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Old 04-18-2004, 10:52 AM   #1
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WTF? No matter what I do...I make a mess.
If I'm cooking then you can bet the kitchen gets fucked up.

If I am pouring a glass of OJ then I am bound to spill some on the floor or counter.

God forbid I try to paint something.

It's been like this my entire life. No matter how careful I am...I always fuck something up and make a mess.

I was just cleaning up my balcony. I had a can with ashes from my bar-b-q in it and I accidentally knocked it over. Because of the rain, the ashes were like mud. This in itself is not too bad...BUT.....

I grabbed a couple pieces of plastic to scoop the muddy mess up with. While pushing with one piece to the other, the first piece slipped and the muddy ashes went flying. Again...Not such a big deal...I can just grab the pressure washer if I want...BUT....

In my infinite wisdom, I was doing this with my sliding glass door wide open.

Mud and ash are streaked all over my living room carpet.

I am cursed with this kind of shit.

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Old 04-18-2004, 10:53 AM   #2
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Old 04-18-2004, 10:53 AM   #3
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Old 04-18-2004, 10:54 AM   #4
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Old 04-18-2004, 10:57 AM   #6
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Mud and ash are streaked all over my living room carpet.


If you have trouble getting it out, let it dry and try dabbing it out with warm water and dish detergent. Usually works.
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Old 04-18-2004, 10:58 AM   #7
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Old 04-18-2004, 10:58 AM   #8
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Old 04-18-2004, 10:59 AM   #9
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Are you available? How do you look in a french maid outfit?

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Old 04-18-2004, 11:03 AM   #10
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My ass looks better in that maids outfit...
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ROFL . I fuckup a lot of thigns too ... I dunno why there is always a lil badluck that happens always to the same people
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My ass looks better in that maids outfit...
bad visual bad bad visual
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I just spilled gravy on my keyboard like 5 minutes ago, and I just cleaned the fucker.
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Cooking is messy work! Any building or consructing will always make a mess. You should see the mess i'm making now: I'm building a third floor in my house.
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You sleep with that thought tonight baby - I dare you. Tease!
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