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TheLegacy · 04-19-2004, 10:48 AM

Walking into the bar, Jeff said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Jeff replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under that bed you little chicken shit!"

=^..^= · 04-19-2004, 10:49 AM

heehee so true
power of the pussy

AndrewKanuck · 04-19-2004, 10:49 AM

jhauser · 04-19-2004, 10:50 AM

We all know who's in charge.

eiht_98 · 04-19-2004, 10:50 AM

lol....so true

cool1 · 04-19-2004, 10:51 AM

Sometimes that is the best place to hide.
Kitchen cupboards work good too!

MarkTiarra · 04-19-2004, 10:51 AM

Sounds like she needs to be Dukasized!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 04-19-2004, 10:51 AM

Thats what I am talking about

Sarah_Jayne · 04-19-2004, 10:52 AM

lol

Firehorse · 04-19-2004, 10:54 AM

Man has his will and woman has her way!

nosey · 04-19-2004, 10:56 AM

Babagirls · 04-19-2004, 10:58 AM

nice!

Major (Tom) · 04-19-2004, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkTiarra
Sounds like she needs to be Dukasized!

Some Dukesized chick
lol
DS

TheLegacy · 04-19-2004, 11:00 AM

pornguy · 04-19-2004, 11:03 AM

For god so loved the world that he created pussy, and siad that it is good.

Then all hell broke loose!

Best hiding place is in her closet under the shoes. She will never find you!

JUSTB · 04-19-2004, 11:06 AM

LOL!!!

JFK · 04-19-2004, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheLegacy

I see you are pussywhipped, just like the rest of them

TheLegacy · 04-19-2004, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy

Best hiding place is in her closet under the shoes. She will never find you!

Her clothing closet??!!?? what an amazing idea - shit she doesnt go in there at all - just buys new clothes for next week and leaves them in the bag till she wants them.

High Quality · 04-19-2004, 11:12 AM

Ut oh, will I blow up cuz I read this and I'm not married?

TheLegacy · 04-19-2004, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
Ut oh, will I blow up cuz I read this and I'm not married?

be warned - run now before you get hitched

reynold · 04-19-2004, 08:11 PM

That was great! Thanks for the advice!

ArikaAmes · 04-19-2004, 08:27 PM

Wow, that story ended differently than I had thought it would.
I LIKE it!

pimplink · 04-20-2004, 01:58 AM

That certainly is a nice thought to remember in times of need! Nice one!

nnk · 04-20-2004, 05:21 AM

so true

FunForOne · 04-20-2004, 06:19 AM

funny!

michel · 04-20-2004, 06:22 AM

WebTitan · 04-20-2004, 06:24 AM

TheLegacy · 04-20-2004, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JFK
I see you are pussywhipped, just like the rest of them

Thats about as close to pussy as I am going to get in a while - so get it anyway you can - including being "whipped"

Doctor Dre · 04-20-2004, 06:33 AM

Ok ... OWNED

myjah · 04-20-2004, 07:00 AM

that's how most marriages actually function - good to know the husband is honest

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