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JamesK 04-26-2004 05:06 AM

You're fucking weak. If someone did that to me he'd be dead. :warning

Rankings 04-26-2004 05:13 AM

next time someone bigger then you is coming at you and you know its bout to get nasty and you think you might get beat, punch that mother fucker in the throat

kush 04-26-2004 05:22 AM

So what are your plans now?

If you plan to return with violence, just be careful what they might return with....

StRoGE 04-26-2004 05:28 AM

Seriously I dont care how big he was (im assuming your exagerating anyway). One punch to the mouth shouldnt put you down long enough for some little cuban punk to start kicking you.

The only time I've EVER gone down in a fight other than wrestling with someone was when I had a hockey stick broken over my forehead then the rest of it across my shoulder blades.
If you got knocked out, then you should just say so.

Sassyass 04-26-2004 05:36 AM

We all need to come together and put a stop to gay bashing.

media 04-26-2004 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
first off... when 1 person gets fucking knocked down then has them both hittin him... thats considered being jumped...

Getting jumped is multiple people rushing up on you when you are not expecting it, Or Multiple people piling on at one time..

If you had the dude come up to you and punch you in your mouth, you were not jumped...

Maybe that little punk tried to pull some sucker ass shit by kicking you while you were down, but thats not jumped..

And wtf was your homeboy up to? Did he just sit there with his fucking jaw open? I would have went inside and pulled out a baseball bat or a a hammer and went to that motherfucker...

PrivateIvy 04-26-2004 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass
We all need to come together and put a stop to gay bashing.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ivy

Phoenix 04-26-2004 05:45 AM

chin up dude..everyone gets a beat down sooner or later..i dont care who you think you are it happens.

even if you are the so called "winner" you could still be in bad shape.

revenge is a dish best served cold.


find some creative ways to get back at them...something that wont paint you as the guilty party

Nembrionic 04-26-2004 05:53 AM

I can only commend you for not kicking the shit out of that fucking punkass pimp wannabe kid...I dunno if I would not have hit him....
I mean, thinking about the fact that he's a minor wouldn't even occur to me

Magg 04-26-2004 06:01 AM

Why the fuck wait till you get healed up???


YOURE IN PORT ST. LUCIE FLORIDA FOR GODS SAKE... The closest thing to a gangster there IS YOUR MOTHER

Who the hell cares if some cockrag is underage, splatter his face on the damn pavement.


Fuck, I'll come up there and help you - big fucking deal.


No, but seriously, Want some help? I havent gotten into a fight in a while and I really need one :Graucho


Im down here in Palm Beach, I can drive up.


P.S stop being a pussy about your lip and go do something about it now... waiting just makes them think your a c unt..

Sharky 04-26-2004 06:27 AM

This thread represents the average age and maturity of GFY well.


Oh, and your lip will heal. Put neosporin on it daily. You might want to get some scar cream from the drug store as well.


I've been jumped before, but by 3 guys at once when I was in HIGH SCHOOL! same shit happened to me. Tooth thru my lip, nothing hurt but my ego.


And being "jumped" means you were ambushed. You didn't expect to get hit. lol.. The way I see it, the little cuban boy was working you of the beating you were about to get. You and your "boy" should have gone inside the house where it was safe! lol

Did he help you out or run like a little girl?

kush 04-26-2004 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
Why the fuck wait till you get healed up???


YOURE IN PORT ST. LUCIE FLORIDA FOR GODS SAKE... The closest thing to a gangster there IS YOUR MOTHER

Who the hell cares if some cockrag is underage, splatter his face on the damn pavement.


Fuck, I'll come up there and help you - big fucking deal.


No, but seriously, Want some help? I havent gotten into a fight in a while and I really need one :Graucho


Im down here in Palm Beach, I can drive up.


P.S stop being a pussy about your lip and go do something about it now... waiting just makes them think your a c unt..

hahaha, you are hitman for hire?

Magg 04-26-2004 06:32 AM

That would be illegal Kush.

hydro 04-26-2004 06:39 AM

when fighting chunky guys hit them in the upper stomach area near the chest and a little to the sides of thier stomach/rib cage, not very much muscle in those areas and it will leave them gasping for air, then a few fists to the head to knock them down then get on him and start punching the shit out of his stomach. After that you may want to spit in his face just for fun.

:glugglug

oh yea, fat people are slow and get tired very quickly, use it to your advantage.

E.Kant 04-26-2004 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raf1
go fuck him up as soon as you get better. I hate pussies that use others to solve their own problems
Yeah, get him and fuck him

kush 04-26-2004 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
That would be illegal Kush.
Yes it would.

I was asking, not hiring ;)

JamesK 04-26-2004 07:04 AM

:1orglaugh

maxdaname 04-26-2004 07:05 AM

Just drive-by his ass...

pine 08-19-2004 12:53 AM

Hope your face is better now, man. :glugglug

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 08-19-2004 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pine
Hope your face is better now, man. :glugglug
yup




and thanks for the sig bump :321GFY

SomeCreep 08-19-2004 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
well this little cuban bitch who is a minor wouldnt shut the fuck up about wanting to fight me, i told him strait up he is a bitch and im not fucking hittin him being that he is too young and not worth my time to goto jail for... so he leaves... comes back in 10mins with this fucking 6foot 300lb black weight lifter and he just points to me sitting out front of my boys house... comes up to me and fucking punches me in the mouth with like 4 rings on... my blood sprays everywhere, on to my friends car and my lips are now split into 3 peices.. my bottom lip got peirced by my tooth, donno how being all my teeth are there, and my top lip got split into 2 parts.... it was fucking sick... didnt hurt at all though being that i was high... but still... its hurting now... i hate fake ass gangsters, need a bunch of people just to jump someone.... what the fuck... bitches need to learn how to fight on their own... but they each got theirs comming as soon as i fucking heal up.

and as for the fuck who hit me in my mouth ... i got shit planed for his black ass.


here is my stitched up lip...
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3917/stitches.JPG

:feels-hot

Next time, just beat up the kid, and split. Dont wait for his friends.

media 08-19-2004 01:09 AM

this thread is fucking old....

