Here's one GUARANTEED to upset the GFY joke police!
 

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

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I thought it was funny.
If the dad were fondling it be sicker.

:eek7

haha, that's pretty sick... the candy joke was funnier

:1orglaugh

I think it's funny

Already been posted but still funny http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/990.gif

:uhoh

i heard that a long time ago, its funny

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:spawn :throwup