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Mr. Marks 04-27-2004 08:58 PM

Mexican tamale vendor used HUMAN MEAT (news)
 
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articl...male22-ON.html


No wonder those tamales were so cheap? Guy saved big on meat costs. And I thought he just shopped at COSTCO? :(

Mr. Marks 04-27-2004 09:06 PM

Good thing Taco Bell doesn't hire this guy.

Illicit 04-27-2004 09:08 PM

OMG !! Watch what you eat in foreign countries !

Evelyn 04-27-2004 09:09 PM

I've eaten donkey tacos at street vendors in mexico.
Kinda tough, but not bad with all the salsa and sauce. Cheap too.
2 tacos is like 50 cents(us$)

GirlNinja 04-27-2004 09:09 PM

I just got back from Mexico last week. . . . . had some really NASTY food.

Who knows what I was eating...

Not to mention the place we went shopping for jewelry blew up the next day.

Mr. Marks 04-27-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
OMG !! Watch what you eat in foreign countries !

Some places really LITERALLY MEAN IT when they say they want to "have you for dinner."

Mr. Marks 04-27-2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I've eaten donkey tacos at street vendors in mexico.
Kinda tough, but not bad with all the salsa and sauce. Cheap too.
2 tacos is like 50 cents(us$)

Donkey tacos? So if you tell the vendor "This takes like ass" he takes it as a compliment?

Evelyn 04-27-2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Good thing Taco Bell doesn't hire this guy.
Taco bell has it's own Mystery Meat to contend with.
Why do you think it is so cheap and salty? The ink on the packaging costs more than the serving of meat on your taco or burrito.:tongue:

Roger 04-27-2004 09:13 PM

I better stop eating meat, can't be too sure nowadays.

detoxed 04-27-2004 09:15 PM

tasty

Mr. Marks 04-27-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
tasty
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pimplink 04-27-2004 10:17 PM

Good thing I don't eat that stuff!

SykkBoy 04-27-2004 10:19 PM

Whoa, I have a script I'm writing with a similar scenario.....

Mr. Marks 04-27-2004 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
Whoa, I have a script I'm writing with a similar scenario.....
What's the title "Psychotic Taco Vendor"?

Lonny 04-27-2004 10:22 PM

nothing like a little hot sauce to hide the flavor.

zzgundamnzz 04-27-2004 10:22 PM

Its the best way to get rid of a body. To chop it up and mix it with meat. I think Tony Soprano uses the same method.

slackologist 04-27-2004 10:57 PM

On topic, here's an excellent movie for you all.

Delicatessen

"The director is Jean-Pierre Jeunet and he also accomplished fabulous movies with equally interesting taste. See 'La Citee Des Enfants Perdus' (The City of Lost Children), 'Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amelie Poulain' (Amelie), Alien 4."

Elli 04-27-2004 11:03 PM

ARG
" The suspect's name was released but their were conflicting reports on how it was spelled."

You would *think* that a newspaper would proofread before publishing an article, even if it is "only" on the Internet.

Axeman 04-27-2004 11:10 PM

just gross

titmowse 04-27-2004 11:22 PM

"Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd

His skin was pale and his eye was odd

He shaved the faces of gentlemen

Who never thereafter were heard of again

He trod a path that few have trod
Did Sweeney Todd,

The Demon Barber of Fleet Street."


mmm meat pies. :winkwink:

Rictor 04-27-2004 11:24 PM

That's pretty scary.

emthree 04-27-2004 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Donkey tacos? So if you tell the vendor "This takes like ass" he takes it as a compliment?
:1orglaugh

Me Sale Hot Ass!

Mr. Marks 04-27-2004 11:29 PM

Looks like a walking endorsement for a VEGETARIAN lifestyle.:2 cents:

SykkBoy 04-27-2004 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
What's the title "Psychotic Taco Vendor"?
It's untitled at the moment

but it's set in the poor sections of a Mexican village where the street kids go missing, but no one really cares until a vacationing American discovers where they are ending up.....

jscott 04-27-2004 11:35 PM

i'm glad i didnt get a batch of those, human tamales are too spicy

bhutocracy 04-27-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackologist
On topic, here's an excellent movie for you all.

