Mexican tamale vendor used HUMAN MEAT (news) - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Marks · 04-27-2004, 08:58 PM

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articl...male22-ON.html

No wonder those tamales were so cheap? Guy saved big on meat costs. And I thought he just shopped at COSTCO?

Mr. Marks · 04-27-2004, 09:06 PM

Good thing Taco Bell doesn't hire this guy.

Illicit · 04-27-2004, 09:08 PM

OMG !! Watch what you eat in foreign countries !

Evelyn · 04-27-2004, 09:09 PM

I've eaten donkey tacos at street vendors in mexico.
Kinda tough, but not bad with all the salsa and sauce. Cheap too.
2 tacos is like 50 cents(us$)

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 09:09 PM

I just got back from Mexico last week. . . . . had some really NASTY food.

Who knows what I was eating...

Not to mention the place we went shopping for jewelry blew up the next day.

Mr. Marks · 04-27-2004, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
OMG !! Watch what you eat in foreign countries !

Some places really LITERALLY MEAN IT when they say they want to "have you for dinner."

Mr. Marks · 04-27-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I've eaten donkey tacos at street vendors in mexico.
Kinda tough, but not bad with all the salsa and sauce. Cheap too.
2 tacos is like 50 cents(us$)

Donkey tacos? So if you tell the vendor "This takes like ass" he takes it as a compliment?

Evelyn · 04-27-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Good thing Taco Bell doesn't hire this guy.

Taco bell has it's own Mystery Meat to contend with.
Why do you think it is so cheap and salty? The ink on the packaging costs more than the serving of meat on your taco or burrito.

Roger · 04-27-2004, 09:13 PM

I better stop eating meat, can't be too sure nowadays.

detoxed · 04-27-2004, 09:15 PM

tasty

Mr. Marks · 04-27-2004, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
tasty

pimplink · 04-27-2004, 10:17 PM

Good thing I don't eat that stuff!

SykkBoy · 04-27-2004, 10:19 PM

Whoa, I have a script I'm writing with a similar scenario.....

Mr. Marks · 04-27-2004, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Whoa, I have a script I'm writing with a similar scenario.....

What's the title "Psychotic Taco Vendor"?

Lonny · 04-27-2004, 10:22 PM

nothing like a little hot sauce to hide the flavor.

zzgundamnzz · 04-27-2004, 10:22 PM

Its the best way to get rid of a body. To chop it up and mix it with meat. I think Tony Soprano uses the same method.

slackologist · 04-27-2004, 10:57 PM

On topic, here's an excellent movie for you all.

Delicatessen

"The director is Jean-Pierre Jeunet and he also accomplished fabulous movies with equally interesting taste. See 'La Citee Des Enfants Perdus' (The City of Lost Children), 'Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amelie Poulain' (Amelie), Alien 4."

Elli · 04-27-2004, 11:03 PM

ARG
" The suspect's name was released but their were conflicting reports on how it was spelled."

You would *think* that a newspaper would proofread before publishing an article, even if it is "only" on the Internet.

Axeman · 04-27-2004, 11:10 PM

just gross

titmowse · 04-27-2004, 11:22 PM

"Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd

His skin was pale and his eye was odd

He shaved the faces of gentlemen

Who never thereafter were heard of again

He trod a path that few have trod
Did Sweeney Todd,

The Demon Barber of Fleet Street."

mmm meat pies.

Rictor · 04-27-2004, 11:24 PM

That's pretty scary.

emthree · 04-27-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Donkey tacos? So if you tell the vendor "This takes like ass" he takes it as a compliment?

Me Sale Hot Ass!

Mr. Marks · 04-27-2004, 11:29 PM

Looks like a walking endorsement for a VEGETARIAN lifestyle.

SykkBoy · 04-27-2004, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
What's the title "Psychotic Taco Vendor"?

It's untitled at the moment

but it's set in the poor sections of a Mexican village where the street kids go missing, but no one really cares until a vacationing American discovers where they are ending up.....

jscott · 04-27-2004, 11:35 PM

i'm glad i didnt get a batch of those, human tamales are too spicy

bhutocracy · 04-27-2004, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackologist
On topic, here's an excellent movie for you all.

Delicatessen

"The director is Jean-Pierre Jeunet and he also accomplished fabulous movies with equally interesting taste. See 'La Citee Des Enfants Perdus' (The City of Lost Children), 'Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amelie Poulain' (Amelie), Alien 4."

I concur, he would almost be my all time favourite director... actually scratch that.. he is.

johnbosh · 04-27-2004, 11:37 PM

newsdude · 04-28-2004, 12:53 AM

Are you trying to convert us into eating veggies?!

Mr. Marks · 04-28-2004, 12:54 AM

Sounds pretty awesome. You may even put in an Aztec death cult tie in. Aztecs were very big on blood/human sacrifice.

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
It's untitled at the moment

but it's set in the poor sections of a Mexican village where the street kids go missing, but no one really cares until a vacationing American discovers where they are ending up.....

X-Wing · 04-28-2004, 12:55 AM

Sick shit for sure

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-28-2004, 12:57 AM

I'll have 2 thanks.

Evelyn · 04-28-2004, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
"Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd

His skin was pale and his eye was odd

He shaved the faces of gentlemen

Who never thereafter were heard of again

He trod a path that few have trod
Did Sweeney Todd,

The Demon Barber of Fleet Street."

mmm meat pies.

HaHAHAha! Mike from Onlymovies played Sweeney Todd in a play we did for our theater! Baked Black Birds

Gman.357 · 04-28-2004, 01:09 AM

He must have seen the movie "Eating Raoul (circa 1982)". Good flick.

Mr. Marks · 04-28-2004, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357
He must have seen the movie "Eating Raoul (circa 1982)". Good flick.

Starring Raul Julia?

pure energy · 04-28-2004, 01:44 AM

I'll never eat that stuff ever!

SykkBoy · 04-28-2004, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Sounds pretty awesome. You may even put in an Aztec death cult tie in. Aztecs were very big on blood/human sacrifice.

so far I'm actually balancing the horrors of poverty with the horrors of cannibalism and doing some cheap old fashioned black humor as well...

anyone wanna produce this script whn it's completed? ;-)))

Mr. Marks · 04-28-2004, 02:16 AM

I like it, it has a great storyline. You may want to put many suspense hooks in there though.

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
so far I'm actually balancing the horrors of poverty with the horrors of cannibalism and doing some cheap old fashioned black humor as well...

anyone wanna produce this script whn it's completed? ;-)))

reynold · 04-28-2004, 02:38 AM

Good thing I've never eaten one of those!

Mr. Marks · 04-28-2004, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
Good thing I've never eaten one of those!

I think the international mexican food chain called TIA MARIA's serves TAMALES... not with human meat though.

Shaggy · 04-28-2004, 02:46 AM

mmmmm..............tastes like chicken.

Mr. Marks · 04-28-2004, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaggy
mmmmm..............tastes like chicken.

according to people who've eaten human flesh (due to plane crashes etc) human meat tastes more like pork.

Mr. Marks · 04-29-2004, 03:52 AM

He should have just copied Chinese restaurants and used RAT or PIGEON meat instead.

Jedimaster · 04-29-2004, 04:48 AM

Tamale vendor Carlos Constantino Machuca is taken away by police from his home in Morelia, Mexico.

He was transported in a pickup truck???

Mr. Marks · 04-29-2004, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jedimaster

Tamale vendor Carlos Constantino Machuca is taken away by police from his home in Morelia, Mexico.

He was transported in a pickup truck???

LOL. This is in MEXICO, remember ?

bufferover · 04-29-2004, 04:53 AM

Damn that's is realy sick shit

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