Here's one GUARANTEED to upset the GFY joke police!

[escorpio]

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

[AMADude]

I thought it was funny.
If the dad were fondling it be sicker.

[boldy]

[stev0]

haha, that's pretty sick... the candy joke was funnier

[alexg]

[jimmyf]

I think it's funny

[Doctor Dre]

Already been posted but still funny

[DreamCumTrue]

[beemk]

i heard that a long time ago, its funny

[cluck]

[gwilkins]