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graphicsbytia · 04-29-2004, 08:44 AM

I don't usually read spam.. but I did read this one.. the subject was "Maybe I spam for a good cause"

Quote:

Hi, My name is Mathieu Guitard

Today I ask for your attention!!! so please read carefully

I guess when teenagers and their parents want to find informative pages on sexuality they are getting lost in an abundance of other dirty pay sites.

To improve the situation I brought many new domain names like SexEducated.com, ArtAndScienceOfSex.com, SexAndSmile.co...
I wish to develop them into free educational websites.

I already found Sexologists interested in providing free online consultation on AskSexDoctor.com
Unfortunately I personally live with a skin problem "psoriasis" witch often ruin any activity or works i`m into, by inflicting itching thus scratching then intense pain that consume all my energies.
There is a good web site about the Psoriasis disease PsoriasisConnect.com [links to http://www.psoriasisconnect.com]
It could be solved simply by going to direct sunlight or by receiving massage therapy (I tried way too many sorts of cream and pills).

As I live in Quebec, the weather is cold... so I plan to move to the southern region very soon.

If you can't help me with any of the above your money can help.

I just found an interesting new way to raise funds.
An old well established company "Hustler" To boost payouts on its 4 newest sites give 100$ for every 3$ you put into purchasing (below).

I know it may be hard for some to go through the online form as it may induce you to consume pornography.
thus Thank You Very Much

Thank YOU. That much

New advertising ploy from Hustler maybe?

Frank The Tank · 04-29-2004, 09:03 AM

hah damn spammers are getting creative only problem is will people really read through all of that i know i wouldnt

Floridiot · 04-29-2004, 09:07 AM

just another scam

Firehorse · 04-29-2004, 09:12 AM

Spam has many flavours, it's the after taste that is all the same!

Oncle_Benny · 04-29-2004, 09:23 AM

that's shit

04-29-2004, 09:03 AM	#2
Frank The Tank Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,225	hah damn spammers are getting creative only problem is will people really read through all of that i know i wouldnt __________________ aim : titanceltic icq : 307499327 Frank[@]babesandstuff.com

04-29-2004, 09:07 AM	#3
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04-29-2004, 09:12 AM	#4
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Spam has many flavours, it's the after taste that is all the same! __________________ MySweetEbony

04-29-2004, 09:23 AM	#5
Oncle_Benny Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Montreal (Qc, Canada) Posts: 1,595	that's shit __________________ ICQ : 318-084-904