If your wife doesn't put out for a whole week...
 

Is it okay to get a hooker?

Put out, or get knocked out. :(

you should be on hooker #4 by now

if she don't, her sister will

I told my wife that one time and she punched me in the back of the head......

My hub has not put out in years. What does that mean ?


:1orglaugh

Hows about 4 weeks

you never get a hooker, nasty

what he said

If my wife doesn't put out in a week, just call her back later, dude. She's not a machine!

There's some hot crack whores on Washington Street. Some of them have teeth still! $20 sucky sucky.

yes:thumbsup

It means you should ICQ me NOW!:Graucho

I agree with the comment about the sister :thumbsup

it depends ... does she already have 2 black eyes?

:)

nooooo, will you feel ok with yourself if you get a hooker?:BangBang:

Maybe she's getting some on the side....

Time to get out the good old....

http://www.jthor.de/neogeo/vier/on/cbmod.jpg

chastity belt.


PS: don't give copies of the keys to anybody....:1orglaugh

One whole week? Bwahahhaa! I heard that if you have sex once a month when you are married that is considered a wild sex life.

lol :Graucho

Well, it may have been a month since sex actually, but about a week since I even got a blowjob.

What's a good online site to file for divorce?

no jokes: http://www.divorce.com

:1orglaugh ... wait were you being serious?

dude. not cool. don't fucking scare me like that.


:helpme

Wait a second your wife still gives you bj's and you are complaining.:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

haha, it's probably "that time of month" man... you dont want none of that! :)

get a new wife

Its ok to get a hooker. Remember its only cheating if you get caught :thumbsup

:1orglaugh
funny but true
:helpme :waaaaahh

I hear the advice I want to hear. Thanks.

I always wondered --- How the hell is a girl supposed to pee or poo with that on???

Scientists just discovered a food that will diminish a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.



















































It's called wedding cake.

If you are doing it as a spur of the moment thing, you are likely to be disappointed.

And if you are in the US you may walk into a sting operation.

I do work for escorts, and stay up on the escort scene in Toronto. We have review web sites.

See if there is anything in your area. Do some research, and you have a decent chance of having a good time.

:rasta

A week is a long time