I tried to fuck a fat woman but I failed...... - GoFuckYourself.com

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:02 AM

I picked her up on the internet.

She said "I'm a little chubby" when we were chating "I hope that's not a problem".
But when I got to her home and I saw her she was weighting like a tone. YUK! She sucked at giving head and when she got undressed my cock simply refused listen to me anymore.

I couldn't touch the food all next day either.
My advice, stay away from fat chicks if you are not really into it.

axelcat · 04-30-2004, 11:03 AM

Blind dates suck

beergood · 04-30-2004, 11:06 AM

You must've been really fucking hard up dude.

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by axelcat
Blind dates suck

totally

WPProphet · 04-30-2004, 11:10 AM

Any Pics?

arial · 04-30-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by axelcat
Blind dates suck

Correctomundo! Tried one once, that was the first and last time I'll ever do that again. Tip for all you to-be blind daters, whatever they say they weigh add about 50-75 lbs on to that and there's your truth.

wdsguy · 04-30-2004, 11:11 AM

you must be desperate

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by WPProphet
Any Pics?

Yeah I've took a pic with my phone there she is

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by wdsguy
you must be desperate

No, not at all but I like variety.
Actually in 2 hours I date a hot chick.

alias · 04-30-2004, 11:17 AM

have you ever considered hiring a prostitute? There are some really nice ones.. .

lurking · 04-30-2004, 11:18 AM

don't be a grogan.

Evelyn · 04-30-2004, 11:20 AM

A rule of thumb for personal adds online or otherwise..

If a girl says she's thin, it means she's a little chubby.
If she says she's big-boned, it means she's alot chubby.
If she says chubby, she means Large and in Charge.

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by alias
have you ever considered hiring a prostitute? There are some really nice ones.. .

Many times, I fuck alot, hot, ugly doesn't matter for me but a fat one I never had. Anyway, after the experience I had with this whale I don't think i am going to try again.

sean416 · 04-30-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Sony
Yeah I've took a pic with my phone there she is

I hope you're her age.

Cause that looks like someones grandma to me.

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Evelyn
A rule of thumb for personal adds online or otherwise..

If a girl says she's thin, it means she's a little chubby.
If she says she's big-boned, it means she's alot chubby.
If she says chubby, she means Large and in Charge.

Got it, it was my first internet chat date . And obviously he had no pic to show when we were talking.

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by sean416
I hope you're her age. Cause that looks like someones grandma to me.

And guess what dude? She is 21.

AWC · 04-30-2004, 11:24 AM

was her nick... HotMILF4U???

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:26 AM

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was her nick... HotMILF4U???

hydro · 04-30-2004, 11:27 AM

RicardoB · 04-30-2004, 11:29 AM

Damn is that realy grey hair I see?

Or was the camera THAT bad?

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by hydro

I think I am going to call her again maybe she wants to try this it looks like alot of fun

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by RicardoB
Damn is that realy grey hair I see?

Or was the camera THAT bad?

bad lights, bad camera (phone camera) she was blonde

hydro · 04-30-2004, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by Sony
I think I am going to call her again maybe she wants to try this it looks like alot of fun

i used to use fat chicks to ride to wrok

okny · 04-30-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Sony
Yeah I've took a pic with my phone there she is

How old is she, 60?

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by okny
How old is she, 60?

read the all thread, I already said is 21 y.o. Pretty sad...

Lucy · 04-30-2004, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Sony
And guess what dude? She is 21.

oh my god, only 21, she looks totally older then 21.

DreamCumTrue · 04-30-2004, 11:41 AM

Jesus...

Sosa · 04-30-2004, 11:41 AM

omfg, ewww

sean416 · 04-30-2004, 11:42 AM

when I first started fucking chics that I met online I didnt care if they had a pic, aslong as they described what they looked like.

then I got burned a couple times and made sure I saw a pic first.

Then I got burned with 3 yr old pics and made sure I say them on webcam first.

the evolution of online dating.

Sony · 04-30-2004, 11:55 AM

More nasty shit

hydro · 04-30-2004, 11:59 AM

you should have just yelled "go fuck yourself" and run

strobi · 04-30-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Sony
And guess what dude? She is 21.

you must be joking right?? right?????

Sony · 04-30-2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by sean416
when I first started fucking chics that I met online I didnt care if they had a pic, aslong as they described what they looked like.

then I got burned a couple times and made sure I saw a pic first.

Then I got burned with 3 yr old pics and made sure I say them on webcam first.

the evolution of online dating.

sounds like a good stratregy but this way I can't miss lot of pussy because most girls in my country don't have webcams.

strobi · 04-30-2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by Sony
More nasty shit

nice rack

Basic_man · 04-30-2004, 12:01 PM

Good for you.. thanks for sharing ;)

Sony · 04-30-2004, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by hydro
you should have just yelled "go fuck yourself" and run

That's what I am going to do from now on.

LadyD · 04-30-2004, 12:05 PM

Sony · 04-30-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
Good for you.. thanks for sharing ;)

Welcome, as I said, stay away from fat chicks unless you are not into it. Being with a woman like this is just a nasty experience.

Sony · 04-30-2004, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by LadyD

angeleyes · 04-30-2004, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by Evelyn
A rule of thumb for personal adds online or otherwise..

If a girl says she's thin, it means she's a little chubby.
If she says she's big-boned, it means she's alot chubby.
If she says chubby, she means Large and in Charge.

So not true. Me and my friends use to Internet Date all the time and put ourselves as "thin" and we are both size 1's.

Sony · 04-30-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by angeleyes
So not true. Me and my friends use to Internet Date all the time and put ourselves as "thin" and we are both size 1's.

I never lie about my self too but this does not change what most people do.

Rictor · 04-30-2004, 12:30 PM

Hmm...the hair is a turnoff. Her tits are okay. With a little exercise to get rid of the belly, she would be doable.

Tofu · 04-30-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Sony
....obviously he had no pic to show when we were talking.

thats your problem right there. twas a dude after all.

Axeman · 04-30-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by axelcat
Blind dates suck

I would agree with that for sure.

Sony · 04-30-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Hmm...the hair is a turnoff. Her tits are okay. With a little exercise to get rid of the belly, she would be doable.

You wouldn't say this if you would see her naked.

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Sony Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 495	I tried to fuck a fat woman but I failed...... I picked her up on the internet. She said "I'm a little chubby" when we were chating "I hope that's not a problem". But when I got to her home and I saw her she was weighting like a tone. YUK! She sucked at giving head and when she got undressed my cock simply refused listen to me anymore. I couldn't touch the food all next day either. My advice, stay away from fat chicks if you are not really into it.

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