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Why do a lot of webmasters get in car crashes?
Why is that almost every other day I see these webmasters saying "I got into a car crash today".
My theory is. this. First off they don't spend a lot of time outside, they stuck to their computer chairs. The thing is I think the ones that it happens to prolly deserve it, they prolly ripped someone off and this is that "What goes around comes around" theary at work! :thumbsup :glugglug |
I hardly ever go anywhere, have not crashed since 1987.
:thumbsup Hopefully I didnt just jinx myself. :glugglug |
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life is so cruel. |
I haven't had a crash since I plowed into the back end of a mercedes benz with an RV on the Santa Monica Freeway back in '91.
It was one of those scam crash set ups...a car full of mexican in I think a pacer just jammed on their brakes after pulling in front of the mercedes...the mercedes jammed on it's brakes and so did I...but guess what's not stopping...LOL |
Bad theory! :2 cents:
It doesn't worth more than my poo-poo ! |
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:Graucho |
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Stop posting on GFY while driving!!!!!!!!
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I bet they just see some girl and start looking at her wondering if she'll do porn or not.
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Har har har har i member dat mang, and It was a gremlin no a pacer. |
anxious to get back home and on their pc :glugglug
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Probaly fucked up eyes from looking at monitors toomuch, or not enough sleep.
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They say on average, every driver is in 2 car accidents in their life.
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The webmasters around here just make so much money they have cars that they cant handle :) Too many 911 turbo's and lambo's. Someone should give theirs to me instead. |
I dont know about other boards, but the webmasters on this one were probably smoking weed or drinking right before they got in thier car.
But hey they sure look cool posting those pics of all that weed and alcohol though dont they? (not) |
actually, the reason i crashed when i had my only accident was this hot girl was walking on the side walk with some short shorts, then next thing i knew, i was plowed into the back of an suv
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well I was in a crash a few weeks ago but I was sitting still at a traffic light.. a dumb blonde in a ford explorer talking on her cell phone ran into me..
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Last time I did any damage to my car was a couple year ago at Internext in Miami. Rear-ended a Volvo but only minor damage.
I did however run over a curb a couple months ago blowing out a tire, but that I don't count as a real car accident. |
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thing is there are just that many accidents a day
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SAME REASON YOU CAN'T PASS THE 2 SALE A DAY MARK!
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Why do you have to blame everything on webmasters? Aren't you one yourself?
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That why you have spots on worldsex right right o wait thats me! fuckkkk |
jacking off to content while driveing isnt safe
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Accidents can happen to anyone!
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