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-=HOAX=- 04-26-2004 09:46 PM

I need a good perl programmer, yesterday!
 
Stable, team oriented company seeks able bodied perl programmer for possible full time employment and late night cyber sex. :banana

Cyber sex optional but quality perl programming skills a MUST!

We need someone who can meet deadlines, complete work thouroughly and support the apps he/she creates and implements.

We need someone able to integrate into a tight working team, who's not opposed to a bit of anal. Anal optional, but the ablility to manage time and priorities is a must.

Should you fit this description...or know someone who might. Contact me and I'll call you daddy!

hyper 04-26-2004 10:05 PM

u can try armed & hammer .. but dont know what he is up to lately

xxxoutsourcing 04-26-2004 10:10 PM

I can help you, see my sig for a dedicated full time programer.

SomeCreep 04-26-2004 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Should you fit this description...or know someone who might. Contact me and I'll call you daddy!

What is your contact info?

Babaganoosh 04-26-2004 10:15 PM

I am a Perl geek. PHP is for sissies. :thumbsup

James White 04-26-2004 10:26 PM

Contact this guy:

Chris Locke
webmaster {at} cguweb {dot} com

I cannot tell you how highly i reccomend him. He has been in biz for about 7+ years I think and I used him for the past 2 years. He can do anything and do it quick, highly professional yet someone you can kick back and talk to easily. I give him an 11 out of 10 stars. As I said, highly reccomended :)

James White 04-26-2004 10:27 PM

lemmie try this again...

[email protected]. .........com

spentrent 04-26-2004 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I am a Perl geek. PHP is for sissies. :thumbsup
Most PHP "coders" couldn't code their way out of a paper bag. Sure are good at adding today's date though!

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2004 10:50 PM

NICE! My email is [email protected] and my icq is 103771. Send short informal resumes if possible and remember we're hoping for a team member to come aboard full time, manage projects and play well with us. So outsourcing here and there is not our goal.

Karlitos 04-28-2004 06:47 AM

We can help you out if you haven't found someone yet!

boldy 04-28-2004 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I am a Perl geek. PHP is for sissies. :thumbsup

What he said...

fuzebox 04-28-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I am a Perl geek. PHP is for sissies. :thumbsup
Perl rocks, but PHP is far superior for web applications... Perl and the web has always been a hack.


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