Who will win? US Army vs. ALL OF Europe's combined Armies? - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

Corleone · 04-28-2004, 08:36 AM

E to the U to the R to the o to the P to the e
Europe

just a punk · 04-28-2004, 08:41 AM

EU has no army at all. NATO (excluding the USA) is just some kind of circus.

milambur · 04-28-2004, 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by mpulse
With the advanced weaponry of the US...we could do pre-assaults before ground troops were activated, which would more like take a high number of enemy troops out...not to mention that "if" this war took place, rest assured the draft would be reinstated. FYI...prior to WWII, US standing army was roughly 180,000 troops...and within 1 year of the draft, the new figure was 7.2 million. So technology and #'s are on our side if this stayed a conventional war. Just my

You are seriously overestimating US advantage over Europe. In a matter of days Europe would have a standing army larger then that. On top of thet they would be trained for combat. Many European countries has compulsory military service.

allandk · 04-28-2004, 08:48 AM

Denmark will kill all of you

AWW - Kevin · 04-28-2004, 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by ChewbaCreative
tie
all die

true but i'd call it a loss not a tie

Corleone · 04-28-2004, 08:50 AM

crazy german killing commando
bmws, mercedes & helicopters ;)

Corleone · 04-28-2004, 09:00 AM

run

Joesho · 04-28-2004, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by tbabe
i dont know, its not doing a great job in iraq. But certainly france would surrender.

don't france and Italy always surrender ?

Mr. Marks · 04-28-2004, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Corleone
E to the U to the R to the o to the P to the e
Europe

Lane · 04-28-2004, 12:46 PM

depends on where the war is

whoever tries to invade the others land, would get their asses kicked.

Wicked69 · 04-28-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by BabeHunter
For sale:

French assault rifle , never been used , dropped once

the U.S will take them with no problem
the only thing that those countries can do is talking...

Saw this on another board, Ithought it was pretty relevant and very funny!

RicardoB · 04-28-2004, 12:48 PM

Nobody,
the earth would be one giant hole unable to sustain life.

BabeHunter · 04-28-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Wicked69
Saw this on another board, Ithought it was pretty relevant and very funny!

it was a real auction on ebay when the Afgan Campain started

Mr. Marks · 04-28-2004, 04:22 PM

Ah yes, those Danish salted pork products will definitely kill a lot of Americans. LOL

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Originally posted by allandk
Denmark will kill all of you

Mr. Marks · 04-29-2004, 09:05 PM

With softass EURO punks like Battuss... Im sure the EU army will fold quickly and resign itself as an army of fluffers.

Your thoughts?

slackologist · 04-29-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo
With softass EURO punks like Battuss... Im sure the EU army will fold quickly and resign itself as an army of fluffers.

Your thoughts?

my thought = that was a stupid comment.

Myst · 04-29-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo
My vote would be USA!!!!! Sure, its got its share of problems, but I'm sure it can easily pimp out the whole combined EU army.

Myst · 04-29-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo
My vote would be USA!!!!! Sure, its got its share of problems, but I'm sure it can easily pimp out the whole combined EU army.

are you fucking kidding me?

america cant even beat 3rd world countries like vietnam or iraq

and theyre gonna beat the EU army?

Mr. Marks · 04-29-2004, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Myst
are you fucking kidding me?

america cant even beat 3rd world countries like vietnam or iraq

and theyre gonna beat the EU army?

Since when did europe even stand up to the Soviet Union?

That's right... NEVER. US was there to make sure the Russian Bear doesn't ass fuck every single one of you weak socialist fucktards.

Myst · 04-29-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Since when did europe even stand up to the Soviet Union?

That's right... NEVER. US was there to make sure the Russian Bear doesn't ass fuck every single one of you weak socialist fucktards.

first defeat 3rd world countries, then come bragging how tough the US army is

pure energy · 04-30-2004, 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone
E to the U to the R to the o to the P to the e
Europe

You do know how to spell!

Mr. Marks · 04-30-2004, 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by pure energy
You do know how to spell!

LOL what do you expect from third rate European education.

slackologist · 04-30-2004, 04:47 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
LOL what do you expect from third rate European education.

If a 3rd rate European education teaches you how to spell it sounds ok to me.

Joe Citizen · 04-30-2004, 04:48 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
LOL what do you expect from third rate European education.

As an American, you should not be bragging about your education system.

It sucks.

painintheass · 04-30-2004, 04:52 AM

The United States because no other nation spends as much on their military. Currently the US spends more thier military than their social services, health and education combined.

The US military is also in 185 countries and needs to recruit 285K men yearly. They utilize everything from telemarketing tactics that target young men to investing in video game development. Many, many, many of the recruiters functon, at best, like an Amway sales person . And at worst, like a pimp seducing a runnaway on Hollywood and Vine.

But for those who are "Anti - American," there is hope.

Once the US military blows the crap out of a country you can rest assured that these same GI Joes will deleight in treating the locals like crap, piss on anything that moves, fuck anythng that moves, bitch they can`t find decent pot anywhere and let everyone know that they are Americans and that the people of this backwards country should be thankful they are here to civilize them.

