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Old 04-28-2004, 03:31 PM   #1
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Why do a lot of webmasters get in car crashes?

Why is that almost every other day I see these webmasters saying "I got into a car crash today".

My theory is. this.
First off they don't spend a lot of time outside, they stuck to their computer chairs. The thing is I think the ones that it happens to prolly deserve it, they prolly ripped someone off and this is that "What goes around comes around" theary at work!

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Old 04-28-2004, 03:33 PM   #2
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I hardly ever go anywhere, have not crashed since 1987.


Hopefully I didnt just jinx myself.
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:34 PM   #3
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I hardly ever go anywhere, have not crashed since 1987.


Hopefully I didnt just jinx myself.
LOL
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:35 PM   #4
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Why is that almost every other day I see these webmasters saying "I got into a car crash today".

My theory is. this.
First off they don't spend a lot of time outside, they stuck to their computer chairs. The thing is I think the ones that it happens to prolly deserve it, they prolly ripped someone off and this is that "What goes around comes around" theary at work!

why haven't you been in a fatal car crash yet?

life is so cruel.
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:36 PM   #5
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I haven't had a crash since I plowed into the back end of a mercedes benz with an RV on the Santa Monica Freeway back in '91.

It was one of those scam crash set ups...a car full of mexican in I think a pacer just jammed on their brakes after pulling in front of the mercedes...the mercedes jammed on it's brakes and so did I...but guess what's not stopping...LOL
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:37 PM   #6
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Bad theory!

It doesn't worth more than my poo-poo !
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:45 PM   #7
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Why is that almost every other day I see these webmasters saying "I got into a car crash today".
Because most webmasters here are American and they're shitty drivers?

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Old 04-28-2004, 03:46 PM   #8
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Bad theory!

It doesn't worth more than my poo-poo !
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:47 PM   #9
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Stop posting on GFY while driving!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:03 PM   #10
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I bet they just see some girl and start looking at her wondering if she'll do porn or not.
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:06 PM   #11
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I haven't had a crash since I plowed into the back end of a mercedes benz with an RV on the Santa Monica Freeway back in '91.

It was one of those scam crash set ups...a car full of mexican in I think a pacer just jammed on their brakes after pulling in front of the mercedes...the mercedes jammed on it's brakes and so did I...but guess what's not stopping...LOL

Har har har har

i member dat mang, and It was a gremlin no a pacer.
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:07 PM   #12
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:11 PM   #13
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Probaly fucked up eyes from looking at monitors toomuch, or not enough sleep.
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:11 PM   #14
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They say on average, every driver is in 2 car accidents in their life.
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:34 PM   #15
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They say on average, every driver is in 2 car accidents in their life.
I hope thats true. I've had my two.
The webmasters around here just make so much money they have cars that they cant handle Too many 911 turbo's and lambo's. Someone should give theirs to me instead.
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:38 PM   #16
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I dont know about other boards, but the webmasters on this one were probably smoking weed or drinking right before they got in thier car.

But hey they sure look cool posting those pics of all that weed and alcohol though dont they? (not)
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:56 PM   #17
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actually, the reason i crashed when i had my only accident was this hot girl was walking on the side walk with some short shorts, then next thing i knew, i was plowed into the back of an suv
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Old 04-28-2004, 05:01 PM   #18
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well I was in a crash a few weeks ago but I was sitting still at a traffic light.. a dumb blonde in a ford explorer talking on her cell phone ran into me..
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Old 04-28-2004, 07:05 PM   #19
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Probaly fucked up eyes from looking at monitors toomuch, or not enough sleep.
Could be a possibility...if you're wearing glasses your peripheral vision is limited...
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Old 04-28-2004, 07:09 PM   #20
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Last time I did any damage to my car was a couple year ago at Internext in Miami. Rear-ended a Volvo but only minor damage.

I did however run over a curb a couple months ago blowing out a tire, but that I don't count as a real car accident.
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Old 04-28-2004, 07:45 PM   #21
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Last time I did any damage to my car was a couple year ago at Internext in Miami. Rear-ended a Volvo but only minor damage.

I did however run over a curb a couple months ago blowing out a tire, but that I don't count as a real car accident.
I ran over a curb the other day, had to get a new wheel :\
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Old 04-28-2004, 07:46 PM   #22
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thing is there are just that many accidents a day
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Old 04-28-2004, 07:57 PM   #24
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Why do you have to blame everything on webmasters? Aren't you one yourself?
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Old 04-28-2004, 09:55 PM   #25
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Old 04-28-2004, 09:56 PM   #26
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jacking off to content while driveing isnt safe
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Old 04-28-2004, 10:08 PM   #27
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