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Old 04-26-2004, 09:46 PM   #1
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I need a good perl programmer, yesterday!

Stable, team oriented company seeks able bodied perl programmer for possible full time employment and late night cyber sex.

Cyber sex optional but quality perl programming skills a MUST!

We need someone who can meet deadlines, complete work thouroughly and support the apps he/she creates and implements.

We need someone able to integrate into a tight working team, who's not opposed to a bit of anal. Anal optional, but the ablility to manage time and priorities is a must.

Should you fit this description...or know someone who might. Contact me and I'll call you daddy!
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:05 PM   #2
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u can try armed & hammer .. but dont know what he is up to lately
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:10 PM   #3
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I can help you, see my sig for a dedicated full time programer.
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:13 PM   #4
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Should you fit this description...or know someone who might. Contact me and I'll call you daddy!
What is your contact info?
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:15 PM   #5
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I am a Perl geek. PHP is for sissies.
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:26 PM   #6
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Contact this guy:

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I cannot tell you how highly i reccomend him. He has been in biz for about 7+ years I think and I used him for the past 2 years. He can do anything and do it quick, highly professional yet someone you can kick back and talk to easily. I give him an 11 out of 10 stars. As I said, highly reccomended
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:27 PM   #7
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lemmie try this again...

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Old 04-26-2004, 10:35 PM   #8
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I am a Perl geek. PHP is for sissies.
Most PHP "coders" couldn't code their way out of a paper bag. Sure are good at adding today's date though!
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:50 PM   #9
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NICE! My email is [email protected] and my icq is 103771. Send short informal resumes if possible and remember we're hoping for a team member to come aboard full time, manage projects and play well with us. So outsourcing here and there is not our goal.
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Old 04-28-2004, 06:47 AM   #10
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Old 04-28-2004, 10:41 AM   #11
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What he said...
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Old 04-28-2004, 10:50 AM   #12
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Perl rocks, but PHP is far superior for web applications... Perl and the web has always been a hack.
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