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Old 04-27-2004, 07:33 AM   #1
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OMG!! Don't ever stop drinking beer!
I stopped drinking beer everyday because my stomach was starting to poke out too much and since I stopped I can't SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

I can't go fo a week now!!!!!!!!

I can feel the turd about to come out; but no way.
It's just stuck, and the pain!!!!!!!!

My booty hole feels like Al-Queda attacked it.

Life must be hell for gay men who don't drink beer.


I've saved a bundle on toilet paper though.
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:34 AM   #2
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:35 AM   #3
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:35 AM   #4
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ahh, that sucks man. Have a beer... or take a laxitive.
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:36 AM   #5
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:36 AM   #6
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take flaxseedoil capsules.

If I were to stop drinking beer it would be because the earth suddenly stoped and started rotating the other way!
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:36 AM   #7
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:38 AM   #8
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Sure! But where were you when I needed you to tell me not to stop drinking beer!!
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:40 AM   #9
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You are crule and prolly mean too.

Have some sympathy bro!
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:41 AM   #10
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:42 AM   #11
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Start drinking beer again, and start going to the gym for your stomach problem.
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:44 AM   #12
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what he said.
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:47 AM   #13
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Quit stalking me Darkjedi; it not like you're even a Jedi master.
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:48 AM   #14
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In our country beer is a national food
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Old 04-27-2004, 07:49 AM   #15
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Quit stalking me Darkjedi; it not like you're even a Jedi master.
Hmmmm idiot
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:02 AM   #17
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Quit stalking me Darkjedi; it not like you're even a Jedi master.

Seek help, dude.
Seriously.
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:07 AM   #18
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:27 AM   #19
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maybe an enema is on order...
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:29 AM   #20
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:30 AM   #21
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ever get the beer farts, day after you drank a lot of beers let one go WHOA IT'S MILLER TIME!
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:47 AM   #22
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There might be a blackmonster up your bum
It's more like a brownmonster.
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:48 AM   #23
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drink a gallon of water or prune juice eewwww
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like not drining beer ever crossed my mind in the first place.

please i'm irish. beer and whiskey is fuel for us.
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:58 AM   #25
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I stopped drinking beer and moved onto spirits 3 years ago and I do fine in the bathroom
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Old 04-27-2004, 09:18 AM   #27
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this guy is purely and simply goofy! open your mouth i'll shit down your throat then this will fix your problem jerkoff..

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Old 04-27-2004, 09:20 AM   #28
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I stopped drinking beer and moved onto spirits 3 years ago and I do fine in the bathroom

I still drink beer, and I do see a spirit poke his head out once in awhile?
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