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Old 05-03-2004, 12:42 AM   #1
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Don't do this at work...
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:45 AM   #2
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holy fucking hell. that's horrible.
i'm gonna cringe everytime i see a staple gun.

christ.


ouch.
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:46 AM   #3
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reminds me of the old joke...

Fred comes home after a hard day's work at the pickle factory and announces to his wife that he's developed a terrible sexual compulsion; he wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist, but he says he's too embarrassed. He promises to sort his problem out himself ...

A few weeks later, Fred comes home ashen-faced. His wife can see he's seriously upset.

'What's wrong?' asks the wife.

'Well ... you know that urge I had to stick my dick in the pickle slicer...'

'Oh, My God!' says his wife, 'What happened?!'

'I got fired' says Fred. His wife unzips him and, to her surprise, finds his dick still intact. Astonished, she asks 'What happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh,' says Fred, 'She got fired too.'
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:47 AM   #4
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oh no, how awful
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:57 AM   #5
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That must've hurt like hell!
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:01 AM   #6
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That guy must have a good pain tolerance!
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:09 AM   #7
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:13 AM   #8
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Convalescence was uneventful, and before his release from the hospital less than a week later, the patient confided the rest of his story to me. An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his coworkers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work. I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification.
there are some weird fucks on this planet...
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:54 AM   #9
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I wonder if he's sterile now.. I dont think we need him being fruitful and multiplying.
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:57 AM   #10
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That is just so stupid!
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:58 AM   #11
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ouuuuuuch! I'm shivering...
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Old 05-03-2004, 01:59 AM   #12
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What was he thinking!?
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Old 05-03-2004, 02:25 AM   #13
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Is he nuts!?
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Old 05-03-2004, 02:49 AM   #14
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I wouldn't do that, that's for sure!
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Old 05-03-2004, 03:51 AM   #16
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ouch



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Old 05-03-2004, 03:51 AM   #17
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OK, now what?
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Old 05-03-2004, 03:53 AM   #18
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holy fucking hell. that's horrible.
i'm gonna cringe everytime i see a staple gun.

christ.


ouch.
Me too!
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