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Dwreck · 04-22-2004, 09:36 AM

For Immediate Realease- LightspeedCash is proud to announce the addition of Derek Smout to it?s every growing and expanding staff. After much debate Lightspeed Media concluded it?s deal last night.

Richard Buss aka Rochard Ceo Of Lightspeedcash is more than excited with the move and quoted at the media press release as saying * As much as enjoy Zebra?s knowledge and we he be missed dearly, it great to bring in someone like Derek who at his age posses so much potential, smarts and youthful energy. In no way can Derek replace Zebra nor that was my intention in bringing him in. Actually love Derek so much I put him on the cover of the Rochard Bunny Ranch it?s small but the love is there.*

Steve Lightspeed Owner went on to add *Derek?s duties will span from webmaster support to his fav Rammi?s bitch. The thing with Derek is the Lightspeed girls love him just as much as he does. Here are some pics you can see it in their eyes. So it?s really a good match. I plan to have him set up within the week.*

Teen Jordan and Tiffany Paris

Kinzie Kenner

XXX RAMMI

continued..........

Dwreck · 04-22-2004, 09:37 AM

Steve added *I made Derek sit down with Zebra where he passed on his knowledge*. *Derek is my young jedi I couldn?t have picked a better person myself.* Zebra concludes.

But to work at lightspeed you have to have mad party skills and Chad took Derek on his first milf hunt to welcome him to the team. I know Derek loves girls close to his age or a tad younger so I knew this would test him. As you can see he passed.

If you actually believed this and got this far well haha it?s justa a joke. It no means was any of the above based on fact or truth. I just a have a sicke pervsion withthe Lightspeed girls. hahaha

JFK · 04-22-2004, 09:38 AM

He hehehe Nice

KMR Stitch · 04-22-2004, 09:39 AM

Sig is fucking HUGE

cool pix though.

tony286 · 04-22-2004, 09:39 AM

Congrats on your new job

By the way in that top pic, Richard looks like he could be your dad .lol

MPBWhitney · 04-22-2004, 09:39 AM

LOL... cute D!

tbabe · 04-22-2004, 09:42 AM

congrats

Jimbo · 04-22-2004, 09:44 AM

you seem like a cool guy, funny interview. Stop drinking that much ;)

Rick Latona · 04-22-2004, 09:47 AM

Derrick, drop me an email if you'll be in Atlanta on the 5th of may so I can add you to my party invite.

demented · 04-22-2004, 09:47 AM

That sig is almost as big as my dick. God damn.

Congrats though

Manowar · 04-22-2004, 09:48 AM

Congrats, Lightspeed cash just keeps on rocking

titmowse · 04-22-2004, 09:51 AM

congratulations, Derek!

Raf1 · 04-22-2004, 09:55 AM

congrats

Easton · 04-22-2004, 09:55 AM

to quote Derek: "If you actually believed this and got this far well haha it?s justa a joke. It no means was any of the above based on fact or truth. I just a have a sicke pervsion withthe Lightspeed girls. hahaha "

you guys need to learn how to read... jeezus

Zebra · 04-22-2004, 09:56 AM

Trained you well I have my young padawan learner.
Remember always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
Do or do not, there is no try.
I am your daddy!

punker barbie · 04-22-2004, 09:57 AM

derek you are truely a *funny bunny* wink wink

Dwreck · 04-22-2004, 09:58 AM

Let me repeat that this was just a joke and not based on truth. Hey I have a dream too.

I wont be making Altanta this year Rick but hopefully I will see you in San Diego.

MPBWhitney not as cute as the pic I got of us. hehehe

Jimbo your so right I need to slow down. hehe

Tony404- he is my dad in this industy.

SNG · 04-22-2004, 09:58 AM

cool pix

Jer · 04-22-2004, 10:06 AM

Congrats on the fake job!

Tracy · 04-22-2004, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
to quote Derek: "If you actually believed this and got this far well haha it?s justa a joke. It no means was any of the above based on fact or truth. I just a have a sicke pervsion withthe Lightspeed girls. hahaha "

you guys need to learn how to read... jeezus

Doctor Dre · 04-22-2004, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
to quote Derek: "If you actually believed this and got this far well haha it?s justa a joke. It no means was any of the above based on fact or truth. I just a have a sicke pervsion withthe Lightspeed girls. hahaha "

you guys need to learn how to read... jeezus

All post whores that don't read shit and just answer to make their count post higher.

Miss Shortcake · 04-22-2004, 10:31 AM

Congratulatiions Derek. look forward to seeing you in San Diego and Miami.

Dwreck · 04-22-2004, 10:44 AM

Miss Shortcake do you work for passion profits?

Ironhorse · 04-22-2004, 10:46 AM

Hey Derek congrats! And if you want that Bunnyranch picture a little bit bigger, I'm not insulted by bribes

CDSmith · 04-22-2004, 10:52 AM

Derek, what brand of booze you drinking lately? I want some of it. :D

Nice thread.

Dwreck · 04-22-2004, 11:27 AM

Ironhorse did you design that site? I have some bizness card questions for you.

Cd Smith I'm high on life!! THis is the best industry in the world!

Diva · 04-22-2004, 11:41 AM

You are too funny Derek

PMGames · 04-22-2004, 11:49 AM

hahaha....looking like some people never change....good one Derek! lol.

CyberBachelor · 04-22-2004, 11:57 AM

I can't believe I even too time to read it

PMGames · 04-22-2004, 12:04 PM

hahaha....looking like some people never change....good one Derek! lol.

J-Reel · 04-22-2004, 12:07 PM

Dereks crazy Yo.

