I am now with LIGHTSPEED CASH!! Press realese and Pics inside
 

For Immediate Realease- LightspeedCash is proud to announce the addition of Derek Smout to it?s every growing and expanding staff. After much debate Lightspeed Media concluded it?s deal last night.

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pi...4b/vegas28.jpg

Richard Buss aka Rochard Ceo Of Lightspeedcash is more than excited with the move and quoted at the media press release as saying * As much as enjoy Zebra?s knowledge and we he be missed dearly, it great to bring in someone like Derek who at his age posses so much potential, smarts and youthful energy. In no way can Derek replace Zebra nor that was my intention in bringing him in. Actually love Derek so much I put him on the cover of the Rochard Bunny Ranch it?s small but the love is there.*
http://www.dereksmout.com/bunnyranch.jpg

Steve Lightspeed Owner went on to add *Derek?s duties will span from webmaster support to his fav Rammi?s bitch. The thing with Derek is the Lightspeed girls love him just as much as he does. Here are some pics you can see it in their eyes. So it?s really a good match. I plan to have him set up within the week.*

http://www.dereksmout.com/images/01.jpg
Teen Jordan and Tiffany Paris

http://dereksmout.com/pics/images/derekandnikki.jpg
Kinzie Kenner

http://dereksmout.com/pics/images/ra...RS%20SMOUT.jpg
XXX RAMMI


continued..........

Steve added *I made Derek sit down with Zebra where he passed on his knowledge*. *Derek is my young jedi I couldn?t have picked a better person myself.* Zebra concludes.
http://www.dereksmout.com/chadderek.bmp

But to work at lightspeed you have to have mad party skills and Chad took Derek on his first milf hunt to welcome him to the team. I know Derek loves girls close to his age or a tad younger so I knew this would test him. As you can see he passed.
http://dereksmout.com/pics/images/chadbillieboob.jpg


If you actually believed this and got this far well haha it?s justa a joke. It no means was any of the above based on fact or truth. I just a have a sicke pervsion withthe Lightspeed girls. hahaha

He hehehe Nice :thumbsup

Sig is fucking HUGE

cool pix though.

Congrats on your new job :thumbsup

By the way in that top pic, Richard looks like he could be your dad .lol

LOL... cute D!

congrats :thumbsup

you seem like a cool guy, funny interview. Stop drinking that much ;)

Derrick, drop me an email if you'll be in Atlanta on the 5th of may so I can add you to my party invite.

That sig is almost as big as my dick. God damn.

Congrats though :thumbsup

Congrats, Lightspeed cash just keeps on rocking :thumbsup

congratulations, Derek! :thumbsup

congrats :thumbsup

to quote Derek: "If you actually believed this and got this far well haha it?s justa a joke. It no means was any of the above based on fact or truth. I just a have a sicke pervsion withthe Lightspeed girls. hahaha "


you guys need to learn how to read... jeezus

Trained you well I have my young padawan learner.
Remember always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
Do or do not, there is no try.
I am your daddy!

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

derek you are truely a *funny bunny* wink wink :)

Let me repeat that this was just a joke and not based on truth. Hey I have a dream too.

:thumbsup

I wont be making Altanta this year Rick but hopefully I will see you in San Diego.

MPBWhitney not as cute as the pic I got of us. hehehe

Jimbo your so right I need to slow down. hehe

Tony404- he is my dad in this industy. :)

cool pix

Congrats on the fake job! :thumbsup

:thumbsup

All post whores that don't read shit and just answer to make their count post higher.

Congratulatiions Derek. look forward to seeing you in San Diego and Miami.

Miss Shortcake do you work for passion profits?

Hey Derek congrats! And if you want that Bunnyranch picture a little bit bigger, I'm not insulted by bribes :Graucho

Derek, what brand of booze you drinking lately? I want some of it. :D


Nice thread.

Ironhorse did you design that site? I have some bizness card questions for you.

Cd Smith I'm high on life!! THis is the best industry in the world!

You are too funny Derek :)

hahaha....looking like some people never change....good one Derek! lol.

I can't believe I even too time to read it:(

hahaha....looking like some people never change....good one Derek! lol.

:1orglaugh Dereks crazy Yo.


http://www.machinemaidens.com/phoeni...images/272.jpg

Awesome Pic J-REEL!

PM Games Im looking forward to your magazine hitting the newstands! Any news for me on the marriage? Any lil ones yet?

hahaha!! Thanks Diva my icq was lit up like a light bulb today!

Nice,congrats:thumbsup

Are you serious?

Next your gonna tell me that wasent really Steve's Ferrari and house?

http://www.dereksmout.com/images/grimvoodonasty.jpg


That's my dont give it away look MAsked MAN.


:)

hahaha... can't be crossin a bunch'a thugs like that. Mum's the word bro :winkwink:

:1orglaugh Nice pic. Must've been right before I whopped his ass at the bungy run.

Congratz!

And this reminds me I should start promoting LS again :)

Wish they would put more hours in a day.

Awesome pics, love em LS girls :)

Are you talking shit Fletcher? OK I admit you kicked my ass. BUt Jordan felt bad for me. SO it all worked out
http://www.dereksmout.com/images/05.jpg


Here we should hava drink!!

http://www.dereksmout.com/images/flectherdrinkin.JPG

That Jack led to a rough night.

Looks like somebody was groping her ass while she was kissing you on the cheek....

Get in touch man 790728 or email mail0422 AT sexymojo DOT com

I know I was stumbling my way back to the room :1orglaugh

Some people do really have too much time on their hands.:1orglaugh

Pornopat looks are deciveing that's my brutha Bryan! He was doin his part in warming her up.

http://www.dereksmout.com/images/Byrany.JPG

Congrats :)

Congrats man :drinkup