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pure energy 04-30-2004 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
E to the U to the R to the o to the P to the e
Europe :thumbsup


You do know how to spell! :1orglaugh

Mr. Marks 04-30-2004 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by pure energy
You do know how to spell! :1orglaugh
LOL what do you expect from third rate European education. :1orglaugh

slackologist 04-30-2004 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
LOL what do you expect from third rate European education. :1orglaugh
If a 3rd rate European education teaches you how to spell it sounds ok to me.

Joe Citizen 04-30-2004 04:48 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
LOL what do you expect from third rate European education. :1orglaugh
As an American, you should not be bragging about your education system.

It sucks.

painintheass 04-30-2004 04:52 AM

The United States because no other nation spends as much on their military. Currently the US spends more thier military than their social services, health and education combined.

The US military is also in 185 countries and needs to recruit 285K men yearly. They utilize everything from telemarketing tactics that target young men to investing in video game development. Many, many, many of the recruiters functon, at best, like an Amway sales person . And at worst, like a pimp seducing a runnaway on Hollywood and Vine.

But for those who are "Anti - American," there is hope.

Once the US military blows the crap out of a country you can rest assured that these same GI Joes will deleight in treating the locals like crap, piss on anything that moves, fuck anythng that moves, bitch they can`t find decent pot anywhere and let everyone know that they are Americans and that the people of this backwards country should be thankful they are here to civilize them.

So once Uncle Sam has brought democracy to their nation.... You can bet that they will be more than happy to resort to terrorism and just knock off American soldiers one at a time or fly planes into buildings.

Pain in the ass

VeriSexy 04-30-2004 05:01 AM

Doesn't matter how much you spend on the military. What matters is if you can stomach the hundreds of thousands or even millions of lives lots. How many Americans who are mostly born with everything given to them, willing to give up them lives in war?

strats 04-30-2004 05:14 AM

dude, there is zero question about this... really, think abou it... even though its not going to happen.


The usa would decimate the whole continent within 24 hours.

but that is strictly beside the point. Why even pose such a removed question?

slackologist 04-30-2004 05:14 AM

I have the answer to this question.

Arms Manufacturers, Dealers & Associates.

slackologist 04-30-2004 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
dude, there is zero question about this... really, think abou it... even though its not going to happen.


The usa would decimate the whole continent within 24 hours.

hmmm yeah good argument..
:eek7

FunForOne 04-30-2004 05:18 AM

Europeans have armys? Didn't know that.


USA wins hands down. We will even give Europe - Canada and mexico.

PornoMan 04-30-2004 05:18 AM

U.S.

Joe Citizen 04-30-2004 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FunForOne
Europeans have armys? Didn't know that.
You don't know much do you, Shit-for-brains?

FunForOne 04-30-2004 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by painintheass

But for those who are "Anti - American," there is hope.


So once Uncle Sam has brought democracy to their nation.... You can bet that they will be more than happy to resort to terrorism and just knock off American soldiers one at a time or fly planes into buildings.

Pain in the ass



Yea, that worked out good for Sadam, didn't it?

ldinternet 04-30-2004 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
i think alien would kick predator's ass.
For sure.

Also Terminator would own Robocop. Remember that Robocop got owned by an 8 year old kid with a magnet...

Terminator vs. Jason is a tough call, though.

strats 04-30-2004 05:33 AM

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Originally posted by slackologist
hmmm yeah good argument..
:eek7

Want me to break down how it would happen if the usa was all of a sudden to go to war with europe? ok, were at war... testing .. testing..

.... battleships, planes, etc etc etc ... while we have 130 nuclear warheads in the air.. now who with a milligram of thought needs to debate this?

