thirteen, by 15 i started getting into making money on my sites w/ affiliate programs, by 16 i had a job at a web design studio(ICQ me about this) and by 18 was building my own adult galleries, tgps, avs sites, link lists, etc.

I have a very good understanding of how to update tgp's, make thumbnails for gallery pages, make tgp galleries, submitting tgp galleries...

I guess what im basically trying to tell you is that you could get me doing anything under the sun and i'd be able to accomplish the task. I can run TGP's, update paysites, i can make galleries, submit them, provide support to your customers whether it be paysite customers, even webhosting customers. I've had my own dedicated servers in the past that i've had to manage and i've run my own sites for the longest time, so i know how to solve many webhosting problems. For all i care you can, hire me as your bitch doing your dirty work.

If you are even in the least bit interested in my services for the summer, please contact me and speak with me personally on ICQ or the phone please ICQ me (208749045) -- I am also willing to fly to your location for an interview providing if im hired, i am re-imbursed for airfare. Im serious about this job, because i believe i would be a serious asset to any company doing business on this board.

Depending on what im doing, im willing to work for $7.00 - $12.00 an hour and its open for negotiation...

I currently live in Connecticut USA, so if your interested please call, if not, bump this post for a webmaster in need ;)

Thank you.

The Heron · 05-02-2004, 12:34 PM

If your so experienced why aren't you rich already? Go to work for yourself and build a longterm revenue source, don't be shortsighted.

smack · 05-02-2004, 12:34 PM

Raven · 05-02-2004, 12:37 PM

I've sent this thread to a few people I know....

matty · 05-02-2004, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
If your so experienced why aren't you rich already? Go to work for yourself and build a longterm revenue source, don't be shortsighted.

To be completely honest... Im 20 years old, i still live w/ my parents, i've been doing porn for 2+ years (alright i got in before i was 18)

I used to make a very good amount of money on the internet, i hit college, and stopped working...

My parents would like to see me making money and are begging me to find a summer job (computer job) so i can add it to my resume.

If i tell them i got a job w/ a web-company working from home, they would be happy.

Im very reliable, and a very hard worker... I beg anyone interested to at least take the time to shoot me an ICQ and pick my brain... Go nuts, test me.

matty · 05-02-2004, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven
I've sent this thread to a few people I know....

Thanks a lot bro, HIGHLY appreciated.

herbal logic · 05-02-2004, 12:40 PM

if your interested in working for some mainstream sites helping with affiliate efforts please email me at zz at grayshift.com . Ill get in touch with you on monday.

matty · 05-02-2004, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by herbal logic
if your interested in working for some mainstream sites helping with affiliate efforts please email me at zz at grayshift.com . Ill get in touch with you on monday.

email sent... but

Still Accepting Offers!

bumps still appreciated ;)

onlyreal · 05-02-2004, 12:54 PM

Well
as a computer science major

you must know c c++ java maybe php jsp asp....

i think you must also say these

matty · 05-02-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by onlyreal
Well
as a computer science major

you must know c c++ java maybe php jsp asp....

i think you must also say these

Well to be honest no, i dont at least not to the extent that it would be a serious asset to your company.

However i can configure any of the above. I can hahahahaha very simple scripts in asp ja.vasc.ript (sorry tuns to hahahahaha if written correctly) php and perl.

matty · 05-02-2004, 02:05 PM

last bump for today ;)

Thanks for all the icq offers... Still considering, post a message so i know who you are and ICQ me if you are still interested...

Thanks again!

KMR Stitch · 05-02-2004, 02:12 PM

I icq'ed u =)

erehwon · 05-02-2004, 02:33 PM

Same here, just ICQ'd ya!

69pornlinks · 05-02-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
If your so experienced why aren't you rich already? Go to work for yourself and build a longterm revenue source, don't be shortsighted.

haha, thinking they same you're OVERqua;ifed to be slaving for a minimal hourly wage..you should have your shit on autopilot

emmanuelle · 05-02-2004, 04:01 PM

bump-
(still thinking of how much work I can offer you)

High Quality · 05-02-2004, 04:06 PM

Is this a joke? You don't know java and you're a junior?

You aint a comp sci major then

The first languate you learn as a freshie is java. I've got a degree in EE and I know C and C++.

Christ you must either be a moron or go to a shit school.

BradM · 05-02-2004, 04:21 PM

Bump. Matty seems like a good guy to me.

GirlNinja · 05-02-2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
Is this a joke? You don't know java and you're a junior?

You aint a comp sci major then

The first languate you learn as a freshie is java. I've got a degree in EE and I know C and C++.

Christ you must either be a moron or go to a shit school.

Not true, Northwestern State has the best CIS program in the world and they don't offer java.

http://www.nsula.edu

matty · 05-02-2004, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
Is this a joke? You don't know java and you're a junior?

You aint a comp sci major then

The first languate you learn as a freshie is java. I've got a degree in EE and I know C and C++.

Christ you must either be a moron or go to a shit school.

No, actually im saving computer classes for the end, i've finished all of my university requirements, math and lit courses along w/ foreign language (come va?) ...