Delicatessen

"The director is Jean-Pierre Jeunet and he also accomplished fabulous movies with equally interesting taste. See 'La Citee Des Enfants Perdus' (The City of Lost Children), 'Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amelie Poulain' (Amelie), Alien 4."

I concur, he would almost be my all time favourite director... actually scratch that.. he is.

johnbosh 04-27-2004 11:37 PM

lol

newsdude 04-28-2004 12:53 AM

Are you trying to convert us into eating veggies?! :BangBang:

Mr. Marks 04-28-2004 12:54 AM

Sounds pretty awesome. You may even put in an Aztec death cult tie in. Aztecs were very big on blood/human sacrifice.

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
It's untitled at the moment

but it's set in the poor sections of a Mexican village where the street kids go missing, but no one really cares until a vacationing American discovers where they are ending up.....


X-Wing 04-28-2004 12:55 AM

Sick shit for sure

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-28-2004 12:57 AM

I'll have 2 thanks.:winkwink:

Evelyn 04-28-2004 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
"Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd

His skin was pale and his eye was odd

He shaved the faces of gentlemen

Who never thereafter were heard of again

He trod a path that few have trod
Did Sweeney Todd,

The Demon Barber of Fleet Street."


mmm meat pies. :winkwink:


HaHAHAha! Mike from Onlymovies played Sweeney Todd in a play we did for our theater! Baked Black Birds




:1orglaugh

Gman.357 04-28-2004 01:09 AM

He must have seen the movie "Eating Raoul (circa 1982)". Good flick.

:glugglug

Mr. Marks 04-28-2004 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357
He must have seen the movie "Eating Raoul (circa 1982)". Good flick.

:glugglug

Starring Raul Julia?:Graucho :1orglaugh

pure energy 04-28-2004 01:44 AM

I'll never eat that stuff ever! :BangBang:

SykkBoy 04-28-2004 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Sounds pretty awesome. You may even put in an Aztec death cult tie in. Aztecs were very big on blood/human sacrifice.
so far I'm actually balancing the horrors of poverty with the horrors of cannibalism and doing some cheap old fashioned black humor as well...


anyone wanna produce this script whn it's completed? ;-)))

Mr. Marks 04-28-2004 02:16 AM

I like it, it has a great storyline. You may want to put many suspense hooks in there though.

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
so far I'm actually balancing the horrors of poverty with the horrors of cannibalism and doing some cheap old fashioned black humor as well...


anyone wanna produce this script whn it's completed? ;-)))


reynold 04-28-2004 02:38 AM

Good thing I've never eaten one of those! :BangBang:

Mr. Marks 04-28-2004 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
Good thing I've never eaten one of those! :BangBang:
I think the international mexican food chain called TIA MARIA's serves TAMALES... not with human meat though.:1orglaugh

Shaggy 04-28-2004 02:46 AM

mmmmm..............tastes like chicken.

Mr. Marks 04-28-2004 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaggy
mmmmm..............tastes like chicken.
according to people who've eaten human flesh (due to plane crashes etc) human meat tastes more like pork.:throwup

Mr. Marks 04-29-2004 03:52 AM

He should have just copied Chinese restaurants and used RAT or PIGEON meat instead.

Jedimaster 04-29-2004 04:48 AM

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepu...umanTamale.jpg

Tamale vendor Carlos Constantino Machuca is taken away by police from his home in Morelia, Mexico.

He was transported in a pickup truck???:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr. Marks 04-29-2004 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jedimaster
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepu...umanTamale.jpg

Tamale vendor Carlos Constantino Machuca is taken away by police from his home in Morelia, Mexico.

He was transported in a pickup truck???:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL. This is in MEXICO, remember ?

bufferover 04-29-2004 04:53 AM

Damn that's is realy sick shit


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