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sixxxth_sense 04-28-2004 03:31 PM

Why do a lot of webmasters get in car crashes?
 
Why is that almost every other day I see these webmasters saying "I got into a car crash today".

My theory is. this.
First off they don't spend a lot of time outside, they stuck to their computer chairs. The thing is I think the ones that it happens to prolly deserve it, they prolly ripped someone off and this is that "What goes around comes around" theary at work!

:thumbsup :glugglug

AMADude 04-28-2004 03:33 PM

I hardly ever go anywhere, have not crashed since 1987.
:thumbsup

Hopefully I didnt just jinx myself.
:glugglug

sixxxth_sense 04-28-2004 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMADude
I hardly ever go anywhere, have not crashed since 1987.
:thumbsup

Hopefully I didnt just jinx myself.
:glugglug

LOL:glugglug

psyko514 04-28-2004 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Why is that almost every other day I see these webmasters saying "I got into a car crash today".

My theory is. this.
First off they don't spend a lot of time outside, they stuck to their computer chairs. The thing is I think the ones that it happens to prolly deserve it, they prolly ripped someone off and this is that "What goes around comes around" theary at work!

:thumbsup :glugglug

why haven't you been in a fatal car crash yet?

life is so cruel.

eroswebmaster 04-28-2004 03:36 PM

I haven't had a crash since I plowed into the back end of a mercedes benz with an RV on the Santa Monica Freeway back in '91.

It was one of those scam crash set ups...a car full of mexican in I think a pacer just jammed on their brakes after pulling in front of the mercedes...the mercedes jammed on it's brakes and so did I...but guess what's not stopping...LOL

Basic_man 04-28-2004 03:37 PM

Bad theory! :2 cents:

It doesn't worth more than my poo-poo !

volante 04-28-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Why is that almost every other day I see these webmasters saying "I got into a car crash today".
Because most webmasters here are American and they're shitty drivers?

:Graucho

Lucy 04-28-2004 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
Bad theory! :2 cents:

It doesn't worth more than my poo-poo !

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EvilFubAr 04-28-2004 03:47 PM

Stop posting on GFY while driving!!!!!!!!

milambur 04-28-2004 04:03 PM

I bet they just see some girl and start looking at her wondering if she'll do porn or not.

Gabriel 04-28-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I haven't had a crash since I plowed into the back end of a mercedes benz with an RV on the Santa Monica Freeway back in '91.

It was one of those scam crash set ups...a car full of mexican in I think a pacer just jammed on their brakes after pulling in front of the mercedes...the mercedes jammed on it's brakes and so did I...but guess what's not stopping...LOL


Har har har har

i member dat mang, and It was a gremlin no a pacer.

Babagirls 04-28-2004 04:07 PM

anxious to get back home and on their pc :glugglug

Worldnet 04-28-2004 04:11 PM

Probaly fucked up eyes from looking at monitors toomuch, or not enough sleep.

Rictor 04-28-2004 04:11 PM

They say on average, every driver is in 2 car accidents in their life.

StRoGE 04-28-2004 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
They say on average, every driver is in 2 car accidents in their life.
I hope thats true. I've had my two.
The webmasters around here just make so much money they have cars that they cant handle :) Too many 911 turbo's and lambo's. Someone should give theirs to me instead.

Mr Pheer 04-28-2004 04:38 PM

I dont know about other boards, but the webmasters on this one were probably smoking weed or drinking right before they got in thier car.

But hey they sure look cool posting those pics of all that weed and alcohol though dont they? (not)

init 04-28-2004 04:56 PM

actually, the reason i crashed when i had my only accident was this hot girl was walking on the side walk with some short shorts, then next thing i knew, i was plowed into the back of an suv

crockett 04-28-2004 05:01 PM

well I was in a crash a few weeks ago but I was sitting still at a traffic light.. a dumb blonde in a ford explorer talking on her cell phone ran into me..

B40 04-28-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Worldnet
Probaly fucked up eyes from looking at monitors toomuch, or not enough sleep.
Could be a possibility...if you're wearing glasses your peripheral vision is limited...

pornJester 04-28-2004 07:09 PM

Last time I did any damage to my car was a couple year ago at Internext in Miami. Rear-ended a Volvo but only minor damage.

I did however run over a curb a couple months ago blowing out a tire, but that I don't count as a real car accident.

PenisFace 04-28-2004 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
Last time I did any damage to my car was a couple year ago at Internext in Miami. Rear-ended a Volvo but only minor damage.

I did however run over a curb a couple months ago blowing out a tire, but that I don't count as a real car accident.

I ran over a curb the other day, had to get a new wheel :\

escsweb 04-28-2004 07:46 PM

thing is there are just that many accidents a day

Oracle Porn 04-28-2004 07:47 PM

SAME REASON YOU CAN'T PASS THE 2 SALE A DAY MARK!

newsdude 04-28-2004 07:57 PM

Why do you have to blame everything on webmasters? Aren't you one yourself?

sixxxth_sense 04-28-2004 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
SAME REASON YOU CAN'T PASS THE 2 SALE A DAY MARK!

That why you have spots on worldsex right right o wait thats me! fuckkkk

steve90 04-28-2004 09:56 PM

jacking off to content while driveing isnt safe

pure energy 04-28-2004 10:08 PM

Accidents can happen to anyone!


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