EviLGuY · 05-02-2004, 05:37 PM

Good luck in your search. There is a lot of work out there.

You might try posting this on the greey guy and jim jobs board if you haven't already.

matty · 05-02-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
haha, thinking they same you're OVERqua;ifed to be slaving for a minimal hourly wage..you should have your shit on autopilot

My friend, i figure i get a nice job now earning shit to someone on this board, and they can refer the hell out of me next summer ;)

reynold · 05-02-2004, 05:53 PM

Goodluck on this one! Hope you get good offers!

matty · 05-03-2004, 08:46 AM

matty · 05-04-2004, 07:14 AM

Also, mainstream companies or adult companies that need mainstream work done... Im very interested from hearing from you. Even if its just a few hours a week.

Let me know, thanks!

05-02-2004, 12:29 PM	#1
matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	College Student - Will Provide Economical Full/Part Time Summer work to .... Alright listen up. I've gotta get a job for the summer and quite frankly, i'd just like to work from home rather than go to a job at radio shack or whatever. What is more important to me however is my resume... Im a computer science major, a junior in college, and i dont want to market myself upon graduating with stocking shelves at radio shack or throwing out the trash at Circuit City. So anyone who is interested in hiring me must be a real company that i could hahahahaha down on my resume as computer consulting or web design work or whatever i dont care... Anyway, if you are still interested.... --> Here's what I have to offer ... I will provide full time or part time work at a very minimal hourly wage. Also I will work not as an employee but as an independant contractor which means you dont have to pay employment tax. I've been an webmaster building sites since i was thirteen, by 15 i started getting into making money on my sites w/ affiliate programs, by 16 i had a job at a web design studio(ICQ me about this) and by 18 was building my own adult galleries, tgps, avs sites, link lists, etc. I have a very good understanding of how to update tgp's, make thumbnails for gallery pages, make tgp galleries, submitting tgp galleries... I guess what im basically trying to tell you is that you could get me doing anything under the sun and i'd be able to accomplish the task. I can run TGP's, update paysites, i can make galleries, submit them, provide support to your customers whether it be paysite customers, even webhosting customers. I've had my own dedicated servers in the past that i've had to manage and i've run my own sites for the longest time, so i know how to solve many webhosting problems. For all i care you can, hire me as your bitch doing your dirty work. If you are even in the least bit interested in my services for the summer, please contact me and speak with me personally on ICQ or the phone please ICQ me (208749045) -- I am also willing to fly to your location for an interview providing if im hired, i am re-imbursed for airfare. Im serious about this job, because i believe i would be a serious asset to any company doing business on this board. Depending on what im doing, im willing to work for $7.00 - $12.00 an hour and its open for negotiation... I currently live in Connecticut USA, so if your interested please call, if not, bump this post for a webmaster in need ;) Thank you. __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN

05-02-2004, 12:34 PM	#3
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	bump __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

05-02-2004, 12:37 PM	#4
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05-02-2004, 02:05 PM	#11
matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	last bump for today ;) Thanks for all the icq offers... Still considering, post a message so i know who you are and ICQ me if you are still interested... Thanks again! __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN Last edited by matty; 05-02-2004 at 02:06 PM..

05-02-2004, 02:33 PM	#13
erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	Same here, just ICQ'd ya! __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

05-02-2004, 12:34 PM	#2
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	If your so experienced why aren't you rich already? Go to work for yourself and build a longterm revenue source, don't be shortsighted.

05-02-2004, 12:40 PM	#7
herbal logic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,172	if your interested in working for some mainstream sites helping with affiliate efforts please email me at zz at grayshift.com . Ill get in touch with you on monday.

05-02-2004, 12:54 PM	#9
onlyreal Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 853	Well as a computer science major you must know c c++ java maybe php jsp asp.... i think you must also say these

05-02-2004, 02:12 PM	#12
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	I icq'ed u =)

05-02-2004, 04:01 PM	#15
emmanuelle Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oh Canada! Posts: 3,662	bump- (still thinking of how much work I can offer you)

05-02-2004, 04:06 PM	#16
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	Is this a joke? You don't know java and you're a junior? You aint a comp sci major then The first languate you learn as a freshie is java. I've got a degree in EE and I know C and C++. Christ you must either be a moron or go to a shit school. __________________ RecurCash.com - Averaging $38/sale with 60% revshare in the first 4 months alone! Convert your TEEN traffic today @ better than 1:500 guaranteed. ICQ me: 18287590!

05-02-2004, 04:21 PM	#17
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Bump. Matty seems like a good guy to me.

05-02-2004, 05:37 PM	#20
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Good luck in your search. There is a lot of work out there. You might try posting this on the greey guy and jim jobs board if you haven't already.

05-02-2004, 05:53 PM	#22
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Goodluck on this one! Hope you get good offers!

05-03-2004, 08:46 AM	#23
matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	bump __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN

05-04-2004, 07:14 AM	#24
matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	Also, mainstream companies or adult companies that need mainstream work done... Im very interested from hearing from you. Even if its just a few hours a week. Let me know, thanks! __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN