How many times have girls you fucked told you "I'm late this month"? - GoFuckYourself.com

BRISK · 01-12-2004, 08:34 PM

Share your "oh shit, what if my girlfriend is pregnant" stories here

axelcat · 01-12-2004, 08:38 PM

Thats a scary feeling

clubsexy · 01-12-2004, 08:38 PM

Just went through it for the last month. She started yesterday morning.

BRISK · 01-12-2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by clubsexy
Just went through it for the last month. She started yesterday morning.

Her period was a month late?

Spunky · 01-12-2004, 08:42 PM

3 abortions later and a lot of sweat

seven · 01-12-2004, 08:42 PM

Quite a few times, never became worried thou cos always knew girls like to scare and be scared over nothing but am married now so doesn't even matter anymore, as the matter of fact, my wife's now 5 1/2 months late and very happy about it

eroswebmaster · 01-12-2004, 08:42 PM

reminds me of that Chris Rock routine about who the biggest liars are...he says men lie more often...but women tell bigger lies.

Examples would be...a man would say "I gotta work late," and then hang out with the boys...a woman would say..."It's your baby."

Shoehorn! · 01-12-2004, 08:43 PM

It wouldn't scare me really, it would kind of give me an anxiety feeling. Kind of like excitement, but I wasn't really excited about it. I dunno, maybe it never went long enough to REALLY set in what might be happening. Oh well.

MadCap · 01-12-2004, 08:43 PM

Too many and they were all full of shit lying bitches.

It allways happens when you tell them you dont want to see them anymore

Head · 01-12-2004, 08:54 PM

Too many times but if i heard it now i wouldn't mind!

Ben-MensNiche · 01-12-2004, 08:55 PM

2 girls have told me that in my life, and it didn't worry me, actually, I was kind of happy about it in a way...turned out to be false alarms in both cases though sadly

tony286 · 01-12-2004, 08:55 PM

None I use condoms

Peter Romero · 01-12-2004, 09:08 PM

How many times have you fucked a girl after just meeting her and she lies and says: "I normally don't do this, but..."

Yeah, right WHATEVER BITCH... that was the best blow job I've ever had and my cock slid into your asshole like hot melted butter throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!!

beemk · 01-12-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
None I use condoms

me too but condoms can break break. i've had about 3 different crazy bitches tell me the story.

beemk · 01-12-2004, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
How many times have you fucked a girl after just meeting her and she lies and says: "I normally don't do this, but..."

Yeah, right WHATEVER BITCH... that was the best blow job I've ever had and my cock slid into your asshole like hot melted butter throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!!

i thought i was just special... lol. never trust any women.

Tala · 01-12-2004, 09:24 PM

Only once, but it wasn't mine.

beergood · 01-12-2004, 09:27 PM

A few. One girl I dated would tell me every day after she was late that she was. Fucking scary.

ModelPerfect · 01-12-2004, 11:46 PM

Too many times. Hey ladies, if you're 3 hours late, how about sweatin it a little while before worrying us? There's really no need to plan the wedding/abortion until sufficient time has passed that there's actually reason to worry.

Paul P · 01-13-2004, 01:29 AM

happened to me way too many times

TheEnforcer · 01-13-2004, 08:58 AM

Only once thank god and it was with the lady who eventually became my wife. She was FAR more freaked out than I was.

rooster · 01-13-2004, 09:01 AM

id say vesectomy is the answer. Might as well if you dont want kids and like to fuck alot of chicks.

Then when the girl says its your kid, then you can laugh in her face and tell her to fuck off.

Raf1 · 01-13-2004, 09:36 AM

I've heard it a few times, but only as a joke. If my girlfriend told me that seriously, I'd have to shoot myself... Wrong girl, wrong timing...

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-13-2004, 09:43 AM

I told a guy i was pregnant once, he put a gun to my head , beat me around a bit and said he was going to give me an abortion himself. I left quietly and made a few phone calls...fucking pussy that he was could only beat on preggo girls. Needless to say the pussy got his ass beat severely and ended up shooting himself and leaving my kid a big ass chunk of change. 14 yearslater i got a rocking kid and didnt have to kill the fucker myself..whew

So fuck you guys that HATE on woman so much..there are just as many lying stinking rotten fucking assholes that are men as there are women..get over it boys.

strobi · 01-13-2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I told a guy i was pregnant once, he put a gun to my head , beat me around a bit and said he was going to give me an abortion himself. I left quietly and made a few phone calls...fucking pussy that he was could only beat on preggo girls. Needless to say the pussy got his ass beat severely and ended up shooting himself and leaving my kid a big ass chunk of change. 14 yearslater i got a rocking kid and didnt have to kill the fucker myself..whew

So fuck you guys that HATE on woman so much..there are just as many lying stinking rotten fucking assholes that are men as there are women..get over it boys.

sad story

strobi · 01-13-2004, 09:48 AM

Happened to me once with my current GF. Scared her so mutch and now she's taking her pill like clockwork

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-13-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by strobi

sad story

not really, I'm not traumatized nor has my son ever had to meet the psycho fuck. He shot his own self cause he couldnt live with all his evil doings (and they were very evil). This asshole had two life insurance policies out on his ex wives unbeknownst to them. He was planning on killing them as I am sure he was me...

His last words to me were "get out of here C_U_N_T, go call your army, i'll be waiting"...hahahahahahahah. those words got him several broken bones and a stay in the hosptial... he never fucked with me after that. I guess my army was better than his.

I only posted this to show some of you woman haters the other side .

sheldonjuan · 01-13-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
me too but condoms can break break. i've had about 3 different crazy bitches tell me the story.

condoms can break, thats why you need to use them in addition to personal gel!

PrivateIvy · 01-13-2004, 02:01 PM

I think a few have shared that they were late...WOOHOO!!! that meant an extra week of tongue play each month

Ivy

PattyeCake* · 01-13-2004, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy
How many times have you fucked a girl after just meeting her and she lies and says: "I normally don't do this, but..."

Yeah, right WHATEVER BITCH... that was the best blow job I've ever had and my cock slid into your asshole like hot melted butter throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!!

DAYUM!!

brizzad · 01-13-2004, 02:09 PM

3 girls have told me that

1 was joking

1 really was late, but then it came

and.. as for the other girl.. My Daughter's a year and a half, and I wouldn't give her away for anything

jimthefiend · 01-13-2004, 02:11 PM

once, and a few months later my daughter was born

pink_in_the_middle · 01-13-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Share your "oh shit, what if my girlfriend is pregnant" stories here

"Topic: How many times have girls you fucked told you "I'm late this month"?"

Three times, and I wasn't lying lol.
2 boys and a girl

ytcracker · 01-13-2004, 02:18 PM

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loverboy · 01-13-2004, 02:20 PM

scary, been there once.

Micah - Drizunk · 01-13-2004, 02:23 PM

never, i run the fuck out pants down afterwards.

Peter Romero · 01-13-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by PattyeCake*

DAYUM!!

No disrespect girls... cept I just hate liars. I'm a slut and proud, why can't they just admit it - we'd prolly still give em some dick.

Matt M · 01-13-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy
How many times have you fucked a girl after just meeting her and she lies and says: "I normally don't do this, but..."

Yeah, right WHATEVER BITCH... that was the best blow job I've ever had and my cock slid into your asshole like hot melted butter throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!!

LOL.....

Jay3 · 01-13-2004, 02:32 PM

All I am going to say is that I have gone through it before....I think just about every man has had a scare at one time or another.

Meta Ridley · 01-13-2004, 03:13 PM

Going thru it rite now - she competely missed it this month.

But i dont see how she could be preg, shes on the pill and I pull out.

Danny_C · 01-13-2004, 03:34 PM

That's happened once. Turned out she was pregnant.

AmeliaG · 01-13-2004, 03:36 PM

Quick lesson on female anatomy:

Things like stress, diet, or changing her circle of female friends or sexual activities can impact a woman's cycle.

This does not mean she is lying when she says she is late. Being late does not = being pregnant. Bleeding late does not = wanting to bear your child.

pornstar2pac · 04-19-2004, 04:35 AM

40 sluts have tole me that

nnk · 04-19-2004, 05:28 AM

many times

Babagirls · 04-19-2004, 05:31 AM

ive said it alot-but then i relized that i have a hormonal inbalance: basically, i have the sex drive of a guy

fuckin right!!!

Jer · 04-19-2004, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by seven
Quite a few times, never became worried thou cos always knew girls like to scare and be scared over nothing but am married now so doesn't even matter anymore, as the matter of fact, my wife's now 5 1/2 months late and very happy about it

Congrats!

Nicky · 04-19-2004, 05:43 AM

Has accually only happened 2 times......

Jakke PNG · 04-19-2004, 05:43 AM

1, my girlfriend. Goddamn I was scared for a few days, and we went back to condoms IMMEDIATELY after that.

Webasic · 04-19-2004, 05:46 AM

I've had it happen 4-5 times...generally happened when I'd tell them I didn't want anything to do with them. Then they'd get a psycho and come up with that BS.

what can I expect though with the pipe I lay

SS396chevelleSS · 04-19-2004, 05:48 AM

only 7 of them this month

the_wizz · 04-19-2004, 05:56 AM

Just once when she told me we were expecting our daughter.... (it was my wife....)

01-12-2004, 08:34 PM	#1
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	How many times have girls you fucked told you "I'm late this month"? Share your "oh shit, what if my girlfriend is pregnant" stories here __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

01-12-2004, 08:38 PM	#3
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01-12-2004, 08:42 PM	#6
seven Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: LaLa Land Posts: 2,697	Quite a few times, never became worried thou cos always knew girls like to scare and be scared over nothing but am married now so doesn't even matter anymore, as the matter of fact, my wife's now 5 1/2 months late and very happy about it __________________ Toy Rev Rouge Web Design

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	reminds me of that Chris Rock routine about who the biggest liars are...he says men lie more often...but women tell bigger lies. Examples would be...a man would say "I gotta work late," and then hang out with the boys...a woman would say..."It's your baby." __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

01-12-2004, 08:38 PM	#2
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	Thats a scary feeling

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Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	It wouldn't scare me really, it would kind of give me an anxiety feeling. Kind of like excitement, but I wasn't really excited about it. I dunno, maybe it never went long enough to REALLY set in what might be happening. Oh well.

01-12-2004, 08:43 PM	#9
MadCap Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 137771650 Minneapolis MN Posts: 2,357	Too many and they were all full of shit lying bitches. It allways happens when you tell them you dont want to see them anymore

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Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	Too many times but if i heard it now i wouldn't mind! __________________

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Ben-MensNiche Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Victoria, BC, Canada Posts: 726	2 girls have told me that in my life, and it didn't worry me, actually, I was kind of happy about it in a way...turned out to be false alarms in both cases though sadly __________________ ICQ: 310539245 Email: [email protected]

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01-12-2004, 09:27 PM	#17
beergood Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: United States Posts: 2,918	A few. One girl I dated would tell me every day after she was late that she was. Fucking scary.

01-12-2004, 11:46 PM	#18
ModelPerfect Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,862	Too many times. Hey ladies, if you're 3 hours late, how about sweatin it a little while before worrying us? There's really no need to plan the wedding/abortion until sufficient time has passed that there's actually reason to worry. __________________ Logan modelperfect [at] gmail.com http://www.modelperfect.com (Proudly hosted at www.webair.com )

01-13-2004, 01:29 AM	#19
Paul P Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 202	happened to me way too many times

01-13-2004, 08:58 AM	#20
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01-13-2004, 09:01 AM	#21
rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	id say vesectomy is the answer. Might as well if you dont want kids and like to fuck alot of chicks. Then when the girl says its your kid, then you can laugh in her face and tell her to fuck off. __________________ Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

01-13-2004, 09:36 AM	#22
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	I've heard it a few times, but only as a joke. If my girlfriend told me that seriously, I'd have to shoot myself... Wrong girl, wrong timing...

01-13-2004, 09:43 AM	#23
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I told a guy i was pregnant once, he put a gun to my head , beat me around a bit and said he was going to give me an abortion himself. I left quietly and made a few phone calls...fucking pussy that he was could only beat on preggo girls. Needless to say the pussy got his ass beat severely and ended up shooting himself and leaving my kid a big ass chunk of change. 14 yearslater i got a rocking kid and didnt have to kill the fucker myself..whew So fuck you guys that HATE on woman so much..there are just as many lying stinking rotten fucking assholes that are men as there are women..get over it boys.

01-13-2004, 09:48 AM	#25
strobi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Belgium Posts: 7,383	Happened to me once with my current GF. Scared her so mutch and now she's taking her pill like clockwork

01-13-2004, 02:01 PM	#28
PrivateIvy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,257	I think a few have shared that they were late...WOOHOO!!! that meant an extra week of tongue play each month Ivy

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	3 girls have told me that 1 was joking 1 really was late, but then it came and.. as for the other girl.. My Daughter's a year and a half, and I wouldn't give her away for anything

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jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	once, and a few months later my daughter was born

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01-13-2004, 02:20 PM	#34
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01-13-2004, 02:32 PM	#38
Jay3 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego California Posts: 246	All I am going to say is that I have gone through it before....I think just about every man has had a scare at one time or another.

01-13-2004, 03:13 PM	#39
Meta Ridley Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The land of ruleface and kickass Posts: 3,433	Going thru it rite now - she competely missed it this month. But i dont see how she could be preg, shes on the pill and I pull out. __________________ [email protected]

01-13-2004, 03:34 PM	#40
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	That's happened once. Turned out she was pregnant.

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AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,565	Quick lesson on female anatomy: Things like stress, diet, or changing her circle of female friends or sexual activities can impact a woman's cycle. This does not mean she is lying when she says she is late. Being late does not = being pregnant. Bleeding late does not = wanting to bear your child. __________________ GFY Hall of Famer AltStar Hall of Famer Blue Blood's SpookyCash.com Babe photography portfolio

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