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Old 04-30-2004, 02:53 PM  
ryph
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Quote:
Originally posted by painintheass
Afghanistan.. Iraq... Afghanistan... Iraq.... Afghanistan... Iraq.

Afghanistan Math.

Take

1) A country with almost NO military.

Multiply by

2) The fact it is a country without the ability to even feed the people it has.

And now add

3) One pissed off and determined terrorist

= Biggest and most successful attack against the United States in history.

Now to make this problem complete you need to factor in the Iraq equation.

!) Take one sad and devistating moment in history. (9/11)

2) Add a bunch of scared, pissed off dumb red necks that will do anything to feel safe again and get their "old lady" off the couch.

3) Plus one idiot president that got elected because people can`t count

= The United States still doesn`t know what happen to Osama Bin Laudin (Terrorist responsible for 9/11) Has never found a single weapon of Mass destruction in Iraq. United States Soldiers are being succesfully knocked off one at a time. The alienation of alies. But fortunately restoring the feeling of superiorty amongst the American public because they once again prove they can blow anything up.

Wow and I only have highschool math!

Since math isn`t my strong subject. Can you please Just answer me one question. How much does it cost for a shave and haircut in the USA?

Because I`m told Sadam looks really great now.

Pain in the ass
About $10.
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