So once Uncle Sam has brought democracy to their nation.... You can bet that they will be more than happy to resort to terrorism and just knock off American soldiers one at a time or fly planes into buildings.

Pain in the ass

VeriSexy · 04-30-2004, 05:01 AM

Doesn't matter how much you spend on the military. What matters is if you can stomach the hundreds of thousands or even millions of lives lots. How many Americans who are mostly born with everything given to them, willing to give up them lives in war?

strats · 04-30-2004, 05:14 AM

dude, there is zero question about this... really, think abou it... even though its not going to happen.

The usa would decimate the whole continent within 24 hours.

but that is strictly beside the point. Why even pose such a removed question?

slackologist · 04-30-2004, 05:14 AM

I have the answer to this question.

Arms Manufacturers, Dealers & Associates.

slackologist · 04-30-2004, 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by strats
dude, there is zero question about this... really, think abou it... even though its not going to happen.

The usa would decimate the whole continent within 24 hours.

hmmm yeah good argument..

FunForOne · 04-30-2004, 05:18 AM

Europeans have armys? Didn't know that.

USA wins hands down. We will even give Europe - Canada and mexico.

PornoMan · 04-30-2004, 05:18 AM

Joe Citizen · 04-30-2004, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
Europeans have armys? Didn't know that.

You don't know much do you, Shit-for-brains?

FunForOne · 04-30-2004, 05:21 AM

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Originally posted by painintheass

But for those who are "Anti - American," there is hope.

So once Uncle Sam has brought democracy to their nation.... You can bet that they will be more than happy to resort to terrorism and just knock off American soldiers one at a time or fly planes into buildings.

Pain in the ass

Yea, that worked out good for Sadam, didn't it?

ldinternet · 04-30-2004, 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by titmowse
i think alien would kick predator's ass.

For sure.

Also Terminator would own Robocop. Remember that Robocop got owned by an 8 year old kid with a magnet...

Terminator vs. Jason is a tough call, though.

strats · 04-30-2004, 05:33 AM

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Originally posted by slackologist
hmmm yeah good argument..

Want me to break down how it would happen if the usa was all of a sudden to go to war with europe? ok, were at war... testing .. testing..

.... battleships, planes, etc etc etc ... while we have 130 nuclear warheads in the air.. now who with a milligram of thought needs to debate this?

FunForOne · 04-30-2004, 05:35 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone

crazy german killing commando
bmws, mercedes & helicopters ;)

Bet you didn't even notice the US seals in the pic. Thats how good they are!

chemicaleyes · 04-30-2004, 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
My vote would be USA!!!!! Sure, its got its share of problems, but I'm sure it can easily pimp out the whole combined EU army.

you fucking idiot

Pornopat · 04-30-2004, 05:43 AM

The americans will win.
Americans might have more plaines.
Thats not the reason though. Europe would still kick the us' ass.
Americans might have a larger marine.
Thats not the reason though. It takes only one eupean boat to take out like 100 us boats.
Americans might have more guns and tanks and stuff.
Thats not the reason though. They will probably kill themselves in the act of cleaning those guns.

The problems is....
The American amount of Soldiers.....
Europe is much to crowded to harvest so many prisoners of war...

yuvalus · 04-30-2004, 06:01 AM

the u.s. cause they have experience

FunForOne · 04-30-2004, 06:50 AM

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Originally posted by Pornopat
The americans will win.
Americans might have more plaines.
Thats not the reason though. Europe would still kick the us' ass.
Americans might have a larger marine.
Thats not the reason though. It takes only one eupean boat to take out like 100 us boats.
Americans might have more guns and tanks and stuff.
Thats not the reason though. They will probably kill themselves in the act of cleaning those guns.

The problems is....
The American amount of Soldiers.....
Europe is much to crowded to harvest so many prisoners of war...

So, let me get this straight. "Eupean" has better boats and planes. But the US would win because they have more soldiers than "Eupean" has jail cells. You may be right, we have always known about the French air and marine forces being superior to US.

The very existence of the US soldiers and technology is the reason why "Eupean" is not one single county today. Hows your German?

I'd like to see that boat that can take out 100 us boats.

Pornopat · 04-30-2004, 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
So, let me get this straight. "Eupean" has better boats and planes. But the US would win because they have more soldiers than "Eupean" has jail cells. You may be right, we have always known about the French air and marine forces being superior to US.

The very existence of the US soldiers and technology is the reason why "Eupean" is not one single county today. Hows your German?

I'd like to see that boat that can take out 100 us boats.

Here is

Buy yourself a sense of humour.

FunForOne · 04-30-2004, 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by Pornopat
Here is
Buy yourself a sense of humour.

Back at your funnyman. Sorry, Dont know how to say that in German.

FunForOne · 04-30-2004, 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by Corleone

crazy german killing commando
bmws, mercedes & helicopters ;)

That is a cool pic. Thats like one of those teams you would see in the movies. I bet they get all the chicks! Bet they got some cool motorcycles. They need some Black helmets!

ldinternet · 04-30-2004, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
. They need some Black helmets!

But what if they need to camoflage themselves in Pizza Hut?

Ar3s · 04-30-2004, 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
My dad can beat up your dad.

painintheass · 04-30-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by FunForOne
Yea, that worked out good for Sadam, didn't it?

Afghanistan.. Iraq... Afghanistan... Iraq.... Afghanistan... Iraq.

Afghanistan Math.

Take

1) A country with almost NO military.

Multiply by

2) The fact it is a country without the ability to even feed the people it has.

And now add

3) One pissed off and determined terrorist

= Biggest and most successful attack against the United States in history.

Now to make this problem complete you need to factor in the Iraq equation.

!) Take one sad and devistating moment in history. (9/11)

2) Add a bunch of scared, pissed off dumb red necks that will do anything to feel safe again and get their "old lady" off the couch.

3) Plus one idiot president that got elected because people can`t count

= The United States still doesn`t know what happen to Osama Bin Laudin (Terrorist responsible for 9/11) Has never found a single weapon of Mass destruction in Iraq. United States Soldiers are being succesfully knocked off one at a time. The alienation of alies. But fortunately restoring the feeling of superiorty amongst the American public because they once again prove they can blow anything up.

Wow and I only have highschool math!

Since math isn`t my strong subject. Can you please Just answer me one question. How much does it cost for a shave and haircut in the USA?

Because I`m told Sadam looks really great now.

Pain in the ass

High Quality · 04-30-2004, 01:56 PM

US ARMY

Jon · 04-30-2004, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by CamChicks
once the Arab nations unite (thanks Bush, for removing the only obstacle to that, Saddam) it is quite possible they could ally with China against the west.

This is my exact prediction...

Except I see it happening this way (serious too):

The Arab nations start having secret talks with North Korea and China about the "Western Problem". Of course they both want the same things, so they agree to become allies in case a war breaks out. Now they need a frontman country in the west to do their bidding. Which country is stupid enough to buy in reeeally early in the game and not think about the consquences later on, why, France of course. They'll all make a pact and tell France "You will be the next USA, and our leader into future business and overall relations" (of course if they win they'll turn France into slaves right away).

The way I see World War Three (and there's a very good chance it will happen) is:

Most of the Arab nations + North Korea + China + Germany + France VS USA + Israel + UK + Russia + South Korea + Japan + Egypt + Most of Europe + South America + Canada (they'll do the cooking & entertainment)

FunForOne · 04-30-2004, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by painintheass
Afghanistan.. Iraq... Afghanistan... Iraq.... Afghanistan... Iraq.

Afghanistan Math.

Take

1) A country with almost NO military.

Multiply by

2) The fact it is a country without the ability to even feed the people it has.

And now add

3) One pissed off and determined terrorist

= Biggest and most successful attack against the United States in history.

Now to make this problem complete you need to factor in the Iraq equation.

!) Take one sad and devistating moment in history. (9/11)

2) Add a bunch of scared, pissed off dumb red necks that will do anything to feel safe again and get their "old lady" off the couch.

3) Plus one idiot president that got elected because people can`t count

= The United States still doesn`t know what happen to Osama Bin Laudin (Terrorist responsible for 9/11) Has never found a single weapon of Mass destruction in Iraq. United States Soldiers are being succesfully knocked off one at a time. The alienation of alies. But fortunately restoring the feeling of superiorty amongst the American public because they once again prove they can blow anything up.

Wow and I only have highschool math!

Since math isn`t my strong subject. Can you please Just answer me one question. How much does it cost for a shave and haircut in the USA?

Because I`m told Sadam looks really great now.

Pain in the ass

thats so stupid I dont know how to respond. Which country is yours?

ryph · 04-30-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by painintheass
Afghanistan.. Iraq... Afghanistan... Iraq.... Afghanistan... Iraq.

Afghanistan Math.

Take

1) A country with almost NO military.

Multiply by

2) The fact it is a country without the ability to even feed the people it has.

And now add

3) One pissed off and determined terrorist

= Biggest and most successful attack against the United States in history.

Now to make this problem complete you need to factor in the Iraq equation.

!) Take one sad and devistating moment in history. (9/11)

2) Add a bunch of scared, pissed off dumb red necks that will do anything to feel safe again and get their "old lady" off the couch.

3) Plus one idiot president that got elected because people can`t count

= The United States still doesn`t know what happen to Osama Bin Laudin (Terrorist responsible for 9/11) Has never found a single weapon of Mass destruction in Iraq. United States Soldiers are being succesfully knocked off one at a time. The alienation of alies. But fortunately restoring the feeling of superiorty amongst the American public because they once again prove they can blow anything up.

Wow and I only have highschool math!

Since math isn`t my strong subject. Can you please Just answer me one question. How much does it cost for a shave and haircut in the USA?

Because I`m told Sadam looks really great now.

Pain in the ass

About $10.

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