FunForOne 04-30-2004 05:35 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
http://home.wtal.de/gsg9/bilder/bild8.jpg
http://home.wtal.de/gsg9/bilder/gsg9.jpg


crazy german killing commando
bmws, mercedes & helicopters ;) :thumbsup



Bet you didn't even notice the US seals in the pic. Thats how good they are!

chemicaleyes 04-30-2004 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
My vote would be USA!!!!! Sure, its got its share of problems, but I'm sure it can easily pimp out the whole combined EU army.
you fucking idiot :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pornopat 04-30-2004 05:43 AM

The americans will win.
Americans might have more plaines.
Thats not the reason though. Europe would still kick the us' ass.
Americans might have a larger marine.
Thats not the reason though. It takes only one eupean boat to take out like 100 us boats.
Americans might have more guns and tanks and stuff.
Thats not the reason though. They will probably kill themselves in the act of cleaning those guns.

The problems is....
The American amount of Soldiers.....
Europe is much to crowded to harvest so many prisoners of war...


:Graucho

yuvalus 04-30-2004 06:01 AM

the u.s. cause they have experience :)

FunForOne 04-30-2004 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornopat
The americans will win.
Americans might have more plaines.
Thats not the reason though. Europe would still kick the us' ass.
Americans might have a larger marine.
Thats not the reason though. It takes only one eupean boat to take out like 100 us boats.
Americans might have more guns and tanks and stuff.
Thats not the reason though. They will probably kill themselves in the act of cleaning those guns.

The problems is....
The American amount of Soldiers.....
Europe is much to crowded to harvest so many prisoners of war...


:Graucho

So, let me get this straight. "Eupean" has better boats and planes. But the US would win because they have more soldiers than "Eupean" has jail cells. You may be right, we have always known about the French air and marine forces being superior to US.

The very existence of the US soldiers and technology is the reason why "Eupean" is not one single county today. Hows your German?

I'd like to see that boat that can take out 100 us boats.

Pornopat 04-30-2004 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
So, let me get this straight. "Eupean" has better boats and planes. But the US would win because they have more soldiers than "Eupean" has jail cells. You may be right, we have always known about the French air and marine forces being superior to US.

The very existence of the US soldiers and technology is the reason why "Eupean" is not one single county today. Hows your German?

I'd like to see that boat that can take out 100 us boats.

Here is :2 cents:
Buy yourself a sense of humour.

FunForOne 04-30-2004 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornopat
Here is :2 cents:
Buy yourself a sense of humour.


Back at your funnyman. Sorry, Dont know how to say that in German.

FunForOne 04-30-2004 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
http://home.wtal.de/gsg9/bilder/bild8.jpg
http://home.wtal.de/gsg9/bilder/gsg9.jpg


crazy german killing commando
bmws, mercedes & helicopters ;) :thumbsup


That is a cool pic. Thats like one of those teams you would see in the movies. I bet they get all the chicks! Bet they got some cool motorcycles. They need some Black helmets!

ldinternet 04-30-2004 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
. They need some Black helmets!
But what if they need to camoflage themselves in Pizza Hut? :)

Ar3s 04-30-2004 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
My dad can beat up your dad.
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

painintheass 04-30-2004 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FunForOne
Yea, that worked out good for Sadam, didn't it?
Afghanistan.. Iraq... Afghanistan... Iraq.... Afghanistan... Iraq.

Afghanistan Math.

Take

1) A country with almost NO military.

Multiply by

2) The fact it is a country without the ability to even feed the people it has.

And now add

3) One pissed off and determined terrorist

= Biggest and most successful attack against the United States in history.

Now to make this problem complete you need to factor in the Iraq equation.

!) Take one sad and devistating moment in history. (9/11)

2) Add a bunch of scared, pissed off dumb red necks that will do anything to feel safe again and get their "old lady" off the couch.

3) Plus one idiot president that got elected because people can`t count

= The United States still doesn`t know what happen to Osama Bin Laudin (Terrorist responsible for 9/11) Has never found a single weapon of Mass destruction in Iraq. United States Soldiers are being succesfully knocked off one at a time. The alienation of alies. But fortunately restoring the feeling of superiorty amongst the American public because they once again prove they can blow anything up.

Wow and I only have highschool math!

Since math isn`t my strong subject. Can you please Just answer me one question. How much does it cost for a shave and haircut in the USA?

Because I`m told Sadam looks really great now.

Pain in the ass

High Quality 04-30-2004 01:56 PM

US ARMY

Jon 04-30-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamChicks
once the Arab nations unite (thanks Bush, for removing the only obstacle to that, Saddam) it is quite possible they could ally with China against the west.
This is my exact prediction...

Except I see it happening this way (serious too):

The Arab nations start having secret talks with North Korea and China about the "Western Problem". Of course they both want the same things, so they agree to become allies in case a war breaks out. Now they need a frontman country in the west to do their bidding. Which country is stupid enough to buy in reeeally early in the game and not think about the consquences later on, why, France of course. They'll all make a pact and tell France "You will be the next USA, and our leader into future business and overall relations" (of course if they win they'll turn France into slaves right away).

The way I see World War Three (and there's a very good chance it will happen) is:

Most of the Arab nations + North Korea + China + Germany + France VS USA + Israel + UK + Russia + South Korea + Japan + Egypt + Most of Europe + South America + Canada (they'll do the cooking & entertainment)

:ak47:

FunForOne 04-30-2004 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by painintheass
Afghanistan.. Iraq... Afghanistan... Iraq.... Afghanistan... Iraq.

Afghanistan Math.

Take

1) A country with almost NO military.

Multiply by

2) The fact it is a country without the ability to even feed the people it has.

And now add

3) One pissed off and determined terrorist

= Biggest and most successful attack against the United States in history.

Now to make this problem complete you need to factor in the Iraq equation.

!) Take one sad and devistating moment in history. (9/11)

2) Add a bunch of scared, pissed off dumb red necks that will do anything to feel safe again and get their "old lady" off the couch.

3) Plus one idiot president that got elected because people can`t count

= The United States still doesn`t know what happen to Osama Bin Laudin (Terrorist responsible for 9/11) Has never found a single weapon of Mass destruction in Iraq. United States Soldiers are being succesfully knocked off one at a time. The alienation of alies. But fortunately restoring the feeling of superiorty amongst the American public because they once again prove they can blow anything up.

Wow and I only have highschool math!

Since math isn`t my strong subject. Can you please Just answer me one question. How much does it cost for a shave and haircut in the USA?

Because I`m told Sadam looks really great now.

Pain in the ass




thats so stupid I dont know how to respond. Which country is yours?

ryph 04-30-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by painintheass
Afghanistan.. Iraq... Afghanistan... Iraq.... Afghanistan... Iraq.

Afghanistan Math.

Take

1) A country with almost NO military.

Multiply by

2) The fact it is a country without the ability to even feed the people it has.

And now add

3) One pissed off and determined terrorist

= Biggest and most successful attack against the United States in history.

Now to make this problem complete you need to factor in the Iraq equation.

!) Take one sad and devistating moment in history. (9/11)

2) Add a bunch of scared, pissed off dumb red necks that will do anything to feel safe again and get their "old lady" off the couch.

3) Plus one idiot president that got elected because people can`t count

= The United States still doesn`t know what happen to Osama Bin Laudin (Terrorist responsible for 9/11) Has never found a single weapon of Mass destruction in Iraq. United States Soldiers are being succesfully knocked off one at a time. The alienation of alies. But fortunately restoring the feeling of superiorty amongst the American public because they once again prove they can blow anything up.

Wow and I only have highschool math!

Since math isn`t my strong subject. Can you please Just answer me one question. How much does it cost for a shave and haircut in the USA?

Because I`m told Sadam looks really great now.

Pain in the ass

About $10.

FunForOne 04-30-2004 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
This is my exact prediction...

Except I see it happening this way (serious too):

The Arab nations start having secret talks with North Korea and China about the "Western Problem". Of course they both want the same things, so they agree to become allies in case a war breaks out. Now they need a frontman country in the west to do their bidding. Which country is stupid enough to buy in reeeally early in the game and not think about the consquences later on, why, France of course. They'll all make a pact and tell France "You will be the next USA, and our leader into future business and overall relations" (of course if they win they'll turn France into slaves right away).

