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Walking into the bar, Jeff said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Jeff replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under that bed you little chicken shit!"

heehee so true
power of the pussy :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh We all know who's in charge.

lol....so true

:1orglaugh Sometimes that is the best place to hide.
Kitchen cupboards work good too! :1orglaugh

Sounds like she needs to be Dukasized!

Thats what I am talking about :evil-laug

lol :1orglaugh

Man has his will and woman has her way! :1orglaugh

heh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

nice!

Some Dukesized chick
lol
DS

For god so loved the world that he created pussy, and siad that it is good.

Then all hell broke loose!



Best hiding place is in her closet under the shoes. She will never find you!

:Graucho

LOL!!!:1orglaugh

I see you are pussywhipped, just like the rest of them :1orglaugh

Her clothing closet??!!?? what an amazing idea - shit she doesnt go in there at all - just buys new clothes for next week and leaves them in the bag till she wants them.

Ut oh, will I blow up cuz I read this and I'm not married?

be warned - run now before you get hitched

That was great! Thanks for the advice! :Graucho

Wow, that story ended differently than I had thought it would.
I LIKE it!:1orglaugh

That certainly is a nice thought to remember in times of need! Nice one!

:1orglaugh so true

funny!

:1orglaugh

lol :1orglaugh

Thats about as close to pussy as I am going to get in a while - so get it anyway you can - including being "whipped" :Graucho :1orglaugh

Ok ... OWNED

that's how most marriages actually function - good to know the husband is honest :winkwink: