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Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 03:18 PM

I spend way too fucking much... close to $2k in 10 days....

should he be the same guy that does your taxes (bookkeeper)?
if not how do I find them? how much do they charge? etc...

Anyone have 1?

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 03:24 PM

bump no one?

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 03:31 PM

Make more money. There is your financial planning advice.

Or call companies like Freedom 55 Financial - they've got lots of staff Financial Security Advisors.

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
Make more money. There is your financial planning advice.

Or call companies like Freedom 55 Financial - they've got lots of staff Financial Security Advisors.

I'm not in financial trouble you numbnut...
I just want to save more money than spend it on shit.

hetomito · 04-20-2004, 03:34 PM

I wish I could help but I can't.. sorry.

Juicy D. Links · 04-20-2004, 03:35 PM

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

I'm not in financial trouble you numbnut...
I just want to save more money than spend it on shit.

Then stop spending money on stupid shit. You want a financial planner to charge you money to tell you to stop spending? Brilliant, simply brilliant.

username · 04-20-2004, 03:38 PM

hire me i'll become a financial planner, seriously.

Abyss_Vee · 04-20-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks

Then stop spending money on stupid shit. You want a financial planner to charge you money to tell you to stop spending? Brilliant, simply brilliant.

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by username
hire me i'll become a financial planner, seriously.

ya alright
give me your phone number and account info and ill wire you some money first thing tommorow morning.

newbreed · 04-20-2004, 03:45 PM

It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?

escsweb · 04-20-2004, 03:45 PM

Best thing for you to do since I can only assume you are 18-19 is setup a Roth IRA. if you put the max in until you retire you will have millions over tax free

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?

how old are you?

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by escsweb
Best thing for you to do since I can only assume you are 18-19 is setup a Roth IRA. if you put the max in until you retire you will have millions over tax free

darn if I only knew what's roth IRA...

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?

I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks

I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance

your mom only gives you only lunch money huh?

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

darn if I only knew what's roth IRA...

http://www.fairmark.com/rothira/

n00b.

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

your mom only gives you only lunch money huh?

Not even, I usually just beat up punks like you for their lunch money on my way to the office.

newbreed · 04-20-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

how old are you?

28

newbreed · 04-20-2004, 03:58 PM

While we're at it, how old are you?

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
While we're at it, how old are you?

19...
you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

19...
you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

He had a financial planner - so at his age he's a millionaire now; and you're still small time. Pay my 5k retainer and I'll make you a millionaire by his age too.

Chaldoray · 04-20-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

19...
you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks

He had a financial planner - so at his age he's a millionaire now; and you're still small time. Pay my 5k retainer and I'll make you a millionaire by his age too.

dude go to your 9-5 job please. you are getting to me.
shut up!

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

dude go to your 9-5 job please. you are getting to me.
shut up!

It's 8pm here - now I'm enjoying my hobbie - getting paid 2k/week to annoy the shit outta you.

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks

It's 8pm here - now I'm enjoying my hobbie - getting paid 2k/week to annoy the shit outta you.

I feel sorry for you and your cubical.

Adultnet · 04-20-2004, 04:15 PM

On what do you spend your cash im sure we can give you some tips on the board ????

SR · 04-20-2004, 04:17 PM

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

I feel sorry for you and your cubical.

Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Adultnet
On what do you spend your cash im sure we can give you some tips on the board ????

TaDoW · 04-20-2004, 04:19 PM

a good one is going to cost you on the order of a cpa .. somewhere between $100 and $250 per hour ... but like I've found with my CPAs ... they're worth their weight in gold, and that expense becomes a tiny investment in what usually is a great reward.

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks

Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.

******....

english is my 3rd language.

AndrewKanuck · 04-20-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

******.... english is my 3rd language.

Okay, thanks for clearing that up - now where is my pizza?

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks

Okay, thanks for clearing that up - now where is my pizza?

in your ass you fat fuck.

Fenris · 04-20-2004, 04:24 PM

For only $11.17 your problems are history - see link
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...829670-0979053

bye Fenris

Adultnet · 04-20-2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
a good one is going to cost you on the order of a cpa .. somewhere between $100 and $250 per hour ... but like I've found with my CPAs ... they're worth their weight in gold, and that expense becomes a tiny investment in what usually is a great reward.

Offcurse but they advice to companies etc.. ?

TaDoW · 04-20-2004, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Adultnet

Offcurse but they advice to companies etc.. ?

shit yeah =)

beemk · 04-20-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks

I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance

04-20-2004, 04:59 PM

what did you spend it on?

I can easily do 2k a week but then I wouldn't be able to save much

here is my advice, try to save at least 50% of what you make, you are very lucky that you live with your parents (which I assume you do).

I got a very healthy bank account for my age and it keeps on getting bigger as I look into some investments.

so once again, what did you spend it on?

TheGoldenChild · 04-20-2004, 05:18 PM

I have one of the best guys in the Financial Planning industr handles all of the money for some BIG adult big wigs as well as Some major rock and roll bands

You must have a minimun $200,000 to invest- he makes roughly 2.5% annually I believe on your growth

ChumpChange · 04-20-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Oracle Porn · 04-20-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
what did you spend it on?

I can easily do 2k a week but then I wouldn't be able to save much

here is my advice, try to save at least 50% of what you make, you are very lucky that you live with your parents (which I assume you do).

I got a very healthy bank account for my age and it keeps on getting bigger as I look into some investments.

so once again, what did you spend it on?

Food, going out, gym.

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Nismo · 04-20-2004, 05:29 PM

I spend more than $2k on underwear

newsdude · 04-20-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks

Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.

CUBICAL? Sounds like the name of a techno band... kinda like ORBITAL

dunefield · 04-20-2004, 05:34 PM

i think more than anything he just wanted to brag he spent 2k in 10 days...

Mr. Marks · 04-20-2004, 05:51 PM

Sounds like a good idea specially if you are building capital for your financial future. You can't start too early. Its actually smarter to start now before your 20s so by the time you're in your 40's you will be very comfortable financially.

newbreed · 04-20-2004, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

19...
you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

Who the fuck said anything about 20K? You said 2K in 10 days. I used to spend 2K in 3 or 4 days, it's not hard to do when you run a successful, profitable company.

wdsguy · 04-20-2004, 06:08 PM

cut up your credit cards dumbass

newbreed · 04-20-2004, 06:22 PM

Where did he go?

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