The way I see World War Three (and there's a very good chance it will happen) is:

Most of the Arab nations + North Korea + China + Germany + France VS USA + Israel + UK + Russia + South Korea + Japan + Egypt + Most of Europe + South America + Canada (they'll do the cooking & entertainment)

:ak47:


I dont think France would take sides. I dont think most of the arab nations would be quick to jump into that now. Those arab countries need to be worried about Israel. They dont fuck around!

North Korea is got to be thinking WTF is the US going to do after iraq.


I dont think there will ever be a war like this. US has now proven that we will go somewhere and kick some dictators ass if we need to. The bottom line is that the strength of the US military is known by intelligent entities. Hell, even sadam knew he couldn't win.


The us certainly doesn't want a full scale war against china or japan or any large industrialized country, but neither do they.

FunForOne 04-30-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by painintheass
2) Add a bunch of scared, pissed off dumb red necks that will do anything to feel safe again and get their "old lady" off the couch.

3) Plus one idiot president that got elected because people can`t count




What are you going to do? Throw rocks at the tanks and helicopters.

Rich 04-30-2004 03:07 PM

The most likely scenario for a World War is USA + Israel vs China + North Korea + eventually the rest of the world... EU, South Korea, etc. No matter who wins it would be devastating to everyone.

VOTE OUT THE CHICKENHAWKS!!!

FunForOne 04-30-2004 03:10 PM

People around the world are not getting the whole story on the election.

It's really not as close as most of the media would have you believe. John Kerry doesn't have a chance to be elected president. I would guess a true scientific poll would have it more like 70%-30% with Kerry dropping every week.


It's all about money

Right now the party that is not in power is doing and saying everything they can to make people believe it is close and no one likes G. Bush. They are using Kerry as a throw away candidate and using this time to attact the reblican party for benefit of future elections.

(Before you jump on this post, the rebuplicans would be doing the same thing if it was the other way around)

FunForOne 04-30-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
The most likely scenario for a World War is USA + Israel vs China + North Korea + eventually the rest of the world... EU, South Korea, etc. No matter who wins it would be devastating to everyone.

VOTE OUT THE CHICKENHAWKS!!!


Thanks for proving my case!

Rich 04-30-2004 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FunForOne

USA wins hands down. We will even give Europe - Canada and mexico.

Do you really think you're qualified to make such assumptions?

Quote:

Originally posted by FunForOne
Europeans have armys? Didn't know that.

Garou 04-30-2004 03:19 PM

I do not see Russia in the list... :)

Rich 04-30-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FunForOne
People around the world are not getting the whole story on the election.

It's really not as close as most of the media would have you believe. John Kerry doesn't have a chance to be elected president. I would guess a true scientific poll would have it more like 70%-30% with Kerry dropping every week.


It's all about money

Right now the party that is not in power is doing and saying everything they can to make people believe it is close and no one likes G. Bush. They are using Kerry as a throw away candidate and using this time to attact the reblican party for benefit of future elections.

(Before you jump on this post, the rebuplicans would be doing the same thing if it was the other way around)

ahahahaha, this has got to be the biggest joke post I've seen in years. Yeah, George Bush more popular in real life than he is on CNN. :1orglaugh

The democrats are faking polls and using the "liberal media" to make it look like Bush is going a terrible job and people hate him. In reality, it's the other way around. lol, how could anyone be ignorant enough to believe that?

Thanks for making my weekend. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

milambur 04-30-2004 03:28 PM

I think most of you just don't realize that the European military tech level is at the same level as the US.

If either attack the other they wouldn't stand a chance of invading.

As I stated earlier Europe has alot more combat trained troops then the US due to mandatory military service. And we are not talking some 3 month training, rather minimum 9 months up to 2 years. The US army has some problems keeping the numbers up on their force in Iraq, how do you think it would fair if it faced 2 million combat trained men with the same level of tech.

If nukes were involved there would be total annihilation, cause France and UK got alot of nukes, not as much as the US, but enough to blow up the world.

Radik 04-30-2004 03:29 PM

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/edu_sch_lif_exp_tot

I think this is what would would win the war.. good luck fucking with north america, our resolve to destroy you would be second to none.


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