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Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 03:18 PM

Need a financial planner....
 
I spend way too fucking much... close to $2k in 10 days....

should he be the same guy that does your taxes (bookkeeper)?
if not how do I find them? how much do they charge? etc...

Anyone have 1?

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 03:24 PM

bump no one?

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 03:31 PM

Make more money. There is your financial planning advice.

Or call companies like Freedom 55 Financial - they've got lots of staff Financial Security Advisors.

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
Make more money. There is your financial planning advice.

Or call companies like Freedom 55 Financial - they've got lots of staff Financial Security Advisors.

I'm not in financial trouble you numbnut...
I just want to save more money than spend it on shit.

hetomito 04-20-2004 03:34 PM

I wish I could help but I can't.. sorry.

Juicy D. Links 04-20-2004 03:35 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


I'm not in financial trouble you numbnut...
I just want to save more money than spend it on shit.

Then stop spending money on stupid shit. You want a financial planner to charge you money to tell you to stop spending? Brilliant, simply brilliant.

username 04-20-2004 03:38 PM

hire me i'll become a financial planner, seriously.

Abyss_Vee 04-20-2004 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks


Then stop spending money on stupid shit. You want a financial planner to charge you money to tell you to stop spending? Brilliant, simply brilliant.

:1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by username
hire me i'll become a financial planner, seriously.
ya alright
give me your phone number and account info and ill wire you some money first thing tommorow morning.

newbreed 04-20-2004 03:45 PM

It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?

escsweb 04-20-2004 03:45 PM

Best thing for you to do since I can only assume you are 18-19 is setup a Roth IRA. if you put the max in until you retire you will have millions over tax free

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?
how old are you?

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by escsweb
Best thing for you to do since I can only assume you are 18-19 is setup a Roth IRA. if you put the max in until you retire you will have millions over tax free
darn if I only knew what's roth IRA...

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
It takes you 10 days to spend a measly 2k?
I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks


I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance

your mom only gives you only lunch money huh?

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


darn if I only knew what's roth IRA...

http://www.fairmark.com/rothira/

n00b.

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


your mom only gives you only lunch money huh?

Not even, I usually just beat up punks like you for their lunch money on my way to the office.

newbreed 04-20-2004 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


how old are you?

28

newbreed 04-20-2004 03:58 PM

While we're at it, how old are you?

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by newbreed
While we're at it, how old are you?
19...
you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


19...
you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

He had a financial planner - so at his age he's a millionaire now; and you're still small time. Pay my 5k retainer and I'll make you a millionaire by his age too. :1orglaugh

Chaldoray 04-20-2004 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


19...
you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks


He had a financial planner - so at his age he's a millionaire now; and you're still small time. Pay my 5k retainer and I'll make you a millionaire by his age too. :1orglaugh

dude go to your 9-5 job please. you are getting to me.
shut up!

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


dude go to your 9-5 job please. you are getting to me.
shut up!

It's 8pm here - now I'm enjoying my hobbie - getting paid 2k/week to annoy the shit outta you. :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks


It's 8pm here - now I'm enjoying my hobbie - getting paid 2k/week to annoy the shit outta you. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh I feel sorry for you and your cubical.

Adultnet 04-20-2004 04:15 PM

On what do you spend your cash im sure we can give you some tips on the board ????

SR 04-20-2004 04:17 PM

:1orglaugh

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


:1orglaugh I feel sorry for you and your cubical.

Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Adultnet
On what do you spend your cash im sure we can give you some tips on the board ????
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TaDoW 04-20-2004 04:19 PM

a good one is going to cost you on the order of a cpa .. somewhere between $100 and $250 per hour ... but like I've found with my CPAs ... they're worth their weight in gold, and that expense becomes a tiny investment in what usually is a great reward.

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks


Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.

******....:1orglaugh english is my 3rd language.

AndrewKanuck 04-20-2004 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


******....:1orglaugh english is my 3rd language.

Okay, thanks for clearing that up - now where is my pizza?

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks


Okay, thanks for clearing that up - now where is my pizza?

in your ass you fat fuck.

Fenris 04-20-2004 04:24 PM

For only $11.17 your problems are history - see link
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...829670-0979053
:1orglaugh

bye Fenris

Adultnet 04-20-2004 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
a good one is going to cost you on the order of a cpa .. somewhere between $100 and $250 per hour ... but like I've found with my CPAs ... they're worth their weight in gold, and that expense becomes a tiny investment in what usually is a great reward.
Offcurse but they advice to companies etc.. ?

TaDoW 04-20-2004 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Adultnet


Offcurse but they advice to companies etc.. ?

shit yeah =)

beemk 04-20-2004 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks


I'm suprised his mom gives him that big of an allowance

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

buddyjuf 04-20-2004 04:59 PM

what did you spend it on?

I can easily do 2k a week but then I wouldn't be able to save much :glugglug



here is my advice, try to save at least 50% of what you make, you are very lucky that you live with your parents (which I assume you do).



I got a very healthy bank account for my age and it keeps on getting bigger as I look into some investments.


so once again, what did you spend it on?

TheGoldenChild 04-20-2004 05:18 PM

I have one of the best guys in the Financial Planning industr handles all of the money for some BIG adult big wigs as well as Some major rock and roll bands

You must have a minimun $200,000 to invest- he makes roughly 2.5% annually I believe on your growth

ChumpChange 04-20-2004 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 04-20-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
what did you spend it on?

I can easily do 2k a week but then I wouldn't be able to save much :glugglug



here is my advice, try to save at least 50% of what you make, you are very lucky that you live with your parents (which I assume you do).



I got a very healthy bank account for my age and it keeps on getting bigger as I look into some investments.


so once again, what did you spend it on?

Food, going out, gym.

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Nismo 04-20-2004 05:29 PM

I spend more than $2k on underwear :(

newsdude 04-20-2004 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks


Cubical? You mean cubicle? Skipped english class today young man? Now get to work and deliver my pizza, I need food for the hockey game.

CUBICAL? Sounds like the name of a techno band... kinda like ORBITAL :winkwink: :1orglaugh

dunefield 04-20-2004 05:34 PM

i think more than anything he just wanted to brag he spent 2k in 10 days...

Mr. Marks 04-20-2004 05:51 PM

Sounds like a good idea specially if you are building capital for your financial future. You can't start too early. Its actually smarter to start now before your 20s so by the time you're in your 40's you will be very comfortable financially.

newbreed 04-20-2004 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


19...
you were spending $20/week when you were my age so stfu.

Who the fuck said anything about 20K? You said 2K in 10 days. I used to spend 2K in 3 or 4 days, it's not hard to do when you run a successful, profitable company.

wdsguy 04-20-2004 06:08 PM

cut up your credit cards dumbass

newbreed 04-20-2004 06:22 PM

Where did he go?


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