OMG!! Don't ever stop drinking beer!
 

I stopped drinking beer everyday because my stomach was starting to poke out too much and since I stopped I can't SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

I can't go fo a week now!!!!!!!!

I can feel the turd about to come out; but no way.
It's just stuck, and the pain!!!!!!!!

My booty hole feels like Al-Queda attacked it.

Life must be hell for gay men who don't drink beer.


I've saved a bundle on toilet paper though.
:thumbsup

thats nice to know

idiot

ahh, that sucks man. Have a beer... or take a laxitive.

use a metal clothes hanger

take flaxseedoil capsules.

If I were to stop drinking beer it would be because the earth suddenly stoped and started rotating the other way!:drinkup

Thanx for the info dude! :)

Sure! But where were you when I needed you to tell me not to stop drinking beer!!:(

You are crule and prolly mean too.

Have some sympathy bro!

Take the cock out of your ass

Start drinking beer again, and start going to the gym for your stomach problem.

what he said.

Quit stalking me Darkjedi; it not like you're even a Jedi master.

In our country beer is a national food :winkwink:

Hmmmm idiot :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Seek help, dude.
Seriously.

There might be a blackmonster up your bum :winkwink:

maybe an enema is on order...

put a finger in your ass and you will shit like crazy

ever get the beer farts, day after you drank a lot of beers let one go WHOA IT'S MILLER TIME! :1orglaugh

It's more like a brownmonster. :)

drink a gallon of water or prune juice eewwww

like not drining beer ever crossed my mind in the first place. :1orglaugh

please i'm irish. beer and whiskey is fuel for us.

I stopped drinking beer and moved onto spirits 3 years ago and I do fine in the bathroom :)

pics?

this guy is purely and simply goofy! open your mouth i'll shit down your throat then this will fix your problem jerkoff..

my famous saying: "GO INJECT A LIFE DUDE" :BangBang:

another standing ovation for the board...


next.

I still drink beer, and I do see a spirit poke his head out once in awhile? :1orglaugh