Dwreck · 04-22-2004, 01:58 PM

Awesome Pic J-REEL!

PM Games Im looking forward to your magazine hitting the newstands! Any news for me on the marriage? Any lil ones yet?

Dwreck · 04-22-2004, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spread4uDiva
You are too funny Derek

hahaha!! Thanks Diva my icq was lit up like a light bulb today!

Lykos · 04-22-2004, 05:18 PM

Nice,congrats

StuartD · 04-22-2004, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lykos
Nice,congrats

Are you serious?

MetaformX · 04-22-2004, 05:30 PM

Next your gonna tell me that wasent really Steve's Ferrari and house?

Dwreck · 04-22-2004, 06:17 PM

That's my dont give it away look MAsked MAN.

StuartD · 04-22-2004, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ill

That's my dont give it away look MAsked MAN.

hahaha... can't be crossin a bunch'a thugs like that. Mum's the word bro

fletcher · 04-23-2004, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel
Dereks crazy Yo.

Nice pic. Must've been right before I whopped his ass at the bungy run.

RicardoB · 04-23-2004, 12:31 AM

Congratz!

And this reminds me I should start promoting LS again

Wish they would put more hours in a day.

Vitasoy · 04-23-2004, 12:40 AM

Awesome pics, love em LS girls

Dwreck · 04-23-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Must've been right before I whopped his ass at the bungy run.

Are you talking shit Fletcher? OK I admit you kicked my ass. BUt Jordan felt bad for me. SO it all worked out

Here we should hava drink!!

fletcher · 04-23-2004, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ill
Are you talking shit Fletcher? OK I admit you kicked my ass. BUt Jordan felt bad for me. SO it all worked out

Here we should hava drink!!

That Jack led to a rough night.

Pornopat · 04-23-2004, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ill

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Looks like somebody was groping her ass while she was kissing you on the cheek....

Ironhorse · 04-23-2004, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ill
Ironhorse did you design that site? I have some bizness card questions for you.

Cd Smith I'm high on life!! THis is the best industry in the world!

Get in touch man 790728 or email mail0422 AT sexymojo DOT com

Ironhorse · 04-23-2004, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fletcher
That Jack led to a rough night.

I know I was stumbling my way back to the room

Lace · 04-23-2004, 02:14 AM

Some people do really have too much time on their hands.

Dwreck · 04-23-2004, 02:24 AM

Pornopat looks are deciveing that's my brutha Bryan! He was doin his part in warming her up.

zzgundamnzz · 04-23-2004, 02:26 AM

Congrats

sexsup · 04-23-2004, 03:26 AM

Congrats man

04-22-2004, 09:36 AM	#1
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	I am now with LIGHTSPEED CASH!! Press realese and Pics inside For Immediate Realease- LightspeedCash is proud to announce the addition of Derek Smout to it?s every growing and expanding staff. After much debate Lightspeed Media concluded it?s deal last night. Richard Buss aka Rochard Ceo Of Lightspeedcash is more than excited with the move and quoted at the media press release as saying * As much as enjoy Zebra?s knowledge and we he be missed dearly, it great to bring in someone like Derek who at his age posses so much potential, smarts and youthful energy. In no way can Derek replace Zebra nor that was my intention in bringing him in. Actually love Derek so much I put him on the cover of the Rochard Bunny Ranch it?s small but the love is there.* Steve Lightspeed Owner went on to add Derek?s duties will span from webmaster support to his fav Rammi?s bitch. The thing with Derek is the Lightspeed girls love him just as much as he does. Here are some pics you can see it in their eyes. So it?s really a good match. I plan to have him set up within the week. Teen Jordan and Tiffany Paris Kinzie Kenner XXX RAMMI continued.......... __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

04-22-2004, 09:37 AM	#2
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	Steve added I made Derek sit down with Zebra where he passed on his knowledge. Derek is my young jedi I couldn?t have picked a better person myself. Zebra concludes. But to work at lightspeed you have to have mad party skills and Chad took Derek on his first milf hunt to welcome him to the team. I know Derek loves girls close to his age or a tad younger so I knew this would test him. As you can see he passed. If you actually believed this and got this far well haha it?s justa a joke. It no means was any of the above based on fact or truth. I just a have a sicke pervsion withthe Lightspeed girls. hahaha __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

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04-22-2004, 09:58 AM	#17
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	Let me repeat that this was just a joke and not based on truth. Hey I have a dream too. I wont be making Altanta this year Rick but hopefully I will see you in San Diego. MPBWhitney not as cute as the pic I got of us. hehehe Jimbo your so right I need to slow down. hehe Tony404- he is my dad in this industy. __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

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04-22-2004, 10:06 AM	#19
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04-22-2004, 10:31 AM	#22
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04-22-2004, 10:44 AM	#23
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	Miss Shortcake do you work for passion profits? __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

04-22-2004, 10:46 AM	#24
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04-22-2004, 10:52 AM	#25
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04-22-2004, 11:27 AM	#26
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	Ironhorse did you design that site? I have some bizness card questions for you. Cd Smith I'm high on life!! THis is the best industry in the world! __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

04-22-2004, 11:41 AM	#27
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04-22-2004, 11:49 AM	#28
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PMGames Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Philly, PA Posts: 494	hahaha....looking like some people never change....good one Derek! lol. __________________ Paul M. Games

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Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	Awesome Pic J-REEL! PM Games Im looking forward to your magazine hitting the newstands! Any news for me on the marriage? Any lil ones yet? __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

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Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	That's my dont give it away look MAsked MAN. __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

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04-23-2004, 12:40 AM	#41
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