roomates fucking suck
 

my girlfriend and i cooked a blue cheese fettucini alfredo pasta dish last night and ate some of it before putting the rest in the refridgerator for lunch today.

i went to get some and one of my roomates ate all of it without fucking asking. who does that? to eat all of someone elses food without a please or thank you or anything?

im thinking of leaving a note, since I won't be around when this retarded cock sucker wakes up.

what do you think i should say?

one of the things i should put is..., a simple please would have made it taste a lot better.

anything else?

lol, go in his room, wake him the fuck up and smack him with a baseball bat

that might justify making me waste time on something i didnt really get to eat...

Wake him up. Tell him you worked hard on dinner but would have been more than happy to give him some had he asked.

Shave his head. Leave a sticky on his bald head "You took my Fettuccini I took yours".

next time put a whole bottle of ex-lax and put in the food... and have tons of fun watching him never doing that again...lol

Sounds like a cock sucker. Better to find a new roomate. Roomates that steal food probably go through your stuff when you're not home and see if there's anything else they want.

just talk to him, tell him the true, that you don't appreciate this and if he won't still respect that, just find another roomate. I know that sucks..., I had two roomates in Chicago and they were assume, never did nothing like this, because we had respect and tolerance to each other. Just talk to him:thumbsup

he's already bald, maybe I should crazy glue my pubes to his forehead

or just take a crap in his gymbag.

make him cook it for you this time :glugglug

If that was my roommate, you would be packing your shit that day.

If im not fucking you, im not feeding you.

Super glue a wig that has dreads to his head... but blue it on kinda to the side.

True words.. I found out the hard way

you've obviously never tasted cooking from a guy that steals your food and sleeps in past 2:00pm pst everyday while "job hunting"

amen to that.

Living with 4 other people right now

*twitch*

I live with my band (4 guys total), a friend and his girlfriend, an ex co-worker, my friends girlfriends old roomate and a random guy making the total amount of people


EIGHT PEOPLE - SEVEN ROOMATES TOTAL! we should have a reality show taped here.

are they hot? Maybe I should come by for a visit?
;-))

Tell him that it had your semen in it then shave his eyebrows.

I once lived with two of my closest friends. Even though we always told each other we didn't have to ask, we still did. It was polite. Even if it was just a can of soda.

Yes, roommates do suck. And the best thing to do is put his ass in check and tell him you'll kick his fukking ass if he does it again.

Bill them for it and when rent is do give him/her an invoice with that charge on it LOL

Make some food and put like 20 hits of acid in it.

That will teach the fucker

hahahaha, yeah... make some more and lace it with LSD.

just tell him to not eat your shit.


simple as that

or just jerk off on his face when he's sleeping

Be sure to mention that, as a joke on your girlfriend, you jerked off on the stuff, and mixed it up before putting it in the fridge.

Oh... and drink all his beer, and any other booze he may have.

:rasta

i've only ever really had one or two good roomates.


i will never have them again..lifestyles vary, and i dont like dealing with other peoples problems


i got my own:winkwink: