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Sony 04-30-2004 11:02 AM

I tried to fuck a fat woman but I failed......
 
I picked her up on the internet.

She said "I'm a little chubby" when we were chating "I hope that's not a problem".
But when I got to her home and I saw her she was weighting like a tone. YUK! She sucked at giving head and when she got undressed my cock simply refused listen to me anymore.

I couldn't touch the food all next day either.
My advice, stay away from fat chicks if you are not really into it.

axelcat 04-30-2004 11:03 AM

Blind dates suck

beergood 04-30-2004 11:06 AM

You must've been really fucking hard up dude.

Sony 04-30-2004 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
Blind dates suck
totally

WPProphet 04-30-2004 11:10 AM

Any Pics?

arial 04-30-2004 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
Blind dates suck
Correctomundo! Tried one once, that was the first and last time I'll ever do that again. Tip for all you to-be blind daters, whatever they say they weigh add about 50-75 lbs on to that and there's your truth. :2 cents:

wdsguy 04-30-2004 11:11 AM

you must be desperate

Sony 04-30-2004 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WPProphet
Any Pics?
Yeah I've took a pic with my phone there she is
http://hustlerteens.com/fatchick.jpg

Sony 04-30-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
you must be desperate
No, not at all but I like variety.
Actually in 2 hours I date a hot chick.

alias 04-30-2004 11:17 AM

have you ever considered hiring a prostitute? There are some really nice ones.. .

lurking 04-30-2004 11:18 AM

don't be a grogan.

Evelyn 04-30-2004 11:20 AM

A rule of thumb for personal adds online or otherwise..

If a girl says she's thin, it means she's a little chubby.
If she says she's big-boned, it means she's alot chubby.
If she says chubby, she means Large and in Charge.

Sony 04-30-2004 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alias
have you ever considered hiring a prostitute? There are some really nice ones.. .
Many times, I fuck alot, hot, ugly doesn't matter for me but a fat one I never had. Anyway, after the experience I had with this whale I don't think i am going to try again.

sean416 04-30-2004 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sony
Yeah I've took a pic with my phone there she is
http://hustlerteens.com/fatchick.jpg

I hope you're her age. :glugglug Cause that looks like someones grandma to me.

Sony 04-30-2004 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
A rule of thumb for personal adds online or otherwise..

If a girl says she's thin, it means she's a little chubby.
If she says she's big-boned, it means she's alot chubby.
If she says chubby, she means Large and in Charge.

Got it, it was my first internet chat date . And obviously he had no pic to show when we were talking.

Sony 04-30-2004 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sean416
I hope you're her age. :glugglug Cause that looks like someones grandma to me.
And guess what dude? She is 21.:1orglaugh

AWC 04-30-2004 11:24 AM

was her nick... HotMILF4U???

Sony 04-30-2004 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
was her nick... HotMILF4U???

:1orglaugh

hydro 04-30-2004 11:27 AM

http://bolt.badassbuddy.com/images/b...om-ridefat.gif

RicardoB 04-30-2004 11:29 AM

Damn is that realy grey hair I see?

Or was the camera THAT bad?

:1orglaugh

Sony 04-30-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hydro
http://bolt.badassbuddy.com/images/b...om-ridefat.gif

I think I am going to call her again maybe she wants to try this it looks like alot of fun:)

Sony 04-30-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RicardoB
Damn is that realy grey hair I see?

Or was the camera THAT bad?

:1orglaugh

bad lights, bad camera (phone camera) she was blonde

hydro 04-30-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sony
I think I am going to call her again maybe she wants to try this it looks like alot of fun:)
i used to use fat chicks to ride to wrok :thumbsup

okny 04-30-2004 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sony
Yeah I've took a pic with my phone there she is
http://hustlerteens.com/fatchick.jpg

How old is she, 60?

Sony 04-30-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny
How old is she, 60?
read the all thread, I already said is 21 y.o. Pretty sad...

Lucy 04-30-2004 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sony
And guess what dude? She is 21.:1orglaugh
oh my god, only 21, she looks totally older then 21.:BangBang: :helpme

DreamCumTrue 04-30-2004 11:41 AM

Jesus... :helpme

Sosa 04-30-2004 11:41 AM

omfg, ewww

sean416 04-30-2004 11:42 AM

when I first started fucking chics that I met online I didnt care if they had a pic, aslong as they described what they looked like.

then I got burned a couple times and made sure I saw a pic first.

Then I got burned with 3 yr old pics and made sure I say them on webcam first.

the evolution of online dating. :glugglug

Sony 04-30-2004 11:55 AM

More nasty shit

http://hustlerteens.com/fatchick1.jpg

hydro 04-30-2004 11:59 AM

you should have just yelled "go fuck yourself" and run

strobi 04-30-2004 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sony
And guess what dude? She is 21.:1orglaugh
you must be joking right?? right?????:helpme

Sony 04-30-2004 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sean416
when I first started fucking chics that I met online I didnt care if they had a pic, aslong as they described what they looked like.

then I got burned a couple times and made sure I saw a pic first.

Then I got burned with 3 yr old pics and made sure I say them on webcam first.

the evolution of online dating. :glugglug

sounds like a good stratregy but this way I can't miss lot of pussy because most girls in my country don't have webcams.

strobi 04-30-2004 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sony
More nasty shit

http://hustlerteens.com/fatchick1.jpg

nice rack:thumbsup

Basic_man 04-30-2004 12:01 PM

Good for you.. thanks for sharing ;)

Sony 04-30-2004 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hydro
you should have just yelled "go fuck yourself" and run
That's what I am going to do from now on.

LadyD 04-30-2004 12:05 PM

http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/soap.gif

Sony 04-30-2004 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
Good for you.. thanks for sharing ;)
Welcome, as I said, stay away from fat chicks unless you are not into it. Being with a woman like this is just a nasty experience.

Sony 04-30-2004 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyD
http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/soap.gif
:1orglaugh

angeleyes 04-30-2004 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
A rule of thumb for personal adds online or otherwise..

If a girl says she's thin, it means she's a little chubby.
If she says she's big-boned, it means she's alot chubby.
If she says chubby, she means Large and in Charge.



So not true. Me and my friends use to Internet Date all the time and put ourselves as "thin" and we are both size 1's.

Sony 04-30-2004 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
So not true. Me and my friends use to Internet Date all the time and put ourselves as "thin" and we are both size 1's.
I never lie about my self too but this does not change what most people do.

Rictor 04-30-2004 12:30 PM

Hmm...the hair is a turnoff. Her tits are okay. With a little exercise to get rid of the belly, she would be doable.

Tofu 04-30-2004 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sony
....obviously he had no pic to show when we were talking.
thats your problem right there. twas a dude after all.
:glugglug

Axeman 04-30-2004 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat
Blind dates suck
I would agree with that for sure.

Sony 04-30-2004 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Hmm...the hair is a turnoff. Her tits are okay. With a little exercise to get rid of the belly, she would be doable.
You wouldn't say this if you would see her naked.


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