Should our land lord be allowed to hassel us about our grass? - GoFuckYourself.com

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 07:46 PM

We're 20 and 21 broke as hell weak girls. We live in a TRAILOR in THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS.

And our land lord keeps calling to tell us to cut our grass.

There is no grass. Only sticks and rocks and animals and trees and wild flowers.

Can't she just cut it herself?

pornJester · 04-27-2004, 07:47 PM

They have internet access in trailers in the middle of the woods?

MrJackMeHoff · 04-27-2004, 07:48 PM

cut yo grass ya lazy eyed trailer trash psycho!

jojojo · 04-27-2004, 07:49 PM

if you are renting then I think you are responsible for maintaining the grass/yard

ADL_Christy · 04-27-2004, 07:49 PM

You should cut it! Its not that hard....take a little pride in where you live!

Amputate Your Head · 04-27-2004, 07:49 PM

Definition of Landlord: One who is the owner of the property.

yes, not only is he allowed to hassle you about it, but he has every right to DEMAND it of you. Don't like the responsibility that goes with renting the place? Move.

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 07:53 PM

Yeah I know she's "allowed" and that I'm totally responsible for maintaining my yard, but I don't have yard.

I live in the woods.. How do you mow the woods?

doober · 04-27-2004, 07:54 PM

baby just trim the muffin please

m00d · 04-27-2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by GirlNinja
Yeah I know she's "allowed" and that I'm totally responsible for maintaining my yard, but I don't have yard.

I live in the woods.. How do you mow the woods?

sounds like you need to weed eat

laura99 · 04-27-2004, 07:57 PM

Maybe you need to break out the weedeater and trim the weeds.

sandman! · 04-27-2004, 07:57 PM

WebTitan · 04-27-2004, 07:57 PM

i doubt seriously you have woods right up to the hahahahahahas of your house with wheels.

tell him that you can not cut it for whatever reason and agree to pay and extra $75 a month for him to maintain it, if you do not want to. i am sure he will leave you alone then and take your extra $$

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
sounds like you need to weed eat

Weed eat the woods?

Technically I don't even know where our "yard" begins or ends. And the woods weren't cut when we moved in a year ago, either.

Amputate Your Head · 04-27-2004, 07:58 PM

i don't understand people that have problems like this.....

hire a freaking landscaper to come once a week like I do and you never have to worry about it ever again.

Fletch XXX · 04-27-2004, 07:59 PM

what are you talking about?

In parts of California the city can fine and ticket you for not taking care of your lawn.

chew on that one.

imagine the city ticketing you for not cutting your grass.

doober · 04-27-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
i don't understand people that have problems like this.....

hire a freaking landscaper to come once a week like I do and you never have to worry about it ever again.

Tariler Park Landscapers

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
i don't understand people that have problems like this.....

hire a freaking landscaper to come once a week like I do and you never have to worry about it ever again.

A broke 20 year old college in a trailor in the woods with a weekly landscaper.

Something doesn't seem quite right about that.

detoxed · 04-27-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
i don't understand people that have problems like this.....

hire a freaking landscaper to come once a week like I do and you never have to worry about it ever again.

You realize this chick probably brings in about $400 a month?

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
what are you talking about?

In parts of California the city can fine and ticket you for not taking care of your lawn.

chew on that one.

imagine the city ticketing you for not cutting your grass.

I don't live in a city. I live in the woods.

Webasic · 04-27-2004, 08:01 PM

let's see a picture

Fletch XXX · 04-27-2004, 08:02 PM

GirlNinja, what part of LA you in?

You down around Thibodaux, or more up north?

LadyMischief · 04-27-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
what are you talking about?

In parts of California the city can fine and ticket you for not taking care of your lawn.

chew on that one.

imagine the city ticketing you for not cutting your grass.

Where I was from if you didn't fix your grass or whatnot when the city asked, they would come in and do it themselves, then send you the bill.

Amputate Your Head · 04-27-2004, 08:02 PM

excuses excuses..... a weekly landscaper only runs on average $300 a month. Just do it and stop whining.

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 08:02 PM

Don't have a cam.

m00d · 04-27-2004, 08:03 PM

weedeat the tallest weeds one time..
then in true trailer park fashion, pour gasoline mixed with a little oil onto all of them..they won't come back for a long time.

just don't smoke a cigarette while doing it

fuzebox · 04-27-2004, 08:03 PM

A year ago I was renting a house with a lawn, every week the landlord came and cut the grass himself.

420 · 04-27-2004, 08:03 PM

just burn the woods around your trailor

problem solved

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
excuses excuses..... a weekly landscaper only runs on average $300 a month. Just do it and stop whining.

That's more than my rent.

NiTe-HaWk · 04-27-2004, 08:05 PM

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if you are renting then I think you are responsible for maintaining the grass/yard

I don't have to mow mine. They do it for me. They mow, rake leaves, plow the driveway, and shovel the sidewalk

I thought that was the landlords job when you rent. I must have just got lucky.

