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I tried to fuck a fat woman but I failed......
I picked her up on the internet.
She said "I'm a little chubby" when we were chating "I hope that's not a problem". But when I got to her home and I saw her she was weighting like a tone. YUK! She sucked at giving head and when she got undressed my cock simply refused listen to me anymore. I couldn't touch the food all next day either. My advice, stay away from fat chicks if you are not really into it. |
Blind dates suck
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You must've been really fucking hard up dude.
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Any Pics?
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you must be desperate
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http://hustlerteens.com/fatchick.jpg |
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Actually in 2 hours I date a hot chick. |
have you ever considered hiring a prostitute? There are some really nice ones.. .
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don't be a grogan.
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A rule of thumb for personal adds online or otherwise..
If a girl says she's thin, it means she's a little chubby. If she says she's big-boned, it means she's alot chubby. If she says chubby, she means Large and in Charge. |
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was her nick... HotMILF4U???
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:1orglaugh |
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Damn is that realy grey hair I see?
Or was the camera THAT bad? :1orglaugh |
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I think I am going to call her again maybe she wants to try this it looks like alot of fun:) |
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Jesus... :helpme
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omfg, ewww
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when I first started fucking chics that I met online I didnt care if they had a pic, aslong as they described what they looked like.
then I got burned a couple times and made sure I saw a pic first. Then I got burned with 3 yr old pics and made sure I say them on webcam first. the evolution of online dating. :glugglug |
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you should have just yelled "go fuck yourself" and run
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Good for you.. thanks for sharing ;)
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So not true. Me and my friends use to Internet Date all the time and put ourselves as "thin" and we are both size 1's. |
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Hmm...the hair is a turnoff. Her tits are okay. With a little exercise to get rid of the belly, she would be doable.
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:glugglug |
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