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04-24-2004, 01:14 PM
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When it rains, it pours
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Escaped Convict (joke of the day)
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and gun and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to the chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then get?s up and goes to the bathroom. While he?s in there, the husband tells to his wife: ?Listen, this guy?s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn?t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed you neck. If he wants sex, don?t resist, don?t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he?ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you?. To which the wife responds: ?He wasn?t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong Honey. I love you too!!?
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04-24-2004, 01:16 PM
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 Haha. Good stuff.
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04-24-2004, 01:34 PM
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lol sounds sore
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04-24-2004, 01:45 PM
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LMAO this guy is definitly OWNED
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04-24-2004, 01:47 PM
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04-24-2004, 01:49 PM
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so fucking owned
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04-24-2004, 01:49 PM
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hahahaha i love it!
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04-24-2004, 01:52 PM
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04-24-2004, 01:53 PM
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this one is REALLY GOOD
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