Anyone got a Limerick? - GoFuckYourself.com

PissFunny · 04-18-2004, 02:49 AM

On taking a roofie one night
the altar boy got quite a fright
he was tied up and bound
and later was found
with an asshole that wasn't as tight

i once met a retarded young soul
who had accepted his life on the whole
was kind of sad
so i felt kinda bad
when i put both my balls in his hole

a girl once got fucked by a dog
it stuck its dick deep in her bog
she turned without fail
the dog wagged its tail
and she gurgled down all of its sprog

when fucking a cat that is dead
avoid the vagina or head
their hot little anus
is rightly quite famous
or you could make your own hole instead

One evening i got quite a shock
When fucking this tart from the dock
She seemed quite suprised,
When in front of her eyes
When I pulled out her spleen on my cock

i picked up this girl at the club
stuck my face in her snatch for a rub
but her tampon fell out
and i left with a shout
then gave my red face a good scrub

KC · 04-18-2004, 03:06 AM

There once was a man from Alas
His balls were made out of brass
In stormy weather,
he cranked them together
And lightning shot out of his ass.

Creative · 04-18-2004, 03:08 AM

There once was a man named Pad
GFYers didn't think he was Rad
Until hoes came fosho
And started the show
Pad regulated all the blood flow

Gheenz · 04-18-2004, 03:09 AM

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Roald · 04-18-2004, 03:09 AM

er was eens een meisie uit londen
die had een condoompie gevonden
ze zei he daar jij
gebruik die met mij
want weggooien dat is toch zonden

lalalalalaaaaaala

Ironhorse · 04-18-2004, 03:10 AM

Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her doggy a bone

As she bent over
The doggy came over
And gave her a bone of his own.

KC · 04-18-2004, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
er was eens een meisie uit londen
die had een condoompie gevonden
ze zei he daar jij
gebruik die met mij
want weggooien dat is toch zonden

lalalalalaaaaaala

That's my favorite!

Roald · 04-18-2004, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC

That's my favorite!

thats why I posted it

Creative · 04-18-2004, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by milhouse_dick
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

If theres a bussle on your hedgegrow, don't be alarmed now

It's just a spring clean for the may queen

Yes there are two paths you can go back

But in the long run...

THERE'S STILL TIME TO CHANGE THE ROAD YOU'RE ON

PissFunny · 04-18-2004, 03:32 PM

hahah stairway

04-18-2004, 02:49 AM	#1
PissFunny Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 313	Anyone got a Limerick? On taking a roofie one night the altar boy got quite a fright he was tied up and bound and later was found with an asshole that wasn't as tight i once met a retarded young soul who had accepted his life on the whole was kind of sad so i felt kinda bad when i put both my balls in his hole a girl once got fucked by a dog it stuck its dick deep in her bog she turned without fail the dog wagged its tail and she gurgled down all of its sprog when fucking a cat that is dead avoid the vagina or head their hot little anus is rightly quite famous or you could make your own hole instead One evening i got quite a shock When fucking this tart from the dock She seemed quite suprised, When in front of her eyes When I pulled out her spleen on my cock i picked up this girl at the club stuck my face in her snatch for a rub but her tampon fell out and i left with a shout then gave my red face a good scrub __________________ Piss Funny.com -- The funniest shit online!

04-18-2004, 03:06 AM	#2
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04-18-2004, 03:09 AM	#4
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04-18-2004, 03:09 AM	#5
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04-18-2004, 03:10 AM	#6
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04-18-2004, 03:08 AM	#3
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04-18-2004, 03:32 PM	#10
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