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Thong Sniper · 04-29-2004, 12:02 PM

my girlfriend and i cooked a blue cheese fettucini alfredo pasta dish last night and ate some of it before putting the rest in the refridgerator for lunch today.

i went to get some and one of my roomates ate all of it without fucking asking. who does that? to eat all of someone elses food without a please or thank you or anything?

im thinking of leaving a note, since I won't be around when this retarded cock sucker wakes up.

what do you think i should say?

one of the things i should put is..., a simple please would have made it taste a lot better.

anything else?

detoxed · 04-29-2004, 12:03 PM

lol, go in his room, wake him the fuck up and smack him with a baseball bat

Thong Sniper · 04-29-2004, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
lol, go in his room, wake him the fuck up and smack him with a baseball bat

that might justify making me waste time on something i didnt really get to eat...

Sly_RJ · 04-29-2004, 12:04 PM

Wake him up. Tell him you worked hard on dinner but would have been more than happy to give him some had he asked.

zzgundamnzz · 04-29-2004, 12:05 PM

Shave his head. Leave a sticky on his bald head "You took my Fettuccini I took yours".

pornstar2pac · 04-29-2004, 12:05 PM

next time put a whole bottle of ex-lax and put in the food... and have tons of fun watching him never doing that again...lol

Rictor · 04-29-2004, 12:06 PM

Sounds like a cock sucker. Better to find a new roomate. Roomates that steal food probably go through your stuff when you're not home and see if there's anything else they want.

Lucy · 04-29-2004, 12:06 PM

just talk to him, tell him the true, that you don't appreciate this and if he won't still respect that, just find another roomate. I know that sucks..., I had two roomates in Chicago and they were assume, never did nothing like this, because we had respect and tolerance to each other. Just talk to him

Thong Sniper · 04-29-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Shave his head. Leave a sticky on his bald head "You took my Fettuccini I took yours".

he's already bald, maybe I should crazy glue my pubes to his forehead

xenophobic · 04-29-2004, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by Thong Sniper
he's already bald, maybe I should crazy glue my pubes to his forehead

or just take a crap in his gymbag.

Babagirls · 04-29-2004, 12:09 PM

make him cook it for you this time

Herb Kornfield · 04-29-2004, 12:09 PM

If that was my roommate, you would be packing your shit that day.

If im not fucking you, im not feeding you.

zzgundamnzz · 04-29-2004, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by Thong Sniper
he's already bald, maybe I should crazy glue my pubes to his forehead

Super glue a wig that has dreads to his head... but blue it on kinda to the side.

Tera · 04-29-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Sounds like a cock sucker. Better to find a new roomate. Roomates that steal food probably go through your stuff when you're not home and see if there's anything else they want.

True words.. I found out the hard way

Thong Sniper · 04-29-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
make him cook it for you this time

you've obviously never tasted cooking from a guy that steals your food and sleeps in past 2:00pm pst everyday while "job hunting"

Thong Sniper · 04-29-2004, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
If that was my roommate, you would be packing your shit that day.

If im not fucking you, im not feeding you.

amen to that.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 04-29-2004, 12:13 PM

Living with 4 other people right now

*twitch*

Thong Sniper · 04-29-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
Living with 4 other people right now

*twitch*

I live with my band (4 guys total), a friend and his girlfriend, an ex co-worker, my friends girlfriends old roomate and a random guy making the total amount of people

EIGHT PEOPLE - SEVEN ROOMATES TOTAL! we should have a reality show taped here.

SykkBoy · 04-29-2004, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
Living with 4 other people right now

*twitch*

are they hot? Maybe I should come by for a visit?
;-))

cheese · 04-29-2004, 12:30 PM

Tell him that it had your semen in it then shave his eyebrows.

Diabolical Cord · 04-29-2004, 12:30 PM

I once lived with two of my closest friends. Even though we always told each other we didn't have to ask, we still did. It was polite. Even if it was just a can of soda.

Cora Linn · 04-29-2004, 01:52 PM

Yes, roommates do suck. And the best thing to do is put his ass in check and tell him you'll kick his fukking ass if he does it again.

SlickRick · 04-29-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Thong Sniper
my girlfriend and i cooked a blue cheese fettucini alfredo pasta dish last night and ate some of it before putting the rest in the refridgerator for lunch today.

i went to get some and one of my roomates ate all of it without fucking asking. who does that? to eat all of someone elses food without a please or thank you or anything?

im thinking of leaving a note, since I won't be around when this retarded cock sucker wakes up.

what do you think i should say?

one of the things i should put is..., a simple please would have made it taste a lot better.

anything else?

Bill them for it and when rent is do give him/her an invoice with that charge on it LOL

kenny · 04-29-2004, 01:59 PM

Make some food and put like 20 hits of acid in it.

That will teach the fucker

stev0 · 04-29-2004, 02:03 PM

hahahaha, yeah... make some more and lace it with LSD.

wdsguy · 04-29-2004, 02:04 PM

just tell him to not eat your shit.

simple as that

SykkBoy · 04-29-2004, 02:05 PM

or just jerk off on his face when he's sleeping

Paul Waters · 04-29-2004, 02:53 PM

Be sure to mention that, as a joke on your girlfriend, you jerked off on the stuff, and mixed it up before putting it in the fridge.

Oh... and drink all his beer, and any other booze he may have.

Phoenix · 04-29-2004, 02:58 PM

i've only ever really had one or two good roomates.

i will never have them again..lifestyles vary, and i dont like dealing with other peoples problems

i got my own

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zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	Shave his head. Leave a sticky on his bald head "You took my Fettuccini I took yours". __________________

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Lucy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,969	just talk to him, tell him the true, that you don't appreciate this and if he won't still respect that, just find another roomate. I know that sucks..., I had two roomates in Chicago and they were assume, never did nothing like this, because we had respect and tolerance to each other. Just talk to him __________________ http://www.adultczechcontent.com ICQ: 288414057 email: [email protected]

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	lol, go in his room, wake him the fuck up and smack him with a baseball bat

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Sounds like a cock sucker. Better to find a new roomate. Roomates that steal food probably go through your stuff when you're not home and see if there's anything else they want.

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Diabolical Cord Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 447	I once lived with two of my closest friends. Even though we always told each other we didn't have to ask, we still did. It was polite. Even if it was just a can of soda.

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