Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
If your wife doesn't put out for a whole week... If your wife doesn't put out for a whole week...
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 04-29-2004, 12:22 PM   #1
Rictor
Old Timer
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 12,208
If your wife doesn't put out for a whole week...
Is it okay to get a hooker?
Rictor is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:23 PM   #2
ldinternet
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 8,245
Put out, or get knocked out.
ldinternet is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:23 PM   #3
detoxed
vip member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 17,798
you should be on hooker #4 by now
detoxed is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:24 PM   #4
SykkBoy
Jesus loves bacon
 
SykkBoy's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Sin City, Motherfucker
Posts: 19,969
if she don't, her sister will

I told my wife that one time and she punched me in the back of the head......
SykkBoy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:24 PM   #5
Honeyslut
Confirmed User
 
Honeyslut's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Ass Valley, Ca
Posts: 6,436
My hub has not put out in years. What does that mean ?


__________________
http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !
Honeyslut is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:24 PM   #6
Frank The Tank
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Ireland
Posts: 3,225
Hows about 4 weeks
__________________
aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com
Frank The Tank is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:24 PM   #7
escsweb
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: ICQ 306440898
Posts: 147
you never get a hooker, nasty
escsweb is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:25 PM   #8
cypocrypt
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New York and on icq 108422465
Posts: 1,851
Quote:
Originally posted by SykkBoy2
if she don't, her sister will
what he said
cypocrypt is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:25 PM   #9
Diabolical Cord
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 447
If my wife doesn't put out in a week, just call her back later, dude. She's not a machine!
Diabolical Cord is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:25 PM   #10
Rictor
Old Timer
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 12,208
Quote:
Originally posted by escsweb
you never get a hooker, nasty
There's some hot crack whores on Washington Street. Some of them have teeth still! $20 sucky sucky.
Rictor is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:28 PM   #11
samir abdulah
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: ok
Posts: 78
yes
samir abdulah is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:31 PM   #12
escorpio
I love to racism, bro!
 
escorpio's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA! USA! USA!
Posts: 23,125
Quote:
Originally posted by Honeyslut
My hub has not put out in years. What does that mean ?
It means you should ICQ me NOW!
__________________
Unvaxxed, still alive.
escorpio is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:32 PM   #13
James White
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Dirty South, Atlanta ICQ# : 191-402-709
Posts: 1,405
I agree with the comment about the sister
James White is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:33 PM   #14
TaDoW
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Where It Rains
Posts: 3,875
it depends ... does she already have 2 black eyes?
__________________
-TaDoW

I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!
TaDoW is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:34 PM   #15
Honeyslut
Confirmed User
 
Honeyslut's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Ass Valley, Ca
Posts: 6,436
Quote:
Originally posted by escorpio
It means you should ICQ me NOW!
__________________
http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !
Honeyslut is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:37 PM   #16
Lucy
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 3,969
nooooo, will you feel ok with yourself if you get a hooker?
__________________

http://www.adultczechcontent.com
ICQ: 288414057 email: [email protected]
Lucy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:49 PM   #17
directfiesta
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
directfiesta's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 29,677
Maybe she's getting some on the side....

Time to get out the good old....



chastity belt.


PS: don't give copies of the keys to anybody....
__________________
I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
directfiesta is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:50 PM   #18
Pornwolf
Drunk and Unruly
 
Pornwolf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
One whole week? Bwahahhaa! I heard that if you have sex once a month when you are married that is considered a wild sex life.
__________________
I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

Webair, bitches.
Pornwolf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:51 PM   #19
TweetyBird
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Canadian this !!!
Posts: 8,532
Quote:
Originally posted by SykkBoy2
if she don't, her sister will

I told my wife that one time and she punched me in the back of the head......
lol
__________________
sig for sale.
ICQ :338213644
TweetyBird is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:52 PM   #20
Rictor
Old Timer
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 12,208
Quote:
Originally posted by Pornwolf
One whole week? Bwahahhaa! I heard that if you have sex once a month when you are married that is considered a wild sex life.
Well, it may have been a month since sex actually, but about a week since I even got a blowjob.
Rictor is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:52 PM   #21
Rictor
Old Timer
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 12,208
What's a good online site to file for divorce?
Rictor is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:54 PM   #22
directfiesta
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
directfiesta's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 29,677
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor
What's a good online site to file for divorce?
no jokes: http://www.divorce.com
__________________
I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
directfiesta is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 12:55 PM   #23
SmutGiant
Confirmed User
 
SmutGiant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,895
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor
What's a good online site to file for divorce?
... wait were you being serious?
SmutGiant is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:22 PM   #24
TaDoW
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Where It Rains
Posts: 3,875
Quote:
Originally posted by Pornwolf
One whole week? Bwahahhaa! I heard that if you have sex once a month when you are married that is considered a wild sex life.
dude. not cool. don't fucking scare me like that.


__________________
-TaDoW

I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!
TaDoW is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:24 PM   #25
The Porn Dude
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig!
Posts: 369
Wait a second your wife still gives you bj's and you are complaining.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
The Porn Dude is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:25 PM   #26
stev0
Confirmed User
 
stev0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 6,801
haha, it's probably "that time of month" man... you dont want none of that!
stev0 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:27 PM   #27
beergood
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States
Posts: 2,918
get a new wife
beergood is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:30 PM   #28
zzgundamnzz
Confirmed User
 
zzgundamnzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 6,102
Its ok to get a hooker. Remember its only cheating if you get caught
__________________
zzgundamnzz is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:38 PM   #29
Thomas1007
Confirmed User
 
Thomas1007's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: BC Canada
Posts: 5,542
Quote:
Originally posted by Pornwolf
One whole week? Bwahahhaa! I heard that if you have sex once a month when you are married that is considered a wild sex life.

funny but true
__________________
BUY THIS SPOT CONTACT ME FOR DETAILS
Thomas1007 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:39 PM   #30
Rictor
Old Timer
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 12,208
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Its ok to get a hooker. Remember its only cheating if you get caught
I hear the advice I want to hear. Thanks.
Rictor is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:40 PM   #31
snowpimp
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Lake Tahoe, CA
Posts: 1,099
Quote:
Originally posted by directfiesta
Maybe she's getting some on the side....

Time to get out the good old....



chastity belt.


PS: don't give copies of the keys to anybody....
I always wondered --- How the hell is a girl supposed to pee or poo with that on???
__________________
HIGH QUALITY ADULT AND NON-ADULT DESIGN/MARKETING WORK SINCE 1997!!

Yan - ICQ # 4790444 - Phone: 530-544-7058
snowpimp is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 01:40 PM   #32
StuartD
Sofa King Band
 
StuartD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
Posts: 29,903
Scientists just discovered a food that will diminish a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.



















































It's called wedding cake.
StuartD is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 02:46 PM   #33
Paul Waters
Confirmed User
 
Paul Waters's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Posts: 4,402
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor
Is it okay to get a hooker?
If you are doing it as a spur of the moment thing, you are likely to be disappointed.

And if you are in the US you may walk into a sting operation.

I do work for escorts, and stay up on the escort scene in Toronto. We have review web sites.

See if there is anything in your area. Do some research, and you have a decent chance of having a good time.

__________________


Paul
Paul Waters is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 04-29-2004, 02:50 PM   #34
axelcat
Adult Locals
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 25,450
A week is a long time
axelcat is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
If your wife doesn't put out for a whole week... If your wife doesn't put out for a whole week...
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.