How many times have girls you fucked told you "I'm late this month"?
 

Share your "oh shit, what if my girlfriend is pregnant" stories here

Thats a scary feeling

Just went through it for the last month. She started yesterday morning.

Her period was a month late?

3 abortions later and a lot of sweat :(

Quite a few times, never became worried thou cos always knew girls like to scare and be scared over nothing but am married now so doesn't even matter anymore, as the matter of fact, my wife's now 5 1/2 months late and very happy about it :)

reminds me of that Chris Rock routine about who the biggest liars are...he says men lie more often...but women tell bigger lies.

Examples would be...a man would say "I gotta work late," and then hang out with the boys...a woman would say..."It's your baby."

It wouldn't scare me really, it would kind of give me an anxiety feeling. Kind of like excitement, but I wasn't really excited about it. I dunno, maybe it never went long enough to REALLY set in what might be happening. Oh well.

Too many and they were all full of shit lying bitches.


It allways happens when you tell them you dont want to see them anymore

Too many times but if i heard it now i wouldn't mind!

2 girls have told me that in my life, and it didn't worry me, actually, I was kind of happy about it in a way...turned out to be false alarms in both cases though sadly

None I use condoms

How many times have you fucked a girl after just meeting her and she lies and says: "I normally don't do this, but..."

Yeah, right WHATEVER BITCH... that was the best blow job I've ever had and my cock slid into your asshole like hot melted butter throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!!

me too but condoms can break break. i've had about 3 different crazy bitches tell me the story.

i thought i was just special... lol. never trust any women.

Only once, but it wasn't mine. :glugglug

A few. One girl I dated would tell me every day after she was late that she was. Fucking scary.

Too many times. Hey ladies, if you're 3 hours late, how about sweatin it a little while before worrying us? There's really no need to plan the wedding/abortion until sufficient time has passed that there's actually reason to worry. :glugglug

happened to me way too many times

Only once thank god and it was with the lady who eventually became my wife. She was FAR more freaked out than I was.

id say vesectomy is the answer. Might as well if you dont want kids and like to fuck alot of chicks.

Then when the girl says its your kid, then you can laugh in her face and tell her to fuck off.

I've heard it a few times, but only as a joke. If my girlfriend told me that seriously, I'd have to shoot myself... Wrong girl, wrong timing...

I told a guy i was pregnant once, he put a gun to my head , beat me around a bit and said he was going to give me an abortion himself. I left quietly and made a few phone calls...fucking pussy that he was could only beat on preggo girls. Needless to say the pussy got his ass beat severely and ended up shooting himself and leaving my kid a big ass chunk of change. 14 yearslater i got a rocking kid and didnt have to kill the fucker myself..whew

So fuck you guys that HATE on woman so much..there are just as many lying stinking rotten fucking assholes that are men as there are women..get over it boys.

:( sad story

Happened to me once with my current GF. Scared her so mutch and now she's taking her pill like clockwork:thumbsup

not really, I'm not traumatized nor has my son ever had to meet the psycho fuck. He shot his own self cause he couldnt live with all his evil doings (and they were very evil). This asshole had two life insurance policies out on his ex wives unbeknownst to them. He was planning on killing them as I am sure he was me...

His last words to me were "get out of here C_U_N_T, go call your army, i'll be waiting"...hahahahahahahah. those words got him several broken bones and a stay in the hosptial... he never fucked with me after that. I guess my army was better than his.

I only posted this to show some of you woman haters the other side .

condoms can break, thats why you need to use them in addition to personal gel!:2 cents:

I think a few have shared that they were late...WOOHOO!!! that meant an extra week of tongue play each month:1orglaugh



Ivy

DAYUM!!

:1orglaugh

3 girls have told me that

1 was joking

1 really was late, but then it came

and.. as for the other girl.. My Daughter's a year and a half, and I wouldn't give her away for anything :thumbsup

once, and a few months later my daughter was born

"Topic: How many times have girls you fucked told you "I'm late this month"?"


Three times, and I wasn't lying lol.
2 boys and a girl :)

scary, been there once.

never, i run the fuck out pants down afterwards.

No disrespect girls... cept I just hate liars. I'm a slut and proud, why can't they just admit it - we'd prolly still give em some dick.

LOL.....:1orglaugh

All I am going to say is that I have gone through it before....I think just about every man has had a scare at one time or another.

Going thru it rite now - she competely missed it this month. :(

But i dont see how she could be preg, shes on the pill and I pull out. :BangBang:

That's happened once. Turned out she was pregnant.

Quick lesson on female anatomy:

Things like stress, diet, or changing her circle of female friends or sexual activities can impact a woman's cycle.

This does not mean she is lying when she says she is late. Being late does not = being pregnant. Bleeding late does not = wanting to bear your child.

40 sluts have tole me that

many times

ive said it alot-but then i relized that i have a hormonal inbalance: basically, i have the sex drive of a guy

fuckin right!!! :winkwink:

Congrats! :)

Has accually only happened 2 times......

1, my girlfriend. Goddamn I was scared for a few days, and we went back to condoms IMMEDIATELY after that.

I've had it happen 4-5 times...generally happened when I'd tell them I didn't want anything to do with them. Then they'd get a psycho and come up with that BS.

what can I expect though with the pipe I lay :Graucho

only 7 of them this month

Just once when she told me we were expecting our daughter.... (it was my wife....)