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Anyone got a Limerick?
On taking a roofie one night
the altar boy got quite a fright
he was tied up and bound
and later was found
with an asshole that wasn't as tight
i once met a retarded young soul
who had accepted his life on the whole
was kind of sad
so i felt kinda bad
when i put both my balls in his hole
a girl once got fucked by a dog
it stuck its dick deep in her bog
she turned without fail
the dog wagged its tail
and she gurgled down all of its sprog
when fucking a cat that is dead
avoid the vagina or head
their hot little anus
is rightly quite famous
or you could make your own hole instead
One evening i got quite a shock
When fucking this tart from the dock
She seemed quite suprised,
When in front of her eyes
When I pulled out her spleen on my cock
i picked up this girl at the club
stuck my face in her snatch for a rub
but her tampon fell out
and i left with a shout
then gave my red face a good scrub
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