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dunefield

05-03-2004 12:42 AM

Don't do this at work...

http://www.darwinawards.com/slush/pe...02-213504.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

psyko514

05-03-2004 12:45 AM

holy fucking hell. that's horrible.
i'm gonna cringe everytime i see a staple gun.

christ.

ouch.

stevecore

05-03-2004 12:46 AM

reminds me of the old joke...

Fred comes home after a hard day's work at the pickle factory and announces to his wife that he's developed a terrible sexual compulsion; he wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist, but he says he's too embarrassed. He promises to sort his problem out himself ...

A few weeks later, Fred comes home ashen-faced. His wife can see he's seriously upset.

'What's wrong?' asks the wife.

'Well ... you know that urge I had to stick my dick in the pickle slicer...'

'Oh, My God!' says his wife, 'What happened?!'

'I got fired' says Fred. His wife unzips him and, to her surprise, finds his dick still intact. Astonished, she asks 'What happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh,' says Fred, 'She got fired too.'

DreamCumTrue

05-03-2004 12:47 AM

oh no, how awful

newsdude

05-03-2004 12:57 AM

That must've hurt like hell! :(

Firehorse

05-03-2004 01:01 AM

That guy must have a good pain tolerance! :helpme

Col!n

05-03-2004 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by newsdude
That must've hurt like hell! :(

Mefo	05-03-2004 01:13 AM

Quote:

Convalescence was uneventful, and before his release from the hospital less than a week later, the patient confided the rest of his story to me. An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his coworkers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a large floor-based piece of machinery. One day, as he approached orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air and landed a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work. I can only assume he abandoned this method of self-gratification.

there are some weird fucks on this planet...

EviLGuY

05-03-2004 01:54 AM

I wonder if he's sterile now.. I dont think we need him being fruitful and multiplying. :)

webmaster x

05-03-2004 01:57 AM

That is just so stupid!

Goose

05-03-2004 01:58 AM

ouuuuuuch! I'm shivering...

reynold

05-03-2004 01:59 AM

What was he thinking!? :321GFY

pure energy

05-03-2004 02:25 AM

Is he nuts!? :321GFY

Mr. Marks

05-03-2004 02:49 AM

I wouldn't do that, that's for sure!

Kicker

05-03-2004 03:48 AM

:helpme

Jace	05-03-2004 03:51 AM

ouch

FUCK

OUCH!

V_RocKs

05-03-2004 03:51 AM

OK, now what?

Ross	05-03-2004 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
holy fucking hell. that's horrible.
i'm gonna cringe everytime i see a staple gun.

christ.

ouch.

Me too!

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