Tofu 08-19-2004 01:10 AM

Yup. A springfield 9mm in your face puts an end to all that "jump" bullshit. Nigguhs mi height dont fight. period.

call mi what you want.

Manowar 08-19-2004 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pine
Hope your face is better now, man. :glugglug
only 4 months late dude :helpme

xlogger 08-19-2004 01:15 AM

I would just shoot that mofo..:feels-hot


but still you got owned. :1orglaugh

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...r666/owned.jpg

Face (o_0) 08-19-2004 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
i was jumped.. not beat up
i think it would take 2 people or more to "jump" someone

and he didnt jump you, you say he walked up to you and punched you


in other words : owned :1orglaugh

show your whole face not just your lip :2 cents:

Face (o_0) 08-19-2004 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
Dude, I just noticed your location. My sympathies.


whats wrong with port st lucie

its a nice quiet place :1orglaugh , has its ghettos like everywhere....

i was down there 2 weeks ago

pine 08-19-2004 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
only 4 months late dude :helpme
:glugglug

fuzebox 08-19-2004 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
you got your ass beat by a 300 pound black man with 4 rings ( evidently he didnt just walk up and punch you if you had time to count all 4 rings )

wht colour socks did he have on?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Alex Xe 08-19-2004 01:49 AM

:(

nap 08-19-2004 02:57 AM

I know this is an old thread and all but your friends just watched some guy walk up and punch you and they did nothing? 300lb black guy and one minor and how many of your friends? We would have jumped him.

Also you were on your friends car right? So why not get the tire iron out of the trunk and crack his fucking head? He attacked you first.


If my boys sat there and watched me get socked, then kicked and did nothing I would be fighting them as well.
:2 cents:

wdsguy 08-19-2004 03:02 AM

move the fuck outta the ghetto bro

cayne 08-19-2004 04:29 AM

tell us what kind of shit you're planing, and pls post pics of the victim.

But yeah, it's more than lame to call "friends" to beat someone else...

Preacher 08-19-2004 04:54 AM

that fucking sucks. looks painful :( :helpme

EviLGuY 08-19-2004 09:16 AM

We should get an after pic or something after 4 months. :1orglaugh

brizzad 08-19-2004 09:19 AM

damn this thread is old


jeff, how's the lip? any scar?

Doctor Dre 08-19-2004 09:22 AM

You should have brought a baseball bat or soemthing ...

M_M 08-19-2004 09:24 AM

seems to me you let it happen to you

Halo18 08-19-2004 09:29 AM

Fuck it, find out where he lives and burn it down. Do some research, find out how to make some napalm, and put it to good use. :2 cents:

...or, at least blow their car up.

ytcracker 08-19-2004 09:33 AM

i like doing the timewarp

Bigdogg 08-19-2004 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
nothing changed you fool...



kid starts shit... kid leaves


comes back 10mins later with some big mother fucker


big fucker hits me in the mouth


kid tries taking shit from there while my mouth is fucked up


they leave..

i drive to hospital


i come home 5hours later

post on gfy..


now :321GFY


If you were in front of your boys house, why didnt they help you out??? If that shit happen to me in front of my boys house, that MR'er would have never left walking thats for sure!!!

Explicit 08-19-2004 10:19 AM

u sure your girlfriend didnt just beat you up?

stocktrader23 08-19-2004 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
nothing changed you fool...



kid starts shit... kid leaves


comes back 10mins later with some big mother fucker


big fucker hits me in the mouth


kid tries taking shit from there while my mouth is fucked up


they leave..

i drive to hospital


i come home 5hours later

post on gfy..


now :321GFY

I assume you were sitting in a chair. When the kid pointed at you and said black guy started to approach you should have stood up and got the chair ready to crack his skull.

Second option would be to kick said black guy square in the chest with both feet giving you enough time to either:

a) Fight like a man
b) Run inside like a wannabe gangsta bitch.

Bigdogg 08-19-2004 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
Whenever a skinny ass mofo leaves after a confrontation, you know he's gonna come back with reinforcement...:2 cents:

1 mofo tried that on me, he came back with 3 big ass gangsta (actually, college boy who want to look like gangsta). they approached me, and told me they were gonna make toothless :(
So, I took out my friend (pic below) and I had them drop them pants and suck each other's cock in front of many people :1orglaugh
That was in Tallahassee, I never went back there, no need to :1orglaugh

http://pdmall.com/gl/mod17.jpg


Now that funny...:thumbsup :thumbsup

NichePay_Manny 08-19-2004 10:24 AM

The best way to handle it I know first hand file charges.Do it the right way.They will have there day in court.Good luck !

ModelPerfect 08-19-2004 11:20 AM

Sucks, man...good luck with the payback

Oncle_Benny 08-19-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ModelPerfect
Sucks, man...good luck with the payback
i think its already done...this thread is sooooo old

xxxoutsourcing 08-19-2004 11:59 AM

:error

Fletch XXX 08-19-2004 12:00 PM

shoot first ask who is later.

bang bang mother fucker yous a dead mother fucker now.

Doctor Dre 08-19-2004 12:02 PM

100 gangstas


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