Anyway you two girls need someone to mow your lawn I can come over once a week

Amputate Your Head · 04-27-2004, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by GirlNinja
That's more than my rent.

I've spent more than that on dinner.

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
GirlNinja, what part of LA you in?

You down around Thibodaux, or more up north?

I'm from Morgan City, that's right by Thibodaux, but I go to school in Natchitochoes at NSU and that's way up north in the shitty part of the state.

DreamCumTrue · 04-27-2004, 08:06 PM

I dont know, I havent ever had a landlord.

detoxed · 04-27-2004, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
excuses excuses..... a weekly landscaper only runs on average $300 a month. Just do it and stop whining.

SHE DOESNT MAKE $300 a MONTH HOW CAN SHE PAY THAT MUCH?

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I've spent more than that on dinner.

And that's probably why you have a weekly landscaper and I don't.

pimplink · 04-27-2004, 08:07 PM

Even though renting, it's your place now and you should keep it neat and clean unless, of course, that's not in your vocabulary?

lurking · 04-27-2004, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by 420
just burn the woods around your trailor

problem solved

this is what I was thinking. just make it a giant dirt pit and tell him the job is done.

Amputate Your Head · 04-27-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by lurking
this is what I was thinking. just make it a giant dirt pit and tell him the job is done.

If I was that property owner, you would be evicted and on the street.

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
If I was that property owner, you would be evicted and on the street.

Yes. He was obviously very serious.

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by WebTitan
i doubt seriously you have woods right up to the hahahahahahas of your house with wheels.

haha no seriously, it's IN the woods. Not near the woods or in front of the woods. When it's windy it's hard to sleep because branches hit everthing.

Gman.357 · 04-27-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by GirlNinja
haha no seriously, it's IN the woods. Not near the woods or in front of the woods. When it's windy it's hard to sleep because branches hit everthing.

So what you're actually saying is that your landlord has a chemical imbalance and is unnecessarily harassing you to cut some grass that does not really exist?

Maybe he meant for you to rake up the leaves or something?

xxxdesign-net · 04-27-2004, 09:11 PM

just ask your landlord her weedeater....

Mr Pheer · 04-27-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
excuses excuses..... a weekly landscaper only runs on average $300 a month. Just do it and stop whining.

hmm... I pay $80 and the guy does a damn good job. I got lucky cause he mows 2 other house on the cul de sac I live on so he does mine cheap.

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Gman.357
So what you're actually saying is that your landlord has a chemical imbalance and is unnecessarily harassing you to cut some grass that does not really exist?

Maybe he meant for you to rake up the leaves or something?

Yeah she's real crazy. I've got lots of crazy landlord stories, but my ass is going to bed.

titmowse · 04-27-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by GirlNinja
haha no seriously, it's IN the woods. Not near the woods or in front of the woods. When it's windy it's hard to sleep because branches hit everthing.

but i bet dollars to donuts you have weeds. big, tall southern weeds. a natural breeding ground for mosquitos and pests

GirlNinja · 04-27-2004, 09:20 PM

yeah bugs and pests are pretty frequent in the FOREST

lurking · 04-27-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
If I was that property owner, you would be evicted and on the street.

please, i'll move into the trailer next door that your drunken buddy owns.

titmowse · 04-27-2004, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by GirlNinja
yeah bugs and pests are pretty frequent in the FOREST

okay. you go play the poor female card. have fun with that.

m00d · 04-27-2004, 10:11 PM

problem solved

SykkBoy · 04-27-2004, 10:47 PM

I'm sure there are landscapers out there that would do it for a little head....

baddog · 04-27-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by GirlNinja
Yeah I know she's "allowed" and that I'm totally responsible for maintaining my yard, but I don't have yard.

I live in the woods.. How do you mow the woods?

chainsaws work well

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Definition of Landlord: One who is the owner of the property. yes, not only is he allowed to hassle you about it, but he has every right to DEMAND it of you. Don't like the responsibility that goes with renting the place? Move. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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GirlNinja Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: dirty south Posts: 1,515	Yeah I know she's "allowed" and that I'm totally responsible for maintaining my yard, but I don't have yard. I live in the woods.. How do you mow the woods?

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WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	i doubt seriously you have woods right up to the hahahahahahas of your house with wheels. tell him that you can not cut it for whatever reason and agree to pay and extra $75 a month for him to maintain it, if you do not want to. i am sure he will leave you alone then and take your extra $$

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	i don't understand people that have problems like this..... hire a freaking landscaper to come once a week like I do and you never have to worry about it ever again. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	weedeat the tallest weeds one time.. then in true trailer park fashion, pour gasoline mixed with a little oil onto all of them..they won't come back for a long time. just don't smoke a cigarette while doing it

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,137	A year ago I was renting a house with a lawn, every week the landlord came and cut the